Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Yes in fact. Multiple times...

So that American Youtuber thinks Mukuru kwa Njenga in Nairobi looks like some place Atlanta?😂😎🤣

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[President of China]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNTrcI8KQ2m/?igsh=d2Z2bDB1N2Fidnc=

 

[Teargass]

Yani Tanzania unga ya Ugali bado unapimwa kama makaa?🤣🤣😂😂

I can't remember the last time I saw a maize flour ukipimwa hivo Kenya.


View: https://x.com/CaptainDominicO/status/1955877806266540528?t=vJNivmKp_bI0bR7GE86Mmg&s=19

 

[Teargass]

travel agency ya kenya wanayotoa watalii wakikenya kutoka nairobi kuwaleta arusha kutembea

kitu nimefurahi instead of using their nganya wanatumia kwa kukodi mini bus from tanzania 😂😂😂😂

nganya oyeee🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMk8nuwN_v0/?igsh=MW1ydnA2cWY3cTM1cg==

Maana ya Started from ndio huelewi ama? The bus being used is usually from the origin of the journey.

 

[coodip1]

Kinachokusumbua ni ukosefu wa Exposure.

Taifa	Sheria/Asili ya SEZ	Mwaka wa Kuanzisha	Maelezo Mengine
Tanzania	EPZ (2002), SEZ (2006), Mini-Tiger Plan (2005–2020)	2005 kuanzia utekelezaji; 2007 EPZA kuanza kazi	Mkapa SEZ ndiyo ya kwanza kufanyika
Kenya	SEZ Act 2015	Sheria ikaanza kazi Desemba 15, 2015	SEZA inaleta muundo wa udhibiti mpya

Sasa hivi tumeunganisha authorities za EPZ na SEZ na kuwa moja.

 

[Traveller D]

DSM.

 

[President of China]

Sasa hivi tumeunganisha authorities za EPZ na SEZ na kuwa moja.

EPZA na TIC ndio zimeungana tukapata - Tanzania Investment and Special Economic Zones Authority(TISEZA)

TISEZA | Home

Tanzania Investment Centre (TIC) | Kituo cha Uwekezaji Tanzania (TIC)

www.tiseza.go.tz

 

[coodip1]

Mzee unamdanganya nani? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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yaani umemvua nguo kabaki na chupi 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

EPZA na TIC ndio zimeungana tukapata - Tanzania Investment and Special Economic Zones Authority(TISEZA)

TISEZA | Home

Tanzania Investment Centre (TIC) | Kituo cha Uwekezaji Tanzania (TIC)

www.tiseza.go.tz

correct

 

[Traveller D]

Yani Tanzania unga ya Ugali bado unapimwa kama makaa?🤣🤣😂😂

I can't remember the last time I saw a maize flour ukipimwa hivo Kenya.


View: https://x.com/CaptainDominicO/status/1955877806266540528?t=vJNivmKp_bI0bR7GE86Mmg&s=19

Haya Ndio maisha yako, wacha kujifanya eti hujawahi ona unga ukipimwa 🤣🤣🤣 imagine a village boy saying this in front of people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/okayojoshua/status/1955828815818547695?s=46

 

[Street Hawker]

Mbona unaandika ujinga kaka? Unatutia aibu

Mkuu angalia wenzetu ulaya wanavyofanya kwenye rankings, ukiambiwa timu ni bora barani ulaya kwa sasa ujue hiyo bora kweli, wanatumia vigezo mtambuka, vigezo vya sasa, na sio kutumia idadi ya points za miaka iliyopita, yani kwa vigezo vya CAF Al Ahly ataendelea kuwa namba moja Africa hata kama atashuka daraja na akacheza daraja la pili kwa misimu miwili, tunatakiwa kutumia vigezo vya sasa, mm ni shabiki wa Simba lkn nakubali rankings za IFFHS kuliko za CAF kwasababu zinaakisi ukweli