Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Ulimakafu]

Sina tatizo na Poch kuna kitu anacho ila hili swala la kubeba kila mchezaji linanipa mashaka coz hatujui kama wanaweza kufit ktk mfumo wake

Tajiri miluzi akisikia mchezaji fulani anatafutwa yeye anapandia dau.

 

[allypipi]

Caicedo is the new Makelele
Enzo Paracetamol is the new Fabregas
Nicholas Jackson Mandago is the new Drogba
Axel Disaster is the new Terry
Malo Gusto is the new Bosingwa.

Ni mautamu wamerambwa

 

[Saint Anne]

Team yetu hii arudishwe tajari wetu hakuna namna

Tena??
Miluzi hamumtaki Tena?

 

[Saint Anne]

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Miss of the match

Mnyama Caesido

Mitano Mingine kwake

 

[Southern Highland]

Bila kwenda kumpigia magoti Thomas Tuchel hii laana haitaisha kenge nyie, tena mkitoka kwa Tuchel mpitie na Trafford kuomba radhi kwa utapeli mliotufanyia kwa yule Freemason halafu mrejeshe na £60m yetu wajaa laana nyie.

Kweli kila mtu anaumia na lake

 

[Saint Anne]

Naaam Huyu ndio Agent Caicedo alisajiriwa na Liverpool alafu Liverpool wakampa mission maalumu hapo Chelsea kama jasusi lao la ndani

Mpaka sasa timu mbili tayari zina majasusi

MANCHESTER UNITED-Ten hag

CHELSEA-Caisedo

Mitano kwa mwamba


Huyu anaenda kuporomosha timu darajani

 

[Saint Anne]

Sina tatizo na Poch kuna kitu anacho ila hili swala la kubeba kila mchezaji linanipa mashaka coz hatujui kama wanaweza kufit ktk mfumo wake

Bring back our Potter na mwamba Lampard.

 

[Southern Highland]

Yule Di zerbi ni jini, si unaona amebakiwa na takataka lakini bado anayaburuta yalete matokeo. Hii timu angepewa Di zerbi ingekuwa balaa

Yan hii team ya Chelsea umpe De Zerbi? Itakua mbovu mpaka utamkataa mwenyewe. Yule kashazoeana na wachezaji wake, anafanya maingizo yake kidogo kidogo, wachezaji hawana pressure. Kwake inakua rahisi kuingia mifumo yake kulingana na timu yake.

Sasa hivi Poch nahisi bado ana struggle kwenye dressing room, kutuliza psychology za mchezaji mmoja mmoja then kupitia hiyo ajenge chemistry ya timu nzima. Wakati huohuo bado timu inakumbwa na majeraha. Inakua changamoto sana kufanikiwa kwa haraka. Nadhani tukubali tu suprises kama ya jana tujiandae nazo pengine mpaka msimu ujao

 

[Introvert Music]

Hivi mang'ombe caicedo hakuwepo jana mpka mchezee kichapo kama kile

 

[Grau]

Jana Man of the match sini Caicedo?

 

[Introvert Music]

Jana Man of the match sini Caicedo?

Hahahahahah kumbe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mkorea]

Kenge bebeni mzigo wenu, Nauli hairudishwi.

 

[Hziyech22]

Mudryk mmepigwa vibaya sana. Hamna utapeli mkubwa zaidi ya huu kwenye historia ya mpira.

Wewe utakuwa ni mshabiki wa Arsenal

 

[Bachelor ll]

Mitano kwa mwamba


Huyu anaenda kuporomosha timu darajani

Na hivi ni mweusi anajua eti hawatomuona akikwatua watu uwanjani

 

[Bachelor ll]

Mpira siku hizi ni intelligence tu
Liverpool wamewapenyezea jasusi

CHELSEA wamepenyeza majasusi yao Manchester United na Arsenal na Manchester city

Jasusi wa CHELSEA aliyepenyezwa Manchester city kawasaliti anapiga kazi haswa

Mount pleasant yeye yupo anaimaliza Manchester United kimyakimya

 

[Forgotten]

BREAKING: Chino Kidd to Chelsea, here we go! Agreement reached and sealed right now — it’s gonna be British record transfer fee 🚨🔵🇹🇿 #CFC

£150m fee plus sell-on clause included for Bad Nation F.C.

Medical tests, booked.

Chino Kidd will sign until June 2031 with option until 2032.

 

[Saint Anne]

Na hivi ni mweusi anajua eti hawatomuona akikwatua watu uwanjani

😂😂😂😂

 

[Kamugy T]

Cheltako nacheka saaaaaana

 

[IamMrLiverpool]

Hapana bhana mapema Sana kusema hivo, msipende Sana kuangalia matokeo angalien progress ya timu , mpeni Poch angalau mechi 5 kwanza atakuwa na first eleven yake ,

Chelsea msimu huu sidhan Kama malengo ni ubingwa ,malengo itakuwa kurudi kwanza UCL , Sasa presha yote ya Nini

Mechi tano chache sana. Pochi apewe msimu mzima ajenge timu

 

[Grau]