Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Hii pia ilichukuliwa mwezi uliopita pita..pia utaikata?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qczsj1e58cI

Hiyo ni MGR mdogo wangu ilijengwa na German mwaka 1899. Muulize SGR ipo wapi?

 

[smilingpanda]

Eti eti travel with the animals 🤣 🤣 President of China mskie uku jamaaa ana dharau sana eti travel with the animals


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Last month nimepanda hii kutoka Nairobi kwenda Mombasa!! Dah, nilikua, nikarudi Nairobi na ndege 🤣 , siti kuja kupanda tena maana hata hiyo first class is not worth it sababu ya bei ya juu sana!! Bora nipande ile skyward airways..
May take from the trip!!
Nairobi station imefichwa nyuma ya ma godown huko Mombasa road, what a poor choice of location. Vumbi tupu kama barabara ya kitunda.
Hivyo vitu vya economy nivigumu balaa, saa moja Tu huwezi kukaa tena utatafuta pa kusimamia.

Good thing ile treni ya kutoka Mombasa terminal to town, mnabahati sana la sivyo hakuna mtu angepanda hiyo treni. Station iko mbali sana.

All in all. Watanzani tushukuru mungu, kuna vitu wametuzidi ila sio kwenye treni. Na hapo bado sijaongelea Airport yao!! Mombasa kama soko la zamani la Kariakoo tu!! Nairobi dah!! Bora wajenge mpya tu maana dah!!

 

[nyangau mkenya]

Hii pia ilichukuliwa mwezi uliopita pita..pia utaikata?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qczsj1e58cI

Classic😂
Nyani haoni kundule.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Last month nimepanda hii kutoka Nairobi kwenda Mombasa!! Dah, nilikua, nikarudi Nairobi na ndege 🤣 , siti kuja kupanda tena maana hata hiyo first class is not worth it sababu ya bei ya juu sana!! Bora nipande ile skyward airways..
May take from the trip!!
Nairobi station imefichwa nyuma ya ma godown huko Mombasa road, what a poor choice of location. Vumbi tupu kama barabara ya kitunda.
Hivyo vitu vya economy nivigumu balaa, saa moja Tu huwezi kukaa tena utatafuta pa kusimamia.

Good thing ile treni ya kutoka Mombasa terminal to town, mnabahati sana la sivyo hakuna mtu angepanda hiyo treni. Station iko mbali sana.

All in all. Watanzani tushukuru mungu, kuna vitu wametuzidi ila sio kwenye treni. Na hapo bado sijaongelea Airport yao!! Mombasa kama soko la zamani la Kariakoo tu!! Nairobi dah!! Bora wajenge mpya tu maana dah!!

Ona jaba.

 

[President of China]

Classic😂
Nyani haoni kundule.

Tulishatoka huko miaka mingi iliyopita tumeanza kusahahu

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Afcon tutaona mengi ya aibu
View: https://x.com/i/status/2068282784875970612

 

[President of China]

Afcon tutaona mengibya aibu
View: https://x.com/i/status/2068282784875970612

Hizi ni propaganda za wakenya kuichafua Tanzania. Tunawajua janja zenu

 

[President of China]

Wewe hujui kiingereza tulia, Zanzibar is beutifuly ndo nini. Siwezi bishana na mtu mwenye errors za kipumbavu.

Wewe ni muingereza? Stupidi British Bulldog

 

[Traxtion]

So haijajengwa?

Imejengwa. Kwani kuna mtu alisema haitajengwa. Imejengwa lakini ni ugly

 

[Traxtion]

Nothing is as ugly as the shape of a vagina. Have you ever seen it up close?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It looks amazing and you know that

 

[Traxtion]

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Wenyewe wanaufananisha na allianz arena uwanja uliojengwa 2005 na bado haujafikia hata uzuri wake hata 5%,talanta liko kama sufuria,then kwa audience capacity ni sawa tu na mkapa wala sio mkubwa kivile

Kuweka huyo mende kwenye stadium made it worse 😂

 

[Traxtion]

mko hadi na commuter...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyolJJ_6Ao8
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At least hakuna city inafikia Dar kwa public transport system East and Central Africa

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Zanzibar is densely populated and poor 00:35, mzungu laments Zanzibar is not what it's advertised

View: https://youtu.be/8CtPldh9-uc?si=LFNgSGbQjDwHx54b

 

[Traxtion]

Wewe hujui kiingereza tulia, Zanzibar is beutifuly ndo nini. Siwezi bishana na mtu mwenye errors za kipumbavu.

Huwezi kubishana kwa sababu mtu amekosea spelling za neno la lugha ya kikoloni, tena ni second language kwake hata sio first language
Sasa naelewa kwa nini yule jamaa wa Russia aliwadinya mademu zenu

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Wewe ni muingereza? Stupidi British Bulldog

Wewe ni mpumbavu, you need a book

 

[Traxtion]

Zanzibar is densely populated and poor 00:35, mzungu laments Zanzibar is not what it's advertised

View: https://youtu.be/8CtPldh9-uc?si=LFNgSGbQjDwHx54b

But still nothing in Kenya comes close to Zanzibar kwenye suala la kuenjoy combination of white sandy beaches, rich history, Swahili culture, spices, delicious recipes, luxurious hotels near the ocean etc

 

[President of China]

Wewe ni mpumbavu, you need a book

Africa yote inawajua kuwa wakenya ni wasaliti.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Huwezi kubishana kwa sababu mtu amekosea spelling za neno la lugha ya kikoloni, tena ni second language kwake hata sio first language
Sasa naelewa kwa nini yule jamaa wa Russia aliwadinya mademu zenu

Hajakosea spelling pekeake, grammar pia amevuruga. Hata tukirekebisha spellings, sentensi yake haileti maana kimantiki. Sijadili na mpumbavu

 

[Reborn Ktb]

But still nothing in Kenya comes close to Zanzibar kwenye suala la kuenjoy combination of white sandy beaches, rich history, Swahili culture, spices, delicious recipes, luxurious hotels near the ocean etc

Zanzibar is poor, densely populated and dirty. Lamu island and Diani are more aesthetically pleasing. Diani has the best beach in Africa while Lamu has the best preserved Swahili settlement.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Watanzania wenyewe pia wanajua kwamba Zanzibar ni overrated.

View: https://x.com/i/status/2068282784875970612