Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

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[Nicxie]

Whatever u can say nyang'au,ila hata mimi usiku na mchana nafurahi mnachomfanyia azam huko ukunyan ili ashindwe

Sasa tatizo lako ni lipi mtanganyika?

 

[bongo-live]

Oktomba tunatikiii... Tuko vizuriii

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[Traxtion]

Umeongea kama kondoo kumi.

Umeishiwa point 🚮🚮

 

[ichoboy01]

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[Geza Ulole]

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[Nicxie]

🤣🤣Kwanza hebu relax. Hizo picha za Dar na Mbeya unazopost hazifanyi argument yako valid. Tanzania tuna ardhi kubwa kuliko Kenya mara mbili, so tukipanua miji tunapumua kweli — sio kama Nairobi ambayo imebanana hadi UN report zimeiandika kama moja ya miji yenye slums kubwa duniani.

They don't make my argument valid because you can't see the sense in it; you are blinded by patriotism. But must you agree with everything I say? Absolutely not! And will you please provide that UN report you are mentioning here?

Affordable housing yenu? 😂 Bro hiyo si vision, hiyo ni crisis management. Mnaanza na mabanda, mnabomoa, mnajenga tenement, halafu mnaita miracle. Sisi huku tunaanza na ardhi tupu, tunapanga mji, tunajenga stadium, barabara, shule na makazi mapya bila kulazimika kuwafukuza watu.

How will our affordable housing projects be a vision to you when you live in a six by six uswazi hovel with no breathing space and you are contended?

Tunabomoa mabanda? I shared with you several AHP projects across Kenya. Did you see anything close to mabanda in those areas? Of course you are blinded by patriotism and there's no way you would have seen! Show me anywhere watu wamefukuzwa to give way for housing projects anywhere in Kenya. Stop engaging your emotions. And did you say mnapanga miji? You mean these ones ama kuna zingine?

Dar

Mwanza

Mbeya city

Tabora

Arusha

Zanzibar

It's evident that you've planned your towns and cities so well. Congratulations!👏👏👏

Halafu usilete Mbeya bana, 😂 Dar yenye congestion bado haijafikia level ya Pipeline na Mathare zenu ambako hamna hata privacy Watu wanapanga line kuingia choo cha plot, hiyo ndo ‘world class city’ mnajidai nayo?

Choo cha plot?🤣🤣🤣 Nairobi hakuna choo cha plot bongolala. Hizo tumeachia glorified fishing villages kama Dar. Upate pit latrine Nairobi? Wapi huko!! Hata hiyo pipeline unataja hapa, nyumba zote ni self-contained. Choo na bafu zote ndani

Houses in pipeline

Miji yenu haina pumzi bro, ina asthma. Hata Nairobi imebanwa kiasi kwamba kila jengo jipya ni demolition project iliyokuwepo. Tena hiyo Nairobi yenu watu wanachunga ng'ombe hadi CBD. Hebu kwenda huko 😂😂😂

Relax man, pressure itapanda bure. Managing pressure is not for the poor like you. Kila jengo jipya ni demolition?
Show me demolitions that took place for these highrises under construction to sprout

 

[Teargass]

They don't make my argument valid because you can't see the sense in it; you are blinded by patriotism. But must you agree with everything I say? Absolutely not! And will you please provide that UN report you are mentioning here?

How will our affordable housing projects be a vision to you when you live in a six by six uswazi hovel with no breathing space and you are contended?

Tunabomoa mabanda? I shared with you several AHP projects across Kenya. Did you see anything close to mabanda in those areas? Of course you are blinded by patriotism and there's no way you would have seen! Show me anywhere watu wamefukuzwa to give way for housing projects anywhere in Kenya. Stop engaging your emotions. And did you say mnapanga miji? You mean these ones ama kuna zingine?

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Mbeya city
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Tabora
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Arusha
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Zanzibar
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It's evident that you've planned your towns and cities so well. Congratulations!👏👏👏

Choo cha plot?🤣🤣🤣 Nairobi hakuna choo cha plot bongolala. Hizo tumeachia glorified fishing villages kama Dar. Upate pit latrine Nairobi? Wapi huko!! Hata hiyo pipeline unataja hapa, nyumba zote ni self-contained. Choo na bafu zote ndani

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Relax man, pressure itapanda bure. Managing pressure is not for the poor like you. Kila jengo jipya ni demolition?
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Umeamua umalize Mendez kabisa?🤣🤣😂

 

[Teargass]

Fundi wa Baiskeli atakuambia ati hii building to rise another building had to be demolished 😂😂😂

Westlands.

Nairobi has some of the most environment friendly buildings in Africa.

 

[Nicxie]

Umeamua umalize Mendez kabisa?🤣🤣😂

Namsubiri arudi na povu. He doesn't know who he's dealing with

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[Geza Ulole]

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[The best 007]

Namsubiri arudi na povu. He doesn't know who he's dealing with

To make long story short 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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They don't make my argument valid because you can't see the sense in it; you are blinded by patriotism. But must you agree with everything I say? Absolutely not! And will you please provide that UN report you are mentioning here?

How will our affordable housing projects be a vision to you when you live in a six by six uswazi hovel with no breathing space and you are contended?

Tunabomoa mabanda? I shared with you several AHP projects across Kenya. Did you see anything close to mabanda in those areas? Of course you are blinded by patriotism and there's no way you would have seen! Show me anywhere watu wamefukuzwa to give way for housing projects anywhere in Kenya. Stop engaging your emotions. And did you say mnapanga miji? You mean these ones ama kuna zingine?

DarView attachment 3478949View attachment 3478950

MwanzaView attachment 3478957View attachment 3478958

Mbeya city
View attachment 3478959View attachment 3478960

Tabora
View attachment 3478961

Arusha
View attachment 3478962View attachment 3478963

Zanzibar
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It's evident that you've planned your towns and cities so well. Congratulations!👏👏👏

Choo cha plot?🤣🤣🤣 Nairobi hakuna choo cha plot bongolala. Hizo tumeachia glorified fishing villages kama Dar. Upate pit latrine Nairobi? Wapi huko!! Hata hiyo pipeline unataja hapa, nyumba zote ni self-contained. Choo na bafu zote ndani

Houses in pipeline View attachment 3478966View attachment 3478969View attachment 3478971


Relax man, pressure itapanda bure. Managing pressure is not for the poor like you. Kila jengo jipya ni demolition?
Show me demolitions that took place for these highrises under construction to sproutView attachment 3478975View attachment 3478976View attachment 3478977View attachment 3478978View attachment 3478979

🤣 Bro, kusema Nairobi nyumba ni self-contained ni kama kusema Kibera ni well-planned—ni uongo mtupu. UN-Habitat wenyewe wanasema zaidi ya 60% ya Wakenya wanaishi kwenye informal settlements kama Kibera, Mukuru, na Mathare—hizo si nyumba, ni human parking lots.

https://unhabitat.org/sites/default/files/2023/07/kenya_country_brief_final_en.pdf?utm_source=chatgpt.com

Wakenya mnapenda kupretend kama nchi yenu ndio nzuri sana hapa East Africa kumbe la hasha. Ukweli ni tofauti kabisa, nchi yenu ni masikini tu kama zilivyo nchi nyingine za Africa, and there's nothing special in Kenya. Watu wenu wanaishi maisha magumu, watu wana njaa Kenya, watu wanaishi kwenye mabanda ya nguruwe. Nchi yenu ina kila aina ya dhiki, yani ni GDP ndio inawabeba ila nyinyi ni masikini kuliko hata Uganda. Ila basi tu mna kamdomo 😂😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

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MY TAKE
They should try flights to Abidjan n Douala too!

 

[Traxtion]

Fundi wa Baiskeli atakuambia ati hii building to rise another building had to be demolished 😂😂😂

Westlands.

Nairobi has some of the most environment friendly buildings in Africa.
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Unavyopost majengo ya wazungu, kumbuka Nairobi halisi wanayoishi Wakenya ilivyo 😂😂😂
Kamji kachafu kama nini. No wonder mnachunga ng'ombe hadi CBD 😂😂😂

 

[Chamoto]

Oktomba tunatikiii... Tuko vizuriii

 

[Traxtion]

Nani alisema Kenya ni Singapore lakini 😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Unavyopost majengo ya wazungu, kumbuka Nairobi halisi wanayoishi Wakenya ilivyo 😂😂😂
Kamji kachafu kama nini. No wonder mnachunga ng'ombe hadi CBD 😂😂😂View attachment 3478993View attachment 3478994View attachment 3478995View attachment 3478996View attachment 3478997

70% of Dar looks like that.