How I met (and lost) Nyani Ngabu

[Buyaka]

Eeeh Mola wangu nisaidie nisizae na mtu kama wewe

I wouldn't put it that way!

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So much for that cheesy "Where we dare to talk openly" thing.

 

[Kobello]

:coffee: looh!!

 

[King’asti]

Kabla hujajua chochote kuhusiana na kwamba huyo ni mwanachama mwenzako wa JF unasema ulivutwa na kwamba "amejaza misuli, anatumia marashi, ana sura nzuri, anavaa vizuri, amenyoa ndevu." Hivi kuna watu wangapi mjini Dar-es-Salaam au duniani ambao umekutana nao maishani "wana misuli, wanatumia marashi, wana sura nzuri, wananyoa ndevu, wanavaa vizuri" ambao nao uliwawakia na labda wakakupeleka pwani?

Wanasema usitukane wakunga na uzazi ungalipo, ngoja nisali, Eeeh Mola wangu nisaidie nisizae na mtu kama wewe

kuna somo liliitwa kemia ukiwa shuleni? Kuna kemia ya watu siku hizi baba. Chemical reaction babaa, usiombe ikakukuta. Bora utandikwe shock ya high tension, noumerre!

 

[King’asti]

Kichwa changu kitapasuka leo!

exactly my worry, loh! Ukiona mtu mwenye kitu chenye ncha kali kama bikari kimbia, wakikugusa kwishney.

 

[Buyaka]

kuna somo liliitwa kemia ukiwa shuleni?

lilikuwepo somo la kemia lakini sikuliingia ndani kwa saaana, kidogo tu: Collision Theory of chemical kinetics inasema huwezi kuwa na chemistry kama vitu husika havijafanya physical contact of the right orientation, lugha ya ma cowboy ni it takes two to tangle.

hapa hapakuwa hata na eye contact, let alone conversation, mwingine alikuwa anaangalia chini kwenye simu, mwingine kawaka, kaanza kujisogelesha, kisa, kasikia marashi, na kaona misuli, na kaona kidevu kimenyolewa! Utawakia wangapi wa jinsi hiyo mjini hapa? Chemistry gani hiyo upande mmoja tu ndio umefikia kilele cha excited state mwingine hata haujui unawakiwa? Mwishowe uta react to dead bodies!

pepo la kusambaza maradhi la ku lose control kwa misuli na marashi lishindwe na lilegee!

 

[Mwali]

Absolutely, and I can't help but reciprocate that, it is always confounding to me that some people always see roses and sunshine colors in rather very checkered pictures we look at. Don't they see the other dimensions of the universe, the ugly flipside of beauty? And don't claim that you do not blame me for my kind of worldview, you did!

Let's be more open minded and we will learn to bear with people who don't always dance to the same old tune.

Haya kaka, umesikika.

 

[Mwali]

kuna somo liliitwa kemia ukiwa shuleni? Kuna kemia ya watu siku hizi baba. Chemical reaction babaa, usiombe ikakukuta. Bora utandikwe shock ya high tension, noumerre!

King why do you even bother justifying? tumesha fikia conclusion kua we are different
Mi sioni aibu kusema look, smell, talk, attitude etc vina-excite curiosity yangu
Hasa a killer look kama ya NN. Ikiwa yeye anaona it is repugnant ni sawa tu.
I am happy we are different coz I wouldn't want to be like anyway.

 

[Mwali]

lilikuwepo somo la kemia lakini sikuliingia ndani kwa saaana, kidogo tu: Collision Theory of chemical kinetics inasema huwezi kuwa na chemistry kama vitu husika havijafanya physical contact of the right orientation, lugha ya ma cowboy ni it takes two to tangle.

hapa hapakuwa hata na eye contact, let alone conversation, mwingine alikuwa anaangalia chini kwenye simu, mwingine kawaka, kaanza kujisogelesha, kisa, kasikia marashi, na kaona misuli, na kaona kidevu kimenyolewa! Utawakia wangapi wa jinsi hiyo mjini hapa? Chemistry gani hiyo upande mmoja tu ndio umefikia kilele cha excited state mwingine hata haujui unawakiwa? Mwishowe uta react to dead bodies!

pepo la kusambaza maradhi la ku lose control kwa misuli na marashi lishindwe na lilegee!

Unauliza wangapi kama NN? Hakunagaaaaa!
Halafu pamoja na kua hata mimi sikuingilia somo la kemia kwa sana,
Najua hiyo contact kati ya substances sio lazima solid or liquid particles
Mfano mdogo ni feromones ambazo zinatumika katika kutengeneza marashi
Halafu nani alikwambia nililose control, au nilifikia kilele cha exitment?
Mtu nilipanga strategy hadi nikaalikwa juice MaryBrown utasema I was not in control?
Kaka umependa story yangu, na unataka kuikoleza ifanane na unavyo taka wewe!

