Sipendi wanaume wasiojua kupika

[chingyeddy]

Haaaaaaaa haya basi sawa, lakin utamaduni wa wenzetu ni mzuri.

 

[okoyoko]

Asalaleeeeeeeeeeeeeee na kumbeba mgongoni ntambeba kabisa brenda18

 

[brenda18]

Hapo kwenye kukuna nazi nisamehe bure laaziz.... bora nioshe vyombo tu!

Hahaha,sasa tutafanyaje baba watoto na mimi leo kiuno kimekataa kabisa siwezi kukuna nazi.... tule chukuchuku?

 

[Nyarwadhnyarwath]

Yaani mimi, mwanaume kama hajui kupika kiukweli nitamruka futi 3,000 kutoka usawa wa bahari.

Yaani utapata boy hajui kuwasha hata sigara, achilia jiko, yaani kama ni hajui kupika pita hivi yaani.

Maana ukinitembelea weekend, lazima uonyeshwe jiko, upike.Wanaume jifunzeni hata kuchemsha maji ya kuoga na kuwasha sigara.

Mwanaume apike halafu wewe ufanye nini? Utawapata wanawake wenzio na sio mwanaume.

 

[Felix Aweda]

Yaani mimi, mwanaume kama hajui kupika kiukweli nitamruka futi 3,000 kutoka usawa wa bahari.

Yaani utapata boy hajui kuwasha hata sigara, achilia jiko, yaani kama ni hajui kupika pita hivi yaani.

Maana ukinitembelea weekend, lazima uonyeshwe jiko, upike.Wanaume jifunzeni hata kuchemsha maji ya kuoga na kuwasha sigara.

Mimi nipo salama kwa aina yeyote ya chakula

 

[bushland]

we papuchi umepewa na Mungu bure kuitoa bure huwezi mpaka utunyanyase wee

alafu hapa hakuna boys kuna wanaume. naona umesema kwenu wapo boy wawili na wewe sasa tangia leo hao sio boys ni wanaume sawa dada.

Kula kona mzee, we veeeepee, eehee

 

[bushland]

nyie mnafanya wanaume wengine tuonekane mabushoke mtaani

Hovyooo, kupika Ni ubushoke? Bas usinye kabisa

 

[bushland]

"Inaonekana una malalamiko ka Mtoto wa kambo"

Uzaramo kazi Sana, maneno mengii Kama karanga

 

[bushland]

You sound so romantic Uhhh, hivi boys kaa nyie do exist au ur just impressing me with words? Aki imagine ur words make feel cold like ice cream I used to stole in my mom's fridge when I was 7 yrs. Mmmh kama nakufeel kwa mbali..... Get me couple of more... Yeah!!!!

Yesu Rudi Tu, dunia inatisha mbaya

 

[Asprin]

Hahaha,sasa tutafanyaje baba watoto na mimi leo kiuno kimekataa kabisa siwezi kukuna nazi.... tule chukuchuku?

We pumzika tu mamii. Wacha nikachukue take away.... unapenda kula nini mamito?

 

[bushland]

Yaani hata akikuzidi nguvu, unamfanyia timing unampiga ambush la maana akishtuka anajikuta moi akiungwa ungwa mifupa na asiposhtuka anajikuta kino makaburini......hili linakua fundisho na kwa vizazi vijavyo

Elimu, elimu, elimu, mbongo yeye anajuaga timing Tu Na ujanja ujanja usiokuwa Na maana, pita hivo mzee

 

[Fall Army Worm]

Kweli Dunia inaelekea mwisho,yaani wewe umkatae mwanaume kisa hajui kupika!!!,ungeniambia hajui kutafuta pesa sawa.lkn kwa hili haupo serious na maisha kabisa.

 

[2013]

Yaani mimi, mwanaume kama hajui kupika kiukweli nitamruka futi 3,000 kutoka usawa wa bahari.

Yaani utapata boy hajui kuwasha hata sigara, achilia jiko, yaani kama ni hajui kupika pita hivi yaani.

Maana ukinitembelea weekend, lazima uonyeshwe jiko, upike.Wanaume jifunzeni hata kuchemsha maji ya kuoga na kuwasha sigara.

Mi siwezi washa sigara

 

[bushland]

Bahati yako sijui kutukana. Kupika kwa mwanaume ni 'optional' na kwa mwanamke ni 'mandatory'

By the way, don't over rate yourself. What do you bring to the table? Una vitu gani hadi wanaume wakupikie wewe? If you have compensating attributes sidhani kuna atakae kataa,ila kama ni wale wa picha za 'sosho netiweki' full time (Which I believe you are) jipange upya and start learning to cook real fast, acha hizo phrase za kuaiga toka kwa movies, life in Tanzania is more than that!

Hakimu usikariri mzee, Kuna watu maisha yao yote tangu tumbon yamenyooka mbaya mbovu, Kuna wengine shida mwanzo mwisho, vile Mungu alivompangia mtu, badilika mwanaume cheza Na karne usicheze Na jinsia mwanaume

 

[bushland]

Kweli Dunia inaelekea mwisho,yaani wewe umkatae mwanaume kisa hajui kupika!!!,ungeniambia hajui kutafuta pesa sawa.lkn kwa hili haupo serious na maisha kabisa.

Kula kona kiana, ushamba mzigo

 

[47pro]

Mi siwezi washa sigara

Basi hata jiko huezi washa, maana Sigara ni simple test kama utawezana na kuwasha gas.

 

[47pro]

Kula kona kiana, ushamba mzigo

1.Bushland
2.sniperman

You guys mmeniipress.
What should I do with you guys?
Nimewapenda BUREEE kama elimu Bure ya Magufuli, although sijui kunaendaga vipi, maana, nikipitia jukwaa la siasa naona tu mezesha!!

 

[bushland]

1.Bushland
2.sniperman

You guys mmeniipress.
What should I do with you guys?
Nimewapenda BUREEE kama elimu Bure ya Magufuli, although sijui kunaendaga vipi, maana, nikipitia jukwaa la siasa naona tu mezesha!!

Njoo hapa arachuga mamii, Leo nilikuwa nabonga Na mama Wairimu pamoja Na mama jambii, after Easter ntakuja Nairobi mum

 

[rabiintocavel]

Unataka hivyo una nini?wanaume tunachagua wanawake maana mmejaa kama inzi wa soko la tandale

 

[The Guitarist]

Njoo hapa arachuga mamii, Leo nilikuwa nabonga Na mama Wairimu pamoja Na mama jambii, after Easter ntakuja Nairobi mum

mmmmmh lakini hizi tabia sijawahi kutana nazo huku r.chuga aisee njere huwezi mpikilisha kwa hakika