Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Yani 99% of Tanzanians in vichaa, the remaining 1% ni wajinga.

Endelea kuumia


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[Geza Ulole]

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[Geza Ulole]

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[babayao255]

😂😂😂

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[Reborn Ktb]

The time for little boys is over, we are soo back 😂😂😂👇

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[babayao255]

Mpira ni biashara. 😂😂😂

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[babayao255]

 

[NairobiWalker]

Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Saa zingine wakiandika unashangaa kama ni watoto wa chekechea ama wanaume wazima.😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

What's this supposed to mean? Are you doing exactly what I think you are doing?
Making fun of Mechanical Engineering to silence me?
Kama kweli una degree then wewe ni mzee mwenye akili za kitoto, you are not matured enough.

Kijana, you said you are 19 and you say you're a mechanical engineer? Who are you fooling?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Juu mtanzania amepata Gold medal then riadha sio mchezo ya watu maskini Tena? Naona mnaishangilia kweli kweli that one gold medal😂😂

Huwa nakariri humu, ukiona mbongo anaponda jambo, jua tu Mkenya anafanya vyema kwa hilo jambo kumshinda. Ukweli utaujua wakati Mbongo atajitahidi kwa hilo jambo. Juzi nimeona wakisherehekea kujengwa kwa 'skyscraper' ya TRA gorofa 25. Walikuwa washaasahau ule wimbo wao gorofa sii maendeleo. 😂😂😂

 

[Traxtion]

Kijana, you said you are 19 and you say you're a mechanical engineer? Who are you fooling?

Wewe nae umevamia mada. Nimesema this year naenda kuanza kusoma Bachelor Degree of Mechanical Engineering
Nini kigumu kuelewa hapo? Unataka ni tranlate kwa Kiingereza ama. Are Kenyans always this dumb or it's just you and Teargas

 

[NairobiWalker]

This Lady is really opening people's eye. From this video it's very difficult to differentiate Zanzibar with Garissa.

No wonder wanamchukia.😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Nimesema this year naenda kuanza kusoma Bachelor Degree of Mechanical Engineering

There is no need of sugarcoating things here, just say that this year you are going to to be taught how to repair a bicycle.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wewe nae umevamia mada. Nimesema this year naenda kuanza kusoma Bachelor Degree of Mechanical Engineering
Nini kigumu kuelewa hapo? Unataka ni tranlate kwa Kiingereza ama. Are Kenyans always this dumb or it's just you and Teargas

I am a civil engineer. Graduated in 2014, doing Masters. Wewe ndio unadream kustudy engineering. Hivi unaona una haki ya kuniita dumb? Unajua naweza kuwa mwalimu wako?

 

[Teargass]

No wonder wanamchukia.😂😂

Hadi Myemen anakasirika unaezadhani Tanzania ni kwao😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

I am a civil engineer. Graduated in 2014, doing Masters. Wewe ndio unadream kustudy engineering. Hivi unaona una hakinya kuniita dumb? Unajua naweza kuwa mwalimu wako?

Huyo jamaa ni fundi wa baiskeli asikusumbue.

 

[Traxtion]

I am a civil engineer. Graduated in 2014, doing Masters. Wewe ndio unadream kustudy engineering. Hivi unaona una hakinya kuniita dumb? Unajua naweza kuwa mwalimu wako?

Mwalimu wa Civil Engineering anamfundisha vipi mwanafunzi wa Mechanical Engineering?

 

[Mpwimbe]

anaeweza kum report huyu tour guide mkenya ambaye yuko znz afanye hvo mara moja

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Nimegundua ni Tour Guide huko Mombasa, na huwa anakuja na wageni wake mpaka Dar na zanzibar.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mwalimu wa Civil Engineering anamfundisha vipi mwanafunzi wa Mechanical Engineering?

Ndio maana nimekwambia bado wewe mtoto mdogo uje tukufunze polepole ndio uondoke kwenye dreams uje kwa reality. Nimeambiwa for now wewe ni fundi baiskeli. Wacha nikufundishe kidogo mambo yalivyo chuo Kikuu.

Hapo chuo Kikuu kwa school of engineering Kuna shared units nyingi. Hizi units unapata mhadhiri anayefunza Civil engineering kwa mfano pia atafunza Mechanical ama electrical ama Biosystems n.k. Kwa mfano kama utabahatika kwenda chuo Kikuu kusomea Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering (Note, Bachelor of Science ni tofauti na Bachelor of Engineering) uache ufundi utapatana na somo liitwalo Strength of Materials. Hilo somo wanaosomea engineering zingine kama Civil engineering pia watalifanya na utapata mhadhiri anayewafunza ni yule yule anayefunza wenye wanafanya Civil engineering.

You're welcome.

 

[concordile 101]

In 5 years this league will be fire. Prize money imefika 20M, football nation imekwama kwa 32M.

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Mnajua kujifurahisha sana yaan total sum ya mahindi wa kwanza mpaka wa tatu ndo mnapewa 20mil