Polite Way To Pee

Bubu Msemaovyo

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May 9, 2007
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"I would say I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."

The teacher fainted
 

okon

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Mar 16, 2008
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Little johnny's mind is always skewed to the wrong side, is he right handed or something?
 

Kuntakinte

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May 26, 2007
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"I would say I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."

The teacher fainted
ha ha ha hii imetulia mkubwa
 

uporoto01

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May 23, 2008
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Bubu having seen yo photo i would love to go through that dinner meet my best friend routine and please get rid of that parrot you never know it may know me ha ha ha! Very good joke
 

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