JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £ 50.00. “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at...

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how...

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and...

Judge: "Raj, why were you beaten up in public?" Raj : "Your honour, I was in crowded bus, my photo fell from wallet, so I said to lady in front of me, 'Aunty, please lift your Sari, I want to...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu...

There was a kid that wanted to take a shower with his mom. The mom said, "o.k. just whatever you do don’t look up". The boy looked up and said mommy what is that? She says’ "it's my garage". The...

A man and his wife were having problems in their relationship, so they went to a psychologist. The psychologist, who was a man, saw the couple several times, but to no avail. The woman...

Kuna vijana wawili walitorokea Uingereza kutafuta maisha, mmoja katika ya vijana hawa wawili alijifanya kujua sana kimombo akamwambia mwenzake kwamba wakifika Uingereza ikiwa Mzungu akiuliza swali...

'Hello? 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' ' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an...

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and...

Leo katika pita pita zangu nilinasa sehemu Fulani katika foleni eneo la ilala , tulikaa pale kwa muda mrefu kidogo karibu dakika 20 , magari hayaendi huku au kule , pembeni yetu kulikuwa na...

UHONDO USWAHILINI Wakazi hawa wa Jijini la Dar, leo asubuhi walifumwa na kamera yetu katika vilabu vya pombe za kienyeji vya Kigogo Luhanga wakichangamkia nyama choma maarufu kwa jina la...

Huyu ba'mdogo ni bab-kubwa aisee...cheka mwenyewe basi!!!

Kwa wale wanaopenda kukojoa misituni, ziwani or somewhere, imegundulika kuwa mkojo wa binadamu una uswezo wa kutumika katika magari mbalimbali. Tafadhali msikubali kupoteza huo utajiri huko...

Tendo la ndoa kwa wanandoa katika makabila mbalimbali huombwa kwa viashirio tofauti: ''Mchagga"........'We mama Haika, uko wapi? Ntaacha!!! "Mkurya"..........'Rara chini nikurenge!"...

Sheikh mmoja na Padri walialikwa kwenye semina Nairobi Kenya. Siku moja jioni Padri alimpa ofa ya dinner huyu Sheikh. Wakati wanakula akaagiza bia na Sheikh akaagiza Fanta. Padri :"mbona...

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -particularly in the flower and jewelry applications...

Kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja wa kibantu aliyepata ajira kwa wawindaji wa kizungu. Hao wazungu walikuwa watatu na mara nyingi walikuwa wakienda pamoja kuwinda huku mmbongo akiwa amewabebea vifaa vyao...

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?! The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good. The American: will get the insect out and drink the...

There was a man called Mr Chinena (Zambian man) . He was married with one kid. One day his mother in-law visited them. He looked at his mother in- law and found out that she was more beautiful...