How I met (and lost) Nyani Ngabu

[Father of All]

hakuna shida.
Hapa nakupata vizuri.

Nami nakupata sana tu.

 

[Mwali]

Competition kubwa mno.

Na huwa sitaki kumwingilia na mambo yake.

Si unajua when a guy is hot and loaded? Anasumbuliwaje?

Usinambie hivo bwana, unanivunja moyo bado mapema.
Si unajua Mwali sipendi Compe? I'm above that mie!

 

[Mwali]

ha ha ha, manungayembe?

Ukipigwa mie nakimbia, sitaki shida.

Kha! mi najidai sababu najua mwenzangu utanisemea kwa kaka yako
Kumbe unawaogopa? Waje tu, I am armed and dangerous hapa!

 

[Mwali]

Noted!

Ulikuwa umeenda kusomea maneno?

ha ha ha ha, stop interfering bwana, we si umesema huingilii mambo yake?
Niache basi nione kama anaweza kuja Tanga for end of year festivities...

 

[Kongosho]

wee ana msimamo huyo, don't worry.

Hivi unadhani David Bekham hasumbuliwi japo Posh yupo?

Usinambie hivo bwana, unanivunja moyo bado mapema.
Si unajua Mwali sipendi Compe? I'm above that mie!

 

[Ambitious]

Naona Mwali umefunguka speed 120.Safi sana,tii kiu yako binti.

 

[Leak]

Ngoja nikae hapa pembeni niangali kama Mwali utasema::::::::::::::::::::

 

[Mwali]

Naona Mwali umefunguka speed 120.Safi sana,tii kiu yako binti.

Hey roomie, mambo? How I missed you dear! wacha niseme maybe nitaffanikiwa
Unakumbuka NN nae alikua katika canditates wa kushare nyumba kipindi kile?
I ended up wondering how it would have been iwapo angeshinda yeye ile lottery!

 

[Mwali]

Ngoja nikae hapa pembeni niangali kama Mwali utasema::::::::::::::::::::

Kusema nini tena? mi sisemi! Najua mnataka niseme ila sisemi. Nakaa zangu kimyaaaaaa

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Ngoja nikae hapa pembeni niangali kama Mwali utasema::::::::::::::::::::

Unataka aseme nini?

 

[Neylu]

Mmmmmmnh...!!

Sijui ndoto hii au kweli..!! Ngoja niendelee kusikiliza..!!!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mmmmmmnh...!!

Sijui ndoto hii au kweli..!! Ngoja niendelee kusikiliza..!!!

Mbona unakuwa kama huamini?

 

[Kaizer]

Mwali ngoja kwanza wife AshaDii aje hapa kwanza.....am furious... Kongosho, upo wapi sa hivi I guess we have some issues to discuss aisee.....huyu Mwali inaonekana mjo unataka kumchanganya nisingependa apotee

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mwali ngoja kwanza wife AshaDii aje hapa kwanza.....am furious... Kongosho, upo wapi sa hivi I guess we have some issues to discuss aisee.....huyu Mwali inaonekana mjo unataka kumchanganya nisingependa apotee

Niaje arif...mbona umekuwa mkali ghafla?

 

[King’asti]

Hey sista, mamboz?

Na wewe ntakupeleka Mary Brown ile ya Masaki, sawa eeh?

huyo Kongosho anakunywa gongo na chimpumu, merry brown ya masaki utamkwaza tu. Mpeleke that place opposite side.of the road, lol

 

[Mwali]

Niaje arif...mbona umekuwa mkali ghafla?

Si nilikwambia hata siku ile alikua mkali? Na ndio sababu nilipotea siku zote hizi
Hapa najua hata laptop nitanyanganywa sasa, ili nishindwe kuwasiliana nawe!

 

[Neylu]

Mbona unakuwa kama huamini?

Imekaa kitamthilia tamthilia..!!

 

[Kaizer]

huyo Kongosho anakunywa gongo na chimpumu, merry brown ya masaki utamkwaza tu. Mpeleke that place opposite side.of the road, lol

dada King'asti, na wewe u mmoja wao?

 

[King’asti]

dada King'asti, na wewe u mmoja wao?

kaka, huwa napita tu sehemu hizo nikisaka waumini. Ila wakinikaribisha napiga nguchu mbili tatu huku nawahubiria.

 

[Kongosho]

he he he, umepitiwa na mesali isemayo 'mjomba haoi mpwa'

Mwali ngoja kwanza wife AshaDii aje hapa kwanza.....am furious... Kongosho, upo wapi sa hivi I guess we have some issues to discuss aisee.....huyu Mwali inaonekana mjo unataka kumchanganya nisingependa apotee