How I met (and lost) Nyani Ngabu

[Mwali]

ndo matatizo ya kufunda watoto, eager to experiment! Hujakua wewe, yaani hata ikiwezekana wangekunyang'anya na macho na maskio kabisa! Watoto wa siku hizi astaghaffirrullah!

HIvi kipimo cha utoto mnapimaje jamani? Mbona AshaDii aliolewa na uncle akiwa under 18?
Na sijasema I want to experiment nilicho fundwa, nataka tu aje kunitembelea huku Tanga
Ningekua na nia mbaya tungepanga tukakutane huko huko aliko, but nimeona aje hapa home

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kuna kinywaji napoga apa arifu..asee hapa ngoja nisepe nikiendelea naweza pigwa ban kabisa. Mi mjo,mbake kabisa. AshaDii unamfahamu? Ni aunt yake...

CC: Mwali.

AshaDii namfahamu sana. :smile:

 

[King’asti]

uache kuhubiri bhange vilabuni.

mie siihubiri bhange, inajihubiri. Karucee njoo utoe darasa hapa.

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

Yaani mi ni kibabu? Aiseeee!!!!!

nilikuwa nafurahisha baraza kiongozi!maujiko yote ushamwagiwa na mwali unataka nini tena mkuu!sasa NN hebu ninong'oneze mwali asisikie,hivi ni vibinti vingapi ushavisogeza pale marrybrown?it seems like your trademark approach kwa jinsi ulivyofikiri kwa haraka palepale ktk foleni!na ulimkumbuka mwali out of many ladies you did the same?

 

[King’asti]

HIvi kipimo cha utoto mnapimaje jamani? Mbona AshaDii aliolewa na uncle akiwa under 18?
Na sijasema I want to experiment nilicho fundwa, nataka tu aje kunitembelea huku Tanga
Ningekua na nia mbaya tungepanga tukakutane huko huko aliko, but nimeona aje hapa home

little gal, that was then and this is now. Na hakuna urafiki wa paka na samaki, ama chui na mbuzi for that matter. Nyani mzee kakwepa mishale mingi, sikiliza wazee wako. We have all been there, done that and got these ugly champions tshts!

 

[Mwali]

Sounds like Chris Brown minus violence? lol

Chris Brown? wacha matusi bwana. When I say the guy is sawa it means he is SAWA!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Chris Brown? wacha matusi bwana. When I say the guy is sawa it means he is SAWA!

Kichwa changu kitapasuka leo!

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

Shindwaaaaa! we kama umetumwa ishia huko huko!
Vade retro!

heeeeee!we mwali!uko serious nini kwa Nyani?mi nilikuwa natania tu!

vade retro ndio nini?spea ya subaru?lol!

 

[The Boss]

Kichwa changu kitapasuka leo!

I see.....

 

[Mwali]

nilikuwa nafurahisha baraza kiongozi!maujiko yote ushamwagiwa na mwali unataka nini tena mkuu!sasa NN hebu ninong'oneze mwali asisikie,hivi ni vibinti vingapi ushavisogeza pale marrybrown?it seems like your trademark approach kwa jinsi ulivyofikiri kwa haraka palepale ktk foleni!na ulimkumbuka mwali out of many ladies you did the same?

Kongosho si nilikwambia watakuja?
Ona sasa wanakuja kwa ID za kiume

 

[Leak]

We unajua lakini mi sisemi Ngoja nikae pembeni

Unataka aseme nini?

 

[Leak]

Usiseme Mwali maana naona hauko tayari na unataka hiwe siri yako! Najua siku ukichoka kuficha siri utasema!

Kusema nini tena? mi sisemi! Najua mnataka niseme ila sisemi. Nakaa zangu kimyaaaaaa

 

[Mwali]

We unajua lakini mi sisemi Ngoja nikae pembeni

Ndio umesha sema sasa. acha ubangubangu! hhahahaha

 

[Kongosho]

No way.

Sili vilivyo chini ya paa la nyumbani, unataka mvua isinyeshe?

kabisaaa...chezeya mambo ya binamu? Kongosho huna wivu na binamu yako yeyote?

 

[Kongosho]

alishaharibika huyo, kwanza yeye ndio anawaharibu wanywa chimpumu.

Unawahubiria nini? hao sio watakuhubiria wao kweli?

 

[Kongosho]

wee mjomba una lako.

Mjo,'mbake'? Hiyo 'mbake' imetengwa na 'mjo'?

Mbake?

Kuna kinywaji napoga apa arifu..asee hapa ngoja nisepe nikiendelea naweza pigwa ban kabisa. Mi mjo,mbake kabisa. AshaDii unamfahamu? Ni aunt yake...

CC: Mwali.

 

[Kongosho]

usiulize, jiunge tu.

Whats going on here??!!!!

 

[Kongosho]

pulizi dont call Karucee.

Tunavuta kwa maneno, yeye anavuta kwa matendo.

mie siihubiri bhange, inajihubiri. Karucee njoo utoe darasa hapa.

 

[Kongosho]

sure, we have been there!

little gal, that was then and this is now. Na hakuna urafiki wa paka na samaki, ama chui na mbuzi for that matter. Nyani mzee kakwepa mishale mingi, sikiliza wazee wako. We have all been there, done that and got these ugly champions tshts!

 

[Kongosho]

usijali, pasuka tu
nina supagluu ya kugundisha.

Kichwa changu kitapasuka leo!