Matatizo Duniani hapa hayawezi kuisha kwa style hii!
Polisi njaa wanaomba uhalifu uongezeke ili wale Rushwa,
Wanasheria wanaomba kesi ziwe nyingi ili wavune pesa,
Madaktari nao wanataka wagonjwa...
Wapendwa, Mkiwa sehemu ya familia yangu, sehemu ya furaha yangu,....................karibuni mshereheke nami katika siku hii muhimu kwangu.
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Dah kama mwezi umepita sasa tangu nijaze fomu ya ku update information ya akaunti yangu ya CRDB, nikajua nimemaliza kumbe kha! Leo tena nimeletewa fomu nyingine ina madudu ya kujaza kibao kama...
Wezi wa mifugo waliiba Ng'ombe kwa Mmasai na kumbakishia Ndama mmoja tu! Kisha wakamfunga yule Mmasai kwenye mti usiku kuchaa, Asubuhi yake majirani wakamuona yule Mmasai na kumpa pole baada ya...
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up...
kuna jamaa dereva alikuwa anachuki na mahakimu kila siku ana drive nje ya mahakama ili akimuona hakimu amgonge, sa siku kampa lifti padri na kupita mahakamani mara hakimu huyu hapa, akataka...
Kuna mganga mmoja maarufu anajinadi kuwa yuko tayari kuondoa msumari wa uchawi aliopigwa waziri mkuu wa siku za kale ambaye kwa sasa yuko Ujerumani kwa matibabu.
Akiongea kwenye kliniki yake...
Mwehu alikuwa akitizama mechi live.mara shabiki mmoja akasema"goli la kwanza hiloo" ghafla likaingizwa kweli,shabiki mwengine nae akasema"lengine ilooo linaingia" mara likaingia kweli golini.mwehu...
Mtoto wa kwenye daladala akienda shuleni anaimba:
Baba angekuwa jogoo na mama angekuwa tetea mimi ningekuwa kifaranga eeeh...
Baba angekuwa beberu na mama angekuwa mtamba mimi ningekuwa...
...nadhani wote tunamjua nyoka!..si ndio?
...tumewahi kumuua,au kumuona tu anakatiza sehemu,au umewahi KUGONGWA nae, au kukutemea MATE...au kukukosakosa kwa hayo yote.
...binafsi huyu ni mnyama...
Clement Msahana ni kama ameshindwa kazi. Nafuatilia habari za TBC leo tarehe 13.03.12 saa mbili usiku, kuna habari ya wakazi wa Kibaha kurejea katika kijiji chao cha asili cHORUMA..lakini habari...
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all
getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she made them all promise to...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the...
Bakhili alinunua mbuzi akampeleka kwa mpishi nakumwambia hivi: Huyu mbuzi nakuomba ukishamchinja basi nyama yake uigawe nusu mbili yani nusu moja uipike kwa pilau na iliyobakia uniwekee kwenye...
RUTASHOBYA. baada ya kumaliza elimu yake ya sheria..akabidhiwa ofic.. siku ya kwanza ktk kiti cha kuzunguka...
anaingia mdada oficin kuonyesha yuko bize ananyanyua cm ya mezani nakuanza ku bang...
UMEFIKA NYUMBANI UNAKUTA
BARUA YA MWANAO HII
UNGEFANYAJE?
Baba na mama,ni matumaini
yangu kuwa mtasoma ujumbe
wangu huu kwenye karatasi
niliyoiweka juu ya meza,naomba
msishtuke mana ni...