Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[joto la jiwe]

If you did literature in high school, you would understand why the words failed state have been quoted

Hahahaha, kuna jamaa mmoja aligongwa na gari akavunjika mguu, katika kujitetea akesema hakuiona gari kwasababu ni ndogo sana, aliomba apatiwe darubini ili aitumie kuangalia MAGARI kabla ya kuvuka barabara.

Vipi hii nayo, unahitaji literature au darubini uweze kuelewa?

US firm ranks Kenya as 'failed state' despite peaceful poll

Kenya is ranked among the world's 20 most unstable countries in an annual "failed-state index" published on Monday by a Washington think tank and an online international affairs journal

www.nation.co.ke

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[Nicxie]

This is Nairobi (eastlands alone). And then some moron got guts to say Dar imepangika kushinda Nairobi. WTF!!

 

[The best 007]

Pangeni miji kabla ya kushindana na miji ya watu iliyopangika vizuri, Dar haijapangika na huo ndo ukweli na huwezi kuilinganisha na Nairobi kwa viwango vyoyote. Na kama tutaendeleza upuuzi hata Mombasa itatupita sana tu

Hehehehehe leo ndo umejipambanua kwmb ww ni little monkey ss mnavyojifanyaga wa tz kumbe mnapenda kuwa wabongo eehh pole sana little monkey from Nai-Congo land

 

[babayao255]

Nairobi iko na slums, and we all know it. Unafikiri sisi ni kama nyinyi who live in denial? No we don't. Outside those slum areas, Nairobi is an organized city than that glorified fishing village of yours. Huwezi kutana na sehemu kama hizi Nairobi outside slums. Huwezi kutana na hizi ujinga mnaita dream houses hata utembee hadi wapi View attachment 1326521View attachment 1326526View attachment 1326532

Unafikiri aliyetengeza hizo satellites akaonesha slums kila kona ya Nairobi ni mjinga kama wewe halafu hakuonesha slums Dar ni mjinga kama wewe?
Hapo unachoonesha ni picha ambayo hujazizoom na mabati yaliyochakaa na sio kingine,
Hiyo mwananyamala juzi RRONDO alipost picha za mitaa hiyo lakini cha kushangaza hadi leo mmefunga macho Mnajifanya hamzioni,
Ushapewa hadi videos lakini cha kushangaza huwa unajifanya huzioni 😂😂😂
Tandale kumetandazwa lami hadi vichochoroni.

 

[The best 007]

Hahahaaa eti mamluki, sijui hata kama unajua maana ya hilo neno. Hebu kuweni wa wivu wa maendeleo na kuboresha vya kwenu na sio kupambana na wale ambao waliisha wazidi katika kupanga miji yao na kuiweka safi

Ss ulivyo mjinga usio na kipimo yn povu lote hilo mji wenyewe unaouongelea tusiufananishe ni Nairoba ya kenya ww aisee ni mwehu kweli yn huoni ata aibu me nlizan utasema joburg au Cairo eti unaongelea Nairoba jiji lenye slum kila kona yn kitendo tu cha kuzungukwa na slum limeiondolea sifa ya kushindana na Dar

 

[The best 007]

Yaani nyinyi watu mna matatizo makubwa kwa hiyo mtu akisema kitu fulani Tanzania hakiko vizuri basi ni Mkenya, karibu nyumbani kwangu hapa Tabata Magengeni nikupe kitimoto hapo MICASA.

Nikuulize hivi wamachinga walipoachwa kuzaa kila mahali hata hiyo tunayoita CBD hebu mtwambia ni according to which town planning mode/approach?

Unaeza ukawa unaishi tabata lkn ukawa co mtz mbn wakenya wenzio wapo wengi tu wanafundsha

 

[The best 007]

Duh yaani hata sijui nisemeje. Haya, ila ngoja nikwambie sasa, Nimezaliwa Kayanga, Karagwe na kusoma shule ya Msingi Kayanga, shule ya sekondari Karagwe Sec, high school Dakawa High Schoo Morogoro, then university of Dar es Salaam, St. Augustine university na Open University of Tanzania. Basi wewe nieleze natoka Kenya ya wapi ndugu??

