Jf members wanao penda ku-flirt PM

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha, nikikubamidha unione mbaya bure

Kongosho is desparately looking for you, kachukua RB kutoka kwa RR

Au mmehamia PM LOL

 

[Kongosho]

Unauliza makofi polisi?
Unauliza vumbi pit?

Kongosho is desparately looking for you, kachukua RB kutoka kwa RR

Au mmehamia PM LOL

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Kwakweli kwa hili halinihuu nafurahi kumbe kuna mambo humu eeehhh

RR embu naomba ufafanue alichoquote DA, niliamua kupotezea mwanzoni ila nomeona niulize.
Lini na wapi nilianzisha hiyo thread?Maana sijawahi kumweka mtu yeyote kwenye ignore list, wala sijawahi lalamika mambo ya PM jamvini.

 

[King’asti]

Kaka,chonde chonde usininyang'anye hii bunduki! Hata sweetie wako anajua, bora nikiwa nayo walau hawanichokozi sana. Nikiikosa wakinichokoza nitawapa kung fu moves hapa nitavunja mtu shingo hasa hawa watoto wanaoflirt na mie wakipata boom!
See u at mlimani city, naomba uniagizie grilled prawns masalla kuhamasisha mori wa kwenda kunywa juisi magogoni. Count me very very!

:shock: nitakunyang'anya hiyo bunduki manake uwezo ninao, afu tabia ya kujudge a bood from its cover....
kesho naomba unijoin apo mlimani city ninaandamana kumtaka Mkuu asisaini posho za 330,000/= hadi kieleweke....tukishakunywa juice magogoni nitaenda kukumalizia shopping ya Xmas maana naona una hamu nayo sana...sawa?

 

[afrodenzi]

PMs are not accessible to Moderators. The fact that Russian Roulette has posted this thread is evidence enough. If Moderators had access as commonly assumed by most, Great Thinkers would realize Russian Roulette would not have dared post such a thread for fear of members response on disclosing the impeachment of the rights of privacy of each member. Rest assured.


JF Daima.

Hata msifikirie kutu danganya hapa..
Mmoja wenu alishindwa kukiri alijua vipi
kuwa watu wanatumiana PM za kuomba "Thanks."
Nilimuuliza alijua vipi hakunipa jibu . sasa kweli mnadhani tutaamini nyie hamnsomi PM?

 

[BAK]

Hata msifikirie kutu danganya hapa..
Mmoja wenu alishindwa kukiri alijua vipi
kuwa watu wanatumiana PM za kuomba "Thanks."
Nilimuuliza alijua vipi hakunipa jibu . sasa kweli mnadhani tutaamini nyie hamnsomi PM?

Ahsante sana Rubani.

 

[afrodenzi]

Nisikutongoze mimi urubuniwe na wazushi humu?
Hehehehe sina umbea leo nawaza tu ma-deadline.

Endelea kunitongoza kwa nguvu zote mawazo yatapungua mamito..
Pole mwaya ukipata muda nishtue basi ntakutia moyo...

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Mara nyingi tunakutana na watu humu JF ambao tunapishana kwenye mada jamvini ghafla unaona wanaamua kukutumia PM, vile vile mtu (nje ya JF) mmebadilisha contacts kwa sababu moja au nyingine, alafu anakuanzia SMS/BBM/Skype, au njia zingine za kutuma ujumbe. Hakuna ubaya ila nivizuri kujua kua sometimes kuna dalili katika ujumbe zinaonesha kua mahusiano yanaweza kugeuka very flirty.

Moangezi ya ku-flirt PM/SMS ni mengi, depending on who is sending them. Nawaanzishia tu kumi ambazo naskia zinatumika sana humu JF

1.The Shy one : Nimependa ulivo jibu… Atafatisha kwa kusema kua anapenda members ambao wanafikiri tofauti na wengine, anakupa sifa alafu anaanza kukuuliza maswali ambayo hayana uhusiano na topic ulio jibu.

2. The Classic one : Nimeipenda avatar yako… Ataanza kujiulizisha maswali ya uhusiano kati ya avatar yako na wewe mwenyewe na angependa ajue zaidi kukuhusu.

