Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traveller D]

Mbilikimo bado anaangoja nyasi zikose kumea, thinking he knows better than CRBC.

Nyasi enye mnamwagilia kwa kindoo 😂😂👇🏾

 

[nairobae]

Stupid Kunyarendan huyo ni kiongozi mdogo tu hapo Singapore , nafasi yake ni ya kuteuliwa tu na Raisi.. kwa maneno mengine huyu mtu wako si final say. Anaweza kutenguliwa muda wowote. 😂😂😂

Wewe ndio una wivu, halafu unaita washamba 😂😂😂 kilaza mmoja wewe

We ni pumbavu, Serikali ya Singapore inaongozwa na Prime Minister, the president ni kama flower girl tu. Bongolala hamunanga akili, unadhani ju President anachagua PM eti sasa PM hana powers, read books bana, mupunguze ujinga. 😂 😂 😂

 

[nairobae]

Nyasi enye mnamwagilia kwa kindoo 😂😂👇🏾View attachment 3604550

Unaona ndoo wapi hapo? Endele kuumia.

 

[Traveller D]

Unaona ndoo wapi hapo? Endele kuumia.

Huoni ndoo nikuonyeshe.? 😂😂

 

[President of China]

In Singapore the president's role is ceremonial na hana powers nyingi za kuongoza serikali kama za Prime Minister. The government is led by the Prime Minister na ndio alikuja Kenya back in 2023. Bongolala muwache ushamba bana.

Mwenzetu nairobae naona issue ya picha moja ya drone view imewafanya wakenya waweze kuchanganyikiwa. Pole lakini, maana sote tunajua hali yenu hapo kenya ya ukosefu wa chakula jinsi ilivyo leta athari kubwa kwenye uwezo wenu wa kufikiri.

Kwanza JF inataka ikuingize kwenye darasa la diplomasia. Waziri mkuu wa Singapore huteuliwa na Rais, pia unatakiwa utofautishe kati ya State Visit na official Visit. Waziri mkuu wa Singapore alitembelea kenya kwa official Visit.
Lakini Rais wa Singapore katembele Tanzania kwa State Visit. State Visit lengo lake ni Kuimarisha uhusiano wa kimkakati na kuonesha heshima kubwa kati ya mataifa. Na hii hutokea mara chache sana kati ya nchi na nchi.

Lakini hizo official visit huwa zinatokea mara nyingi tu.

Sasa baada ya somo hili nakutpia kamba uchague mwenyewe namna ya kujinyonga.

Lakini cha muhimu zaidi hapa Jukwaa zima halitaki mabishano ya namna hii maana ni trivial, wato wote humu wanasubiri picha ya drone view ya Nairobi.

 

[nairobae]

Huoni ndoo nikuonyeshe.? 😂😂

Weke mk*ndu vizuri sindano iingie.

 

[concordile 101]

We ni pumbavu, Serikali ya Singapore inaongozwa na Prime Minister, the president ni kama flower girl tu. Bongolala hamunanga akili, unadhani ju President anachagua PM eti sasa PM hana powers, read books bana, mupunguze ujinga. 😂 😂 😂

Hahaa prime minister anateuliwa na rais buda

Sasa kama rais hana mamlaka inakuwaje ndo mteuzi wa mawaziri . Waziri mkuu hana uwezo wa kufukuza waziri yoyote maana hajawateua yeye

Mjifunzage jinsi nchi zenye prime minister zinavyofanya kazi mbwa nyinyi , Kenya hakuna prime minister hamjui lolote

 

[Traveller D]

Weke mk*ndu vizuri sindano iingie.

Unanyweshea maji na kindoo unatupigia kelele.? 😂😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Mwenzetu nairobae naona issue ya picha moja ya drone view imewafanya wakenya waweze kuchanganyikiwa. Pole lakini, maana sote tunajua hali yenu hapo kenya ya ukosefu wa chakula jinsi ilivyo leta athari kubwa kwenye uwezo wenu wa kufikiri.

Kwanza JF inataka ikuingize kwenye darasa la diplomasia. Waziri mkuu wa Singapore huteuliwa na Rais, pia unatakiwa utofautishe kati ya State Visit na official Visit. Waziri mkuu wa Singapore alitembelea kenya kwa official Visit.
Lakini Rais wa Singapore katembele Tanzania kwa State Visit. State Visit lengo lake ni Kuimarisha uhusiano wa kimkakati na kuonesha heshima kubwa kati ya mataifa. Na hii hutokea mara chache sana kati ya nchi na nchi.

