Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traxtion]

Kijana, you said you are 19 and you say you're a mechanical engineer? Who are you fooling?

Wewe nae umevamia mada. Nimesema this year naenda kuanza kusoma Bachelor Degree of Mechanical Engineering
Nini kigumu kuelewa hapo? Unataka ni tranlate kwa Kiingereza ama. Are Kenyans always this dumb or it's just you and Teargas

 

[NairobiWalker]

This Lady is really opening people's eye. From this video it's very difficult to differentiate Zanzibar with Garissa.

No wonder wanamchukia.😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Nimesema this year naenda kuanza kusoma Bachelor Degree of Mechanical Engineering

There is no need of sugarcoating things here, just say that this year you are going to to be taught how to repair a bicycle.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wewe nae umevamia mada. Nimesema this year naenda kuanza kusoma Bachelor Degree of Mechanical Engineering
Nini kigumu kuelewa hapo? Unataka ni tranlate kwa Kiingereza ama. Are Kenyans always this dumb or it's just you and Teargas

I am a civil engineer. Graduated in 2014, doing Masters. Wewe ndio unadream kustudy engineering. Hivi unaona una haki ya kuniita dumb? Unajua naweza kuwa mwalimu wako?

 

[Teargass]

No wonder wanamchukia.😂😂

Hadi Myemen anakasirika unaezadhani Tanzania ni kwao😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

I am a civil engineer. Graduated in 2014, doing Masters. Wewe ndio unadream kustudy engineering. Hivi unaona una hakinya kuniita dumb? Unajua naweza kuwa mwalimu wako?

Huyo jamaa ni fundi wa baiskeli asikusumbue.

 

[Traxtion]

I am a civil engineer. Graduated in 2014, doing Masters. Wewe ndio unadream kustudy engineering. Hivi unaona una hakinya kuniita dumb? Unajua naweza kuwa mwalimu wako?

Mwalimu wa Civil Engineering anamfundisha vipi mwanafunzi wa Mechanical Engineering?

 

[Mpwimbe]

anaeweza kum report huyu tour guide mkenya ambaye yuko znz afanye hvo mara moja

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgUg7A1/

Nimegundua ni Tour Guide huko Mombasa, na huwa anakuja na wageni wake mpaka Dar na zanzibar.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mwalimu wa Civil Engineering anamfundisha vipi mwanafunzi wa Mechanical Engineering?

Ndio maana nimekwambia bado wewe mtoto mdogo uje tukufunze polepole ndio uondoke kwenye dreams uje kwa reality. Nimeambiwa for now wewe ni fundi baiskeli. Wacha nikufundishe kidogo mambo yalivyo chuo Kikuu.

Hapo chuo Kikuu kwa school of engineering Kuna shared units nyingi. Hizi units unapata mhadhiri anayefunza Civil engineering kwa mfano pia atafunza Mechanical ama electrical ama Biosystems n.k. Kwa mfano kama utabahatika kwenda chuo Kikuu kusomea Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering (Note, Bachelor of Science ni tofauti na Bachelor of Engineering) uache ufundi utapatana na somo liitwalo Strength of Materials. Hilo somo wanaosomea engineering zingine kama Civil engineering pia watalifanya na utapata mhadhiri anayewafunza ni yule yule anayefunza wenye wanafanya Civil engineering.

You're welcome.

 

[concordile 101]

In 5 years this league will be fire. Prize money imefika 20M, football nation imekwama kwa 32M.

View: https://x.com/husseinmoha/status/1967891021502489025?t=7eKIJPxWewGoQiaEIevTzg&s=19

Mnajua kujifurahisha sana yaan total sum ya mahindi wa kwanza mpaka wa tatu ndo mnapewa 20mil

 

[Traxtion]

Ndio maana nimekwambia bado wewe mtoto mdogo uje tukufunze polepole ndio uondoke kwenye dreams uje kwa reality. Nimeambiwa for now wewe ni fundi baiskeli. Wacha nikufundishe kidogo mambo yalivyo chuo Kikuu.

Hapo chuo Kikuu kwa school if engineering Kuna shared units nyingi. Hizi units unapata mhadhiri anayefunza Civil engineering kwa mfano pia atafunza Mechanical ama electrical ama Biosystems n.k. Kwa mfano kama utabahatika kwenda chuo Kikuu kusomea Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering (Note, Bachelor of Science ni tofauti na Bachelor of Engineering) uache ufundi utapatana na somo liitwalo Strength of Materials. Hilo somo wanaosomea engineering zingine kama Civil engineering pia watalifanya na utapata mhadhiri anayewafunza ni yule yule anayefunza wenye wanafanya Civil engineering.

You're welcome.

Sawa. Lakini si unaelewa kuwa kusomea Engineering haimaanishi kuwa unaweza kuwa mwalimu. Ualimu sio kwa ajili ya kila mtu. Unaweza ukawa unajua vitu kichwani but the way you present ni tofauti na watu wenye taaluma yao ya ualimu

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kwa lugha adhim

View: https://x.com/usembassytz/status/1967611970108174752?t=3YQ5yK3medbOb_koqf2A5g&s=19

Mnavyomsherehekea mtu hawezi jua medali za marathon tunazishinda Kila mara huku mkisema ni Mchezo wa kimaskini.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sawa. Lakini si unaelewa kuwa kusomea Engineering haimaanishi kuwa unaweza kuwa mwalimu. Ualimu sio kwa ajili ya kila mtu. Unaweza ukawa unajua vitu kichwani but the way you present ni tofauti na watu wenye taaluma yao ya ualimu

Ukiwa na Masters unakuwa na qualifications za kuwa mhadhiri.

 

[Don Dee]

Glad to see my folks holding up against the terror from the southside of the border. My account stopped working. Maybe I got reported by the usual snitches . I am back bi*ches!.. 😎😆… on a positive note, Congrats to Simbu for that monumental achievement. Unfortunately it will be the only medal for Tanzania. Meanwhile, Kenya added 2 more medals today including Gold . 2 or 3 more coming tomorrow via steeple and 1500m. Gold in the steeple guaranteed.

 

[NairobiWalker]

View attachment 3472941View attachment 3472942🤣🤣🤣🤣amkeniiii! The New York of Africa with BRT🤣🤣🙌...

Si jana tu wamesema mambo ya kubeba mitungi kwa punda Darislum waliyaacha enzi zile.😂😂 New Yoki of Afirika.🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

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Jamani please, Kigali punguzeni ushamba😭😭😂😂😂

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Mwalimu wa Civil Engineering anamfundisha vipi mwanafunzi wa Mechanical Engineering?

Kunyan akiongea maneno 100 usiamini hata neno 1

 

[NairobiWalker]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIvx51atD7c/?igsh=MWY5czk4YndicHRzaw==

How old are you?

 

[Teargass]

How old are you?

A toddler in an ancestor's body.

 

[Traxtion]

Ukiwa na Masters unakuwa na qualifications za kuwa mhadhiri.

Okay thanks, it's good to know 🙂