Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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Wazee wakujipa umuhimu, eti tikiti🤣
wakunya mko idle sana, yaani mazuzu wanatunga story wenyewe, kisha wajinga wenzao nao wanajaa kufarijiana, yaani mkuu wa nchi aache kufanya ishu sensitive za nchi ahangaike na nyie ?

 

[stakehigh]

Whenever I get a chance huku uswahilini huwa naongea maneno kama haya!! Upinzani hapa Tanzania ni comedy tu!! Ndo maana hata hao Chadema siwaamini pia.
Baada ya kujizatoti kwenye kujenga misingi ya chama shupavu wao wapo kwenye uwanaharakati tu!! Kila kitu kupinga bila hata ya kusoma upepo!!

Ila CCM nayo inahitaji reforms, tena kubwa. Kwa mfumo huu hakiweza kutupeleka kuwa nchi ya Asali na maziwa.

Ila tatizo wasomi hamtaki CCM, matokeao yake mnawaachia, wazoa taka, mama lishe, wabeba mizigo wawachagulie viongozi ( sio kwa dharau lakini). Wasomi mnatakiwa kuvamia kuanzia chini kabisa, ila mambo ya kununua kura kwa 10,000 yaishe.....la sivyo tutalia mpaka kiama. Ila wachumia tumbo ndo watatuongoza tu!!

akuna sehem duniani wananchi wanapenda serikali yao, na hio nchi ya ahadi na mtindi haipo

 

[Mpwimbe]

Kenya’s rice production capacity is not yet maximized. But things are changing in places like Mwea ( do research) .. though the local demand is higher than the supply for now , the trend is slowly reversing. At the same time , if farmers can reap more profit to export it to Japan, so be it. We can turn rice into a cash crop and figure out other cheaper ways to satisfy domestic demand. After all , farmers come first .

Huwa mna "Kizungu Mingi"

Asiyewajua😀

 

[babayao255]

Mwea kule kirinyaga si watu wanashindia muratina asubuhi Hadi asubuhi? Muda wa kulima wanatoa wapi na nguvu hawana kwa cheap mnonyi!?

Hivi kati ya propaganda za mtandaoni wakunya kununua tickets za Tanzania na ujio wa Riggy G na maandamano ya kumpokea ni habari gani Iko viral zaidi hapo kunyaland kati ya hizo mbili!?

Huyo huwa ni mkumbafu. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/nationafrica/status/1952660895747723330?s=46

 

[game over]

Huwa mna "Kizungu Mingi"

Asiyewajua😀

Kizungu kibovu halafu sura ngumu na nyeusi kama Charcoal. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Marcelly]

Wanataka kutulazimisha kusikiliza mziki wao watanzania hutukuwalazimisha kusikiliza mziki wetu

mbona wanalazimisha? tuliwawekea bunduki ku-support Bongo music? Wakundustani bana!

 

[Marcelly]

Kila mwaka wanakufa kwa njaa halafu anesema na kupata msaada wa chakula kutoka nje kama vile Ukraine iliyo kwenye vita leo hii anatoa wapi mchere wa kuuza Japan Bashe awe makini maake watakuja kumwambia wanashida ya mchere maake ni matapeli hadi viongozi wao

View: https://youtu.be/qia1hIIUmFY?si=kXw9mcgVgZMTzIbo

Udalali

 

[Marcelly]

Ina hata route moja ya international

Isiolo international Airport👇👇
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[concordile 101]

Kenya’s rice production capacity is not yet maximized. But things are changing in places like Mwea ( do research) .. though the local demand is higher than the supply for now , the trend is slowly reversing. At the same time , if farmers can reap more profit to export it to Japan, so be it. We can turn rice into a cash crop and figure out other cheaper ways to satisfy domestic demand. After all , farmers come first .

Mwea ni 30,000 acre tu ambazo hata mkisema zizalishwe zote hamuwezi ondoa deficit ya mchele.
Japan rice production kwa mwaka ni zaid ya 6mil tonnes with deficit ya in between 990,000 tonnes .
Kenya total rice production haivuki 300,000 tonnes demand ikiwa above 1.3mil tonnes
Bado mnadanganywa tu.
Kipindi nyinyi mnafikiria kuanza kuwekeza kwenye mchele watanzania kwa sasa wanahamia kwenye full mechanization ya mchele hence production inazidi kuongezeka na bei kuendelea kushuka ,
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[muhogo_kiks]

akuna sehem duniani wananchi wanapenda serikali yao, na hio nchi ya ahadi na mtindi haipo

It's a metaphor!! Kama kichwani hamnazo huna haja ya kumwaga ulimbukeni wako ili kila mtu auone!!!

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Wamezoea kudanganyana na kutafuta Trend kwenye mitandao. Kenya ilishakufa

Hawa mafala hawana ajira kilichobaki ni mitandaoni na mandamano ili kupunguza stres na vyombo vyao vya habari radio na TV ni hayo hayo

 

[luchiano]

With this Kenyan mindset, traffic Jam in Nairobi is there to STAY.

How do cities grow and expand, then?

Kindly,would you mind listing the top ten largest cities in Tz in any order.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Kindly,would you mind listing the top ten largest cities in Tz in any order.

• Dar es Salaam
• Mwanza
• Arusha
• Tanga
• Dodoma
• Mbeya

Municipal towns

• Iringa
• Morogoro
• Kibaha
• Shinyanga
• Kahama
• Geita
• Moshi
• Songea, etc

 

[Nicxie]

USD 3bn a big chunk imeenda kwa kununua project land otherwise you cannot justify 3bn on actual development hapo.

Kunyan, from tope stinking city.

How do you solve traffic jam?

By buying all your CHAN tickets

 

[Mpwimbe]

By buying all your CHAN tickets

You are very dumb and stupid.

How does that help you?

 

[luchiano]

• Dar es Salaam
• Mwanza
• Arusha
• Tanga
• Dodoma
• Mbeya

Municipal towns

• Iringa
• Morogoro
• Kibaha
• Shinyanga
• Kahama
• Geita
• Songea, etc

I thought moshi would top the municipal towns or just below iringa.

 

[Mpwimbe]

I thought moshi would top the municipal towns or just below iringa.

You said in any order.

They possibly look same

 

[Traveller D]

You said in any order.

They possibly look same

I don’t think so. Moshi looks much better.

 

[Marcelly]

Kadri siku, wiki, miezi, na miaka inavyo songa ndo wanazidi kuchanganyikiwa hadi top management wote na wananchi wao ni sawa tu kama kiongozi wao anasimama na kuunga mkono uongo kuwa wamenunua tiketi zote za kuingia BWM kati ya Tanzania na Morocco kuna akili hapo

Hawa mafala hawana ajira kilichobaki ni mitandaoni na mandamano ili kupunguza stres na vyombo vyao vya habari radio na TV ni hayo hayo

 

[Marcelly]

Hawajui hata wafanye nn kwa sasa wakiona kitu ni Tanzania huwa wanakataa kuwa hapo sio Tanzania kwa sababu wamezoe kudanganywa ila wakitoka na kufika Tanzania wanaanza kulalamika kuwa wanadanganywa

Mwea ni 30,000 acre tu ambazo hata mkisema zizalishwe zote hamuwezi ondoa deficit ya mchele.
Japan rice production kwa mwaka ni zaid ya 6mil tonnes with deficit ya in between 990,000 tonnes .
Kenya total rice production haivuki 300,000 tonnes demand ikiwa above 1.3mil tonnes
Bado mnadanganywa tu.
Kipindi nyinyi mnafikiria kuanza kuwekeza kwenye mchele watanzania kwa sasa wanahamia kwenye full mechanization ya mchele hence production inazidi kuongezeka na bei kuendelea kushuka ,
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