Duh mpangilio tu wa elimu yko haueleweki bac bhn ngj nkuache

 

[Walker255]

This is Nairobi (eastlands alone). And then some moron got guts to say Dar imepangika kushinda Nairobi. WTF!! View attachment 1326554View attachment 1326555View attachment 1326556View attachment 1326559View attachment 1326565View attachment 1326566View attachment 1326570View attachment 1326571View attachment 1326573View attachment 1326576View attachment 1326578View attachment 1326579View attachment 1326580View attachment 1326581

It's really stupid how you compare those suburbs to Dar's informal settlements. Why not compare them to these? See who's dumb? Usidhani kuwa hatuwezi kupiga screenshots pia

 

[ESAM]

Duh mpangilio tu wa elimu yko haueleweki bac bhn ngj nkuache

You are just a sycophant moron nothing else

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[The best 007]

You are just a sycophant moron nothing else

Ukiwa muongo uwe na kumbukumbu angalia muandiko wako

 

[Godwin Gen]

Hii habari mbona hamkuiweka hapa majirani??
Imf ndio final say wa hizi report pekee au ni wivu tuView attachment 1326427

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Mimi sio mtaalam kwenye maswala ya uchumi ila ukicompare gap ya real GDP na Consumer prices changes unaona kabisa nani anaishi maisha magumu:
Tanzania and the IMF
Kenya and the IMF
Na ukipitia vizuri key indicators utaona IMF staff mara ya mwisho kuja Tanzania ilikua december 2017 huko kenya hadi december 2019
IMF Staff Concludes Visit to Tanzania
IMF Staff Concludes Visit to Kenya
Hawajui chochote kuhusu TZ ya leo

 

[Godwin Gen]

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Kwa wa Kenya hapo watakwambia na London haijapangika kama Nairobi hahaaa

Wakenya wana akili za kitoto sana, wanaamini ili mji uonekane umepangwa ni kujenga nyumba kwenye mistari kama gwaride/parade

 

[Godwin Gen]

You are just a sycophant moron nothing else

Naomba unijibu swali moja tu sikuulizi mengine, mtu anaeishi tandale na kibera, ni nani kati yao maisha yake yapo hatarini kiafya?

 

[VIKING23]

Nairobi iko swafe.....though not perfect

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[Nicxie]

Unafikiri aliyetengeza hizo satellites akaonesha slums kila kona ya Nairobi ni mjinga kama wewe halafu hakuonesha slums Dar ni mjinga kama wewe?
Hapo unachoonesha ni picha ambayo hujazizoom na mabati yaliyochakaa na sio kingine,
Hiyo mwananyamala juzi RRONDO alipost picha za mitaa hiyo lakini cha kushangaza hadi leo mmefunga macho Mnajifanya hamzioni,
Ushapewa hadi videos lakini cha kushangaza huwa unajifanya huzioni 😂😂😂
Tandale kumetandazwa lami hadi vichochoroni.

Utasumbuka hadi ulie but that won't change the fact that Dar is a disorganized city not worth comparing with Nairobi. That will never change. Pangeni hicho kijiji chenu before you even start thinking of comparing it with Nairobi

 

[Nicxie]

Nairobi iko swafe.....though not perfectView attachment 1326639View attachment 1326641View attachment 1326644

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Hawa watu hawajielewi kabisa.

 

[babayao255]

Utasumbuka hadi ulie but that won't change the fact that Dar is a disorganized city not worth comparing with Nairobi. That will never change. Pangeni hicho kijiji chenu before you even start thinking of comparing it with Nairobi

Utasumbuka hadi ulie but won't change that Nairobi ni headquarters za slums duniani,
Dar ni jiji la kisasa usiwahi tena kucompare na hako kajiji kenu ka zamani kenye miundombinu ya kizamani na maghorofa zaidi ya elfu 10 yaliyo hatarini kuanguka.

 

[Geza Ulole]

You are just a sycophant moron nothing else

wewe ndo sycophant!

 

[LUSCIOUS2]

It's really stupid how you compare those suburbs to Dar's informal settlements. Why not compare them to these? See who's dumb? Usidhani kuwa hatuwezi kupiga screenshots pia
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LOL.........REMOVE THOSE EFFECTS AND POST YOUR PATHETIC CITY RAW