How I met (and lost) Nyani Ngabu

[King’asti]

Si nilikwambia hata siku ile alikua mkali? Na ndio sababu nilipotea siku zote hizi
Hapa najua hata laptop nitanyanganywa sasa, ili nishindwe kuwasiliana nawe!

ndo matatizo ya kufunda watoto, eager to experiment! Hujakua wewe, yaani hata ikiwezekana wangekunyang'anya na macho na maskio kabisa! Watoto wa siku hizi astaghaffirrullah!

 

[Kongosho]

Pamoja na Chimpumu nina akili za kuchimba choo.

huyo Kongosho anakunywa gongo na chimpumu, merry brown ya masaki utamkwaza tu. Mpeleke that place opposite side.of the road, lol

 

[Ambitious]

Hey roomie, mambo? How I missed you dear! wacha niseme maybe nitaffanikiwa
Unakumbuka NN nae alikua katika canditates wa kushare nyumba kipindi kile?
I ended up wondering how it would have been iwapo angeshinda yeye ile lottery!

Mambo poa mate..mic ya too..am officially a globetrotter yaani ni safari kwenda mbele.Nakumbuka sana ule mchujo,ulileta rabsha mpaka watu wakataka kushikana mashati(hatutaji majina).
Ila mwisho wa yote naona nyota ya Nyani Ngabu ni angavu kweli kweli.Yule brother wa kipindi kile hana chake kabisa hapa.

 

[Kongosho]

anasumbuliwa na wivu tu.

Niaje arif...mbona umekuwa mkali ghafla?

 

[Kongosho]

uache kuhubiri bhange vilabuni.

kaka, huwa napita tu sehemu hizo nikisaka waumini. Ila wakinikaribisha napiga nguchu mbili tatu huku nawahubiria.

 

[King’asti]

Pamoja na Chimpumu nina akili za kuchimba choo.

na kisha kuchukua jembe na kwenda kujikidhi haja maporini. JK ana kazi na hawa wananchi wake!

 

[Zion Daughter]

Whats going on here??!!!!

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

MABINTI WA SIKU HIZI hesabu ndogo ndogo zinawashinda, we mwali,unataka mpaka aunt yako ashadii akuambie nyani ngabu ni mjomba wako ndio utaachana na hicho kibabu chenye muonekano wa ujana!!!tulizana binti!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

MABINTI WA SIKU HIZI hesabu ndogo ndogo zinawashinda, we mwali,unataka mpaka aunt yako ashadii akuambie nyani ngabu ni mjomba wako ndio utaachana na hicho kibabu chenye muonekano wa ujana!!!tulizana binti!

Yaani mi ni kibabu? Aiseeee!!!!!

 

[The Boss]

Interesting...NN kumbe yuko very impressive in person i guess

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Interesting...NN kumbe yuko very impressive in person i guess

Hahahaaa come on Boss. What did you think before?

 

[The Boss]

Hahahaaa come on Boss. What did you think before?

Nilifikiri Bad boy to the fullest ..Lil wayne look alike lol

 

[Kaizer]

kaka, huwa napita tu sehemu hizo nikisaka waumini. Ila wakinikaribisha napiga nguchu mbili tatu huku nawahubiria.

Unawahubiria nini? hao sio watakuhubiria wao kweli?

 

[Mwali]

MABINTI WA SIKU HIZI hesabu ndogo ndogo zinawashinda, we mwali,unataka mpaka aunt yako ashadii akuambie nyani ngabu ni mjomba wako ndio utaachana na hicho kibabu chenye muonekano wa ujana!!!tulizana binti!

Shindwaaaaa! we kama umetumwa ishia huko huko!
Vade retro!

 

[Kaizer]

anasumbuliwa na wivu tu.

kabisaaa...chezeya mambo ya binamu? Kongosho huna wivu na binamu yako yeyote?

 

[Mwali]

Interesting...NN kumbe yuko very impressive in person i guess

Yaani, we acha tu! Sijui naweza kumfananisha na nani katika watu tunao wajua...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Unawahubiria nini? hao sio watakuhubiria wao kweli?

Arif mbona hauko sawa leo? Wewe ni mjomba wa Mwali?

 

[Kaizer]

Whats going on here??!!!!

hujambo Zion Daughter shemeji? Me miss u sana

 

[The Boss]

Yaani, we acha tu! Sijui naweza kumfananisha na nani katika watu tunao wajua...

Sounds like Chris Brown minus violence? lol

 

[Kaizer]

Arif mbona hauko sawa leo? Wewe ni mjomba wa Mwali?

Kuna kinywaji napoga apa arifu..asee hapa ngoja nisepe nikiendelea naweza pigwa ban kabisa. Mi mjo,mbake kabisa. AshaDii unamfahamu? Ni aunt yake...

CC: Mwali.