Lakini hizo official visit huwa zinatokea mara nyingi tu.

Sasa baada ya somo hili nakutpia kamba uchague mwenyewe namna ya kujinyonga.

Lakini cha muhimu zaidi hapa Jukwaa zima halitaki mabishano ya namna hii maana ni trivial, wato wote humu wanasubiri picha ya drone view ya Nairobi.

Kelele za Chura jiwekee, serikali ya Singapore inaongozwa na Prime Minister.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mbilikimo bado anaangoja nyasi zikose kumea, thinking he knows better than CRBC.

😂😂😂
CRBC waende kuomba mbilikimo was Tandale mawaidha.

 

[nairobae]

Hahaa prime minister anateuliwa na rais budaView attachment 3604570

Usiwe mjinga oyaaaaa

Singapore has a parliamentary system of government modeled after the Westminster system. It operates as a parliamentary republic where the Prime Minister serves as the head of government and the President acts as the head of state with limited custodial veto powers.

 

[concordile 101]

Usiwe mjinga oyaaaaa

Singapore has a parliamentary system of government modeled after the Westminster system. It operates as a parliamentary republic where the Prime Minister serves as the head of government and the President acts as the head of state with limited custodial veto powers.

Ndo maana nakuambia wewe ni mjinga hujui lolote , prime minister always ni kiongozi parliamentary system . Prime minister wa Singapore mamlaka yake ni bungeni na kwa mawaziri , hana uwezo wa kufukuza waziri yoyote Wala kuteua.
Mjinga wewe . President wa Singapore hana utofauti na Samia mjinga kabisa

 

[concordile 101]

Usiwe mjinga oyaaaaa

Singapore has a parliamentary system of government modeled after the Westminster system. It operates as a parliamentary republic where the Prime Minister serves as the head of government and the President acts as the head of state with limited custodial veto powers.

Wajinga kama nyinyi ambao hamna prime minister hamjui lolote

Tanzania has the same model ila katika hybrid .
🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Kelele za Chura jiwekee, serikali ya Singapore inaongozwa na Prime Minister.

Kwanza ndugu yetu nairobae nilikuwa najua uwezo wako wa kufikiri ni mdogo lakini si kwa kiwango hiki ulichokionehsa leo.

Pili sote tumekubaliana tupate picha moja ya nguvu ya drone view kutoka Nairobi. Kwa sasa sitaki kuongia kwenye mabishano haya madogo madogo ya kuhusu serikali ya Singapore.
JF inauliza hivi, Je mnaogopa kutuma picha ya ndrone view ya Nairobi?
A. Ndiyo
B. Hapana
C. Hatujui

Tatu kuhusu issue ya Visit kati ya Prime Minister na Rais. Kumbuka hapa tunaongelea hadhi ya visit hatuongelei utendaji kazi wa serikali ya ndani ya Singapore.

Ila haina shida kwasababu kila mtu anajua wakenya hawana elimu ya International Relations. Kwa kweli hatukulaumu wewe.

But pole

 

[nairobae]

Hahaa prime minister anateuliwa na rais budaView attachment 3604570


Sasa kama rais hana mamlaka inakuwaje ndo mteuzi wa mawaziri . Waziri mkuu hana uwezo wa kufukuza waziri yoyote maana hajawateua yeyeView attachment 3604573
Mjifunzage jinsi nchi zenye prime minister zinavyofanya kazi mbwa nyinyi , Kenya hakuna prime minister hamjui lolote

Akili za kibongolala zimekuambia powers ni kuhusu ule anaweza fukuza mwingine kwa serikali. 😂 😂 😂 Heee kama hii ndio akili ukonayo, wewe usizalishe. Tafuta wakati usome kuhusu parliamentary system of governance.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Show me another stadium in this region with this environment.
View attachment 3604524

Oops!!!.. the grass keep getting greener … 🤣🤣🤣…
Bongolala ni Bongolala tu …😆😆

 

[nairobae]

Wajinga kama nyinyi ambao hamna prime minister hamjui lolote View attachment 3604574
Tanzania has the same model ila katika hybrid .
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tanzania haina a parliamentary system of governance. Wewe ni fala bana.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

eti mwaiofhawaii ushawhai kumiliki gorofa wewe?
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Really ?.. is that a question?… nyumba zangu zote ni za gorofa .. Kenya na Marekani … jinyonge !..😆

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

sio mtanzania sema East africa nzima


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Let him stay outta there in Canada 🇨🇦… 😆😆😆

 

[XKALIBER]

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