3.The Childish… Unapenda chakula gani? na yeye atataka akwambie cha kwake, alafu aanze kukutafsiria maana ya kupenda chakula hichi au kile, na hatimae aanze kukwambia kua chakula Fulani kinaongeza nguvu za kiume na Fulani kinanyegesha …(also works with song, star, movie, drink BUT NOT books)

4.JF by night : Uko wapi sasa hivi ... Alternative ni unafanya nini sasa hivi, uko peke yako, umekaa pozi gani etc.

5.Fundi chereani : Umevaa nguo gani? Atataka ajue nguo za nje, ni ndefu au fupi, zimebana au zimepwaya, hazikupi joto? na ukimchekea atauliza hadi za ndani.

6. The executive: anakufanya secretary, (hasa kwa members wanao penda kuchangia kwa kizungu..). Nisaidie kutafsiri… Atakuanzia na maneno ya kawaida kama ‘kula na kunywa’, alafu aanze maneno kama ‘kutamani, malavidavi,kilele’ na kadhalika.

7. The naughty one: anapenda kuchanganya maana ya vitu ..(ex: wewe umesema jicho, yeye anajifanya kaelewa “jicho”). Unaongea utamaduni kasha rukia shanga…

8.The fake gentleman/Lady: anamaliza kwa kuandika “kiss” alafu anajifanya kuongeza (I hope you don’t mind). Hii ni kwa wale ambao mmesha tumiana PM zingine muhimu alafu anataka akubadilishie gear.

9.The inquisitor : Una mpenzi? Hata kama unae atakuconvice kua huna sababu hayupo hapo next to you dakika hii, baada ya hapo atakuuliza unafanyaje kuvumilia? Mara atakuuliza kama matamanio ya mwili hayakusumbui na anaanza kukuuliza unadeal vipi...

10. Action man/woman : Ningekua hapo tungefanya nini? Hii kiboko! Nimehadithiwa asubuhi hii, na ndio imenifanya kuanzisha thread!

11. Suprize!: hamjawahi kukutana katika thread, humjui, hakujui, anakuanzia tu na PM... (Source: Excellent)

12. … we umekutana na yupi hapo juu? kama hayupo, endelea...

POST SCRIPTUM: Kuna members wameuliza (baada ya kusoma thread hii) kama MODS wanasoma PM, sio kweli, MOD hawana uwezo huo!

(Just my imaginations):
12. Mpiga chabo: Ninakuona, kumbe ndivyo unavyolala hivyo? (akijifanya kama anakuona wakati hakujui humjui sembuse kujua unakoishi).
13. Dispaired: Akimbilia JF akidhani ni Facebook na kumtumia Flirt PMs kwa wenye jinsia kama yake.

 

[afrodenzi]

Labda nia ya kuipost ilikua kutupumbaza kama ulivyoanisha hapo juu (kwamba asingeweza kuandika aliyoandika kama ingekua kweli) au kutuonyesha kwamba mnaweza, either way mmefanya watu waanze kuwatazama tofauti. Kama ingekua lazima kulipia kuwepo JF ningeacha leo hii.

reverse psychology...

 

[afrodenzi]

.....Wanaona banaaa ndio ukae ukijua hivyo. Kama una ubavu wa kuandika PMs za kutongoza ambazo unajua fika zinasomwa basi kila la heri ila kama unahofia kwamba utongozaji wako 🙂🙂🙂 unasomwa labda na watu mbali mbali basi STUKA SANA!!!...tafuta njia mbadala ya kuendelea kupiga speed 🙂🙂

Umenena cha maana..

 

[afrodenzi]

Ahsante sana Rubani.

Captain
Nakesi na wewe..
Itakuwa vema ukini tafuta kwa muda wako.
Naomba usinitumie PM na usifikiri kunifukuza kazi..

 

[The Finest]

Endelea kunitongoza kwa nguvu zote mawazo yatapungua mamito..
Pole mwaya ukipata muda nishtue basi ntakutia moyo...

Leo jikoni, sebuleni, stoo au bafuni?

 

[afrodenzi]

Leo jikoni, sebuleni, stoo au bafuni?

"Laundry" sounds great ....

 

[Kongosho]

balcony

Leo jikoni, sebuleni, stoo au bafuni?

 

[BAK]

Captain Nakesi na wewe..
Itakuwa vema ukini tafuta kwa muda wako.
Naomba usinitumie PM na usifikiri kunifukuza kazi..

Haya rubani nitakutafuta, utendaji wako wa kazi 🙂🙂🙂 ni mzuri sana Board of Directors ya Airline ile lol! wanafikiri kukupa bonus kubwa sana ya mwisho wa mwaka hivyo usiwe na wasiwasi wa kufukuzwa kazi.

 

[The Finest]

"Laundry" sounds great ....

Laundry nah...Juu ya dari sounds great ngoja nikuwekee na ngazi kabisa

 

[The Finest]

balcony

Watu wataanguka banaa

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Mara nyingi tunakutana na watu humu JF ambao tunapishana kwenye mada jamvini ghafla unaona wanaamua kukutumia PM, vile vile mtu (nje ya JF) mmebadilisha contacts kwa sababu moja au nyingine, alafu anakuanzia SMS/BBM/Skype, au njia zingine za kutuma ujumbe. Hakuna ubaya ila nivizuri kujua kua sometimes kuna dalili katika ujumbe zinaonesha kua mahusiano yanaweza kugeuka very flirty.

Moangezi ya ku-flirt PM/SMS ni mengi, depending on who is sending them. Nawaanzishia tu kumi ambazo naskia zinatumika sana humu JF

1.The Shy one : Nimependa ulivo jibu… Atafatisha kwa kusema kua anapenda members ambao wanafikiri tofauti na wengine, anakupa sifa alafu anaanza kukuuliza maswali ambayo hayana uhusiano na topic ulio jibu.

2. The Classic one : Nimeipenda avatar yako… Ataanza kujiulizisha maswali ya uhusiano kati ya avatar yako na wewe mwenyewe na angependa ajue zaidi kukuhusu.

3.The Childish… Unapenda chakula gani? na yeye atataka akwambie cha kwake, alafu aanze kukutafsiria maana ya kupenda chakula hichi au kile, na hatimae aanze kukwambia kua chakula Fulani kinaongeza nguvu za kiume na Fulani kinanyegesha …(also works with song, star, movie, drink BUT NOT books)

4.JF by night : Uko wapi sasa hivi ... Alternative ni unafanya nini sasa hivi, uko peke yako, umekaa pozi gani etc.

5.Fundi chereani : Umevaa nguo gani? Atataka ajue nguo za nje, ni ndefu au fupi, zimebana au zimepwaya, hazikupi joto? na ukimchekea atauliza hadi za ndani.

6. The executive: anakufanya secretary, (hasa kwa members wanao penda kuchangia kwa kizungu..). Nisaidie kutafsiri… Atakuanzia na maneno ya kawaida kama ‘kula na kunywa', alafu aanze maneno kama ‘kutamani, malavidavi,kilele' na kadhalika.

7. The naughty one: anapenda kuchanganya maana ya vitu ..(ex: wewe umesema jicho, yeye anajifanya kaelewa "jicho"). Unaongea utamaduni kasha rukia shanga…

8.The fake gentleman/Lady: anamaliza kwa kuandika "kiss" alafu anajifanya kuongeza (I hope you don't mind). Hii ni kwa wale ambao mmesha tumiana PM zingine muhimu alafu anataka akubadilishie gear.

9.The inquisitor : Una mpenzi? Hata kama unae atakuconvice kua huna sababu hayupo hapo next to you dakika hii, baada ya hapo atakuuliza unafanyaje kuvumilia? Mara atakuuliza kama matamanio ya mwili hayakusumbui na anaanza kukuuliza unadeal vipi...

10. Action man/woman : Ningekua hapo tungefanya nini? Hii kiboko! Nimehadithiwa asubuhi hii, na ndio imenifanya kuanzisha thread!

11. Suprize!: hamjawahi kukutana katika thread, humjui, hakujui, anakuanzia tu na PM... (Source: Excellent)

12. … we umekutana na yupi hapo juu? kama hayupo, endelea...

POST SCRIPTUM: Kuna members wameuliza (baada ya kusoma thread hii) kama MODS wanasoma PM, sio kweli, MOD hawana uwezo huo!

vigezo gani vinatumika kuteua au kuchagua JF moderator?

 

[Kongosho]

Nilisahau kama wewe ni tembo
unajua sifa za tembo?

Watu wataanguka banaa

 

[The Finest]

Nilisahau kama wewe ni tembo
unajua sifa za tembo?

Hahaha! Halafu mbona wewe mchoyo hebu sogea huko basi nichungulie PM zako