 

[Freema Agyeman]

King why do you even bother justifying? tumesha fikia conclusion kua we are different
Mi sioni aibu kusema look, smell, talk, attitude etc vina-excite curiosity yangu
Hasa a killer look kama ya NN. Ikiwa yeye anaona it is repugnant ni sawa tu.
I am happy we are different coz I wouldn't want to be like anyway.

Usikonde Mwali labda jamaa alikuwa anakulia timing kawaka kuona umempa mgongo, na pengine huja notice hata existence yake.

Kula ile kitu roho inapenda bwaana!

 

[Kongosho]

Bu'yaka and Mwali = Ethan and Sheridan wa tamthilia ya zamaniiiii

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Hey sista, mamboz?

Na wewe ntakupeleka Mary Brown ile ya Masaki, sawa eeh?

Acha kutapeli mabinti wa watu wewe, i hate you, hiyo BB uliyomwahidi Smile iko wapi kwanza?

 

[Mwali]

Bu'yaka and Mwali = Ethan and Sheridan wa tamthilia ya zamaniiiii

Itakua zamani sana, mi sikumbuki.
Huyo ethan nae alikua na misifa?
Oooops! #MakeJfAHappierPlace @Steeve Dii

 

[marrykate]

lilikuwepo somo la kemia lakini sikuliingia ndani kwa saaana, kidogo tu: Collision Theory of chemical kinetics inasema huwezi kuwa na chemistry kama vitu husika havijafanya physical contact of the right orientation, lugha ya ma cowboy ni it takes two to tangle.

hapa hapakuwa hata na eye contact, let alone conversation, mwingine alikuwa anaangalia chini kwenye simu, mwingine kawaka, kaanza kujisogelesha, kisa, kasikia marashi, na kaona misuli, na kaona kidevu kimenyolewa! Utawakia wangapi wa jinsi hiyo mjini hapa? Chemistry gani hiyo upande mmoja tu ndio umefikia kilele cha excited state mwingine hata haujui unawakiwa? Mwishowe uta react to dead bodies!

pepo la kusambaza maradhi la ku lose control kwa misuli na marashi lishindwe na lilegee!

we nae hebu usimwaribie Nyani Ngabu, ulitaka upendwe wewe?

 

[King’asti]

Usikonde Mwali labda jamaa alikuwa anakulia timing kawaka kuona umempa mgongo, na pengine huja notice hata existence yake.

Kula ile kitu roho inapenda bwaana!

asante kwa kunijibia. Hasira za kukosa mbaya sana.
Mwali im out of here. Hongera kwa kung'oa jabali (sijawahi ona mtu amemfungukia NN. Kama siku Paw aki-rip, be assured im coming to compete with u. A nice yummy scented man ina a masculine way is irresistible, i should say)

 

[King’asti]

Acha kutapeli mabinti wa watu wewe, i hate you, hiyo BB uliyomwahidi Smile iko wapi kwanza?

yaani siku yatima akipewa mkate mtaa unazizima. Muacheni NN wa watu jamani, it is his field day, kha!

 

[Eiyer]

kuna somo liliitwa kemia ukiwa shuleni? Kuna kemia ya watu siku hizi baba. Chemical reaction babaa, usiombe ikakukuta. Bora utandikwe shock ya high tension, noumerre!

I do agree with Bu'yaka !!

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

yaani siku yatima akipewa mkate mtaa unazizima. Muacheni NN wa watu jamani, it is his field day, kha!

Simwamini sana huyu mmbeba mabox, kingereza kingi cha utapeli tapeli tu, nasubili conformation kutoka kwa Smile kama alimpa BB yake ndio niwe msimamo tofauti na huu.

 

[Kongosho]

They were attracted to each other

Ila hawakuwa wanajua
Walikuwa wanabishana hata over a fly, na kila mmoja anataka ashinde

Walikuja tambua hilo baadae sana

So watch out this movie

Itakua zamani sana, mi sikumbuki.
Huyo ethan nae alikua na misifa?
Oooops! #MakeJfAHappierPlace @Steeve Dii

 

[Mwali]

They were attracted to each other

Ila hawakuwa wanajua
Walikuwa wanabishana hata over a fly, na kila mmoja anataka ashinde

Walikuja tambua hilo baadae sana

So watch out this movie

Ha ha ha ha ha, Kumbe? Hizo sinema za kihindi bwana. Kaka yetu Bu'yaka mkorofi sana, mi simwezi.
Huko nyuma alianza ku-complicate maneno kuchanga vya cosmos na universe ndani yake,
Later akaja kusema vya fusion and contacts sijui nini, that "savant syndrome" ain't appealing to me.

 

[jamiif]

hii thread TAMU SANA!