What happens if an insect falls...

X-PASTER

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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbullah , Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
 

Mkanya

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Unatuboa,its Better Kama Hauna Joke Au Kitu Cha Kuandika Usipoteze Muda.
 

mbarikiwa

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Hivi wewe " 'pasterizer' wa zamani" huna la kuandika? Ndio maana mada zako zote huwa hazina mkiwa wala kichwa.
 

X-PASTER

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mbarikiwa

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They believe that their more Jews and more loyal to Israel than Jews themselves...! Very Funny as if they are forced to read the articles... Ah ah ah ah...!

Can you differentiate between Jews and Israelites?
shame on your 'allah'.
 

Ngonalugali

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You know nothing my dear, you don'know even the name Allah exist in the bible, u just unaropokwa tu na ushabiki.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=genesis%201:1;&version=28;
Naona kule kumefungwa, na kwa hisia zangu naona utahamishia upuuzi wako huku.

Sio lazima uandike, ila kama unaona vinakuwasha unaweza kuandika na kubandika kwenye ukuta wa chumba chako ukawa unafurahi wewe na nafsi yako. Acha kutuletea kashfa kwani unasababisha majukwaa kufungwa.

SHAME ON YOU past!
 

X-PASTER

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Naona kule kumefungwa, na kwa hisia zangu naona utahamishia upuuzi wako huku.

Sio lazima uandike, ila kama unaona vinakuwasha unaweza kuandika na kubandika kwenye ukuta wa chumba chako ukawa unafurahi wewe na nafsi yako. Acha kutuletea kashfa kwani unasababisha majukwaa kufungwa.

SHAME ON YOU past!

Hicho ndicho mlichokuwa mnakitafuata. Hope sasa roho zenu zipo kwatu...! Hamuwezi hata siku moja kuizima nuru ya M'Mungu kwa vinywa vyemu. Hila na mbinu zenu tunazijuwa sana. Haya ya kufungwa kwa Ukumbi wa dini ndicho mlichokuwa mnakitafuta na mnahisi mshakipata.

Wanataka kuizima Nuru ya Mwenyezi Mungu kwa vinywa vyao, na Mwenyezi Mungu anakataa ila aitimize Nuru yake ijapo kuwa makafiri watachukia.
Sutatut Tawba: 32
 

Ngonalugali

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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbullah , Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.


Umeshau kugusa watu fulani hapa.

Mr.past will take it just as delicious as roast meat.

I know!!!
 

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