Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Unavyopost majengo ya wazungu, kumbuka Nairobi halisi wanayoishi Wakenya ilivyo 😂😂😂
Kamji kachafu kama nini. No wonder mnachunga ng'ombe hadi CBD 😂😂😂View attachment 3478993View attachment 3478994View attachment 3478995View attachment 3478996View attachment 3478997

Hii sehemu ya Nairobi nyang'au akina Teargass wanajaribu kadri wawezavyo kuficha, ha ha ha😂

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[much know]

njaa shikamoo 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
kenya ni mavi kenya ni uharo


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Harafu yalivyo mazuzu kule tiktok yabawapongeza wahindi

 

[much know]

Hii issued ya Azam kuelekea kupokonywa rights za kutangaza KPL umewauma sana 😂😂😂
Jana niliona moja wenu kasrma alipwe pesa aondoke😄😄

Hata akiondoka bado hakuna TV yenye resources za kuonyesha ligi nzima

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

They don't make my argument valid because you can't see the sense in it; you are blinded by patriotism. But must you agree with everything I say? Absolutely not! And will you please provide that UN report you are mentioning here?

How will our affordable housing projects be a vision to you when you live in a six by six uswazi hovel with no breathing space and you are contended?

Tunabomoa mabanda? I shared with you several AHP projects across Kenya. Did you see anything close to mabanda in those areas? Of course you are blinded by patriotism and there's no way you would have seen! Show me anywhere watu wamefukuzwa to give way for housing projects anywhere in Kenya. Stop engaging your emotions. And did you say mnapanga miji? You mean these ones ama kuna zingine?

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Mbeya city
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Tabora
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Arusha
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Zanzibar
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It's evident that you've planned your towns and cities so well. Congratulations!👏👏👏

Choo cha plot?🤣🤣🤣 Nairobi hakuna choo cha plot bongolala. Hizo tumeachia glorified fishing villages kama Dar. Upate pit latrine Nairobi? Wapi huko!! Hata hiyo pipeline unataja hapa, nyumba zote ni self-contained. Choo na bafu zote ndani

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Relax man, pressure itapanda bure. Managing pressure is not for the poor like you. Kila jengo jipya ni demolition?
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Naipori surrounding with slums,yan hiyo aikwepeki hata kidogo,biggest slum in the world ipo hapo naipori hata ww unajua,binafsi ningekua mkunya hizi za swaga za kuponda miji ya watu wala ningeziacha kabisa

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/2183568028832863/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

 

[Teargass]

Naipori surrounding with slums,yan hiyo aikwepeki hata kidogo,biggest slum in the world ipo hapo naipori hata ww unajua,binafsi ningekua mkunya hizi za swaga za kuponda miji ya watu wala ningeziacha kabisa

But according to World only 40% of Kenyans live slums while 70% of Tanzanians also live in slums.

 

[Mpwimbe]

But according to World only 40% of Kenyans live slums while 70% of Tanzanians also live in slums.

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Zee la kukaza fuvu

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/e_W4vPYAXVY?si=Dq4tzhaQ4IEY8fbB

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/Qr2U8DPnHHQ?si=EtAblpY8jWN-0Rl4

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/HaofKBiw864?si=qUQnAPYHwmYmcHpZ

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/qV_szoNeHNM?si=qVqXyzhhSNk4ZnfW

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[Geza Ulole]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPCGw3EjKbw/?igsh=YmN3MXR0dzliMmp4

 

[Nicxie]

🤣 Bro, kusema Nairobi nyumba ni self-contained ni kama kusema Kibera ni well-planned—ni uongo mtupu. UN-Habitat wenyewe wanasema zaidi ya 60% ya Wakenya wanaishi kwenye informal settlements kama Kibera, Mukuru, na Mathare—hizo si nyumba, ni human parking lots.

"Bro, kusema Nairobi nyumba ni self-contained ni kama kusema Kibera ni well-planned—ni uongo mtupu." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kijana wa Tandale, unataka Nairobi ifanane na Dar kwenye hili swala? Nairobi hakuna pit latrines kama huko kwenu Dar. I have never used a pit latrine in my entire life in Nairobi. Si majigambo, it's the truth. Huku watu wanatumia choo za ndani. Ask anyone who has ever been to Nairobi, they'll tell you so. Stop forcing issues here. Hata hiyo Mathare unataja hapa nyumba ziko na choo na bafu ndani. Personally, I have never set foot in Kibera but I think it's the only place you'll ever find a pit latrine (not sure about this though).

And did you mention a UN-Habitat report? How about this World Bank report? Does it ring a bell?

Wakenya mnapenda kupretend kama nchi yenu ndio nzuri sana hapa East Africa kumbe la hasha. Ukweli ni tofauti kabisa, nchi yenu ni masikini tu kama zilivyo nchi nyingine za Africa, and there's nothing special in Kenya. Watu wenu wanaishi maisha magumu, watu wana njaa Kenya, watu wanaishi kwenye mabanda ya nguruwe. Nchi yenu ina kila aina ya dhiki, yani ni GDP ndio inawabeba ila nyinyi ni masikini kuliko hata Uganda. Ila basi tu mna kamdomo 😂😂😂

We are not pretending. We are just stating facts. Hard facts that you do not like. Everytime we share those facts here, you come out guns blazing, with some of you even going as far as using abusive words and discrediting everything. But must we force you to agree with everything? Absolutely not!

Of course Kenya ni masikini, just like most African countries. No where did we say we aren't poor. That is your own creation. But we are not as poor as our neighbours, your country included. We've shared data here on poverty from WB and IMF, all placing Tanzania ahead of Kenya in poverty rates. But guess what? Tanzanians discredit such reports saying they are half baked truth. But do we even care? 🥱🥱

Of course there's nothing special about Kenya. We are just an African country facing a host of challenges, just like most African countries do. Why you think we should be special is your own problem, not mine, or any other kenyan's for that matter.

 

[Nicxie]

Naipori surrounding with slums,yan hiyo aikwepeki hata kidogo,biggest slum in the world ipo hapo naipori hata ww unajua,binafsi ningekua mkunya hizi za swaga za kuponda miji ya watu wala ningeziacha kabisa

You talking of slums in Nairobi while your city is one big sprawling slum from east to west and north to south! Isn't this the face of your entire city?

The biggest slum in the world?🤣🤣🤣. Where did you get that info from bongolala? You've definitely hit panic mode

 

[Traxtion]

Hii sehemu ya Nairobi nyang'au akina Teargass wanajaribu kadri wawezavyo kuficha, ha ha ha😂

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

Wao kila siku wanapost uswazi wa Dar ilihali wanajua kabisa uswazi wa Dar ni bora mara 100 ya slums zao za Nairobi. Haya mazingira ya Kibera, Mathare, Uthiru nk huwezi kuyakuta hapa Tanzania lakini Kenya ndio yamejaa nchi nzima 😂😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Hata akiondoka bado hakuna TV yenye resources za kuonyesha ligi nzima

As if we weren't watching KPL games before 😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Wao kila siku wanapost uswazi wa Dar ilihali wanajua kabisa uswazi wa Dar ni bora mara 100 ya slums zao za Nairobi. Haya mazingira ya Kibera, Mathare, Uthiru nk huwezi kuyakuta hapa Tanzania lakini Kenya ndio yamejaa nchi nzima 😂😂😂

Haya mazingira ya Kibera, Mathare, Uthiru nk huwezi kuyakuta hapa Tanzania lakini Kenya ndio yamejaa nchi nzima 😂😂😂

Mazingira yenyewe sasa

 

[Teargass]

"Bro, kusema Nairobi nyumba ni self-contained ni kama kusema Kibera ni well-planned—ni uongo mtupu." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kijana wa Tandale, unataka Nairobi ifanane na Dar kwenye hili swala? Nairobi hakuna pit latrines kama huko kwenu Dar. I have never used a pit latrine in my entire life in Nairobi. Si majigambo, it's the truth. Huku watu wanatumia choo za ndani. Ask anyone who has ever been to Nairobi, they'll tell you so. Stop forcing issues here. Hata hiyo Mathare unataja hapa nyumba ziko na choo na bafu ndani. Personally, I have never set foot in Kibera but I think it's the only place you'll ever find a pit latrine (not sure about this though).

And did you mention a UN-Habitat report? How about this World Bank report? Does it ring a bell?
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We are not pretending. We are just stating facts. Hard facts that you do not like. Everytime we share those facts here, you come out guns blazing, with some of you even going as far as using abusive words and discrediting everything. But must we force you to agree with everything? Absolutely not!

Of course Kenya ni masikini, just like most African countries. No where did we say we aren't poor. That is your own creation. But we are not as poor as our neighbours, your country included. We've shared data here on poverty from WB and IMF, all placing Tanzania ahead of Kenya in poverty rates. But guess what? Tanzanians discredit such reports saying they are half baked truth. But do we even care? 🥱🥱
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Of course there's nothing special about Kenya. We are just an African country facing a host of challenges, just like most African countries do. Why you think we should be special is your own problem, not mine, or any other kenyan's for that matter.

Just show them this.

 

[babayao255]

Wao kila siku wanapost uswazi wa Dar ilihali wanajua kabisa uswazi wa Dar ni bora mara 100 ya slums zao za Nairobi. Haya mazingira ya Kibera, Mathare, Uthiru nk huwezi kuyakuta hapa Tanzania lakini Kenya ndio yamejaa nchi nzima 😂😂😂

Mbona huwa hawataji na kuonesha hizo slums zilizopo Dar!
Wanasahau kuwa biggest slum in Africa na duniani yapo Kenya. 😂😂😂
Anadhani kwenda Google earth na ku zoom out kutaweka slums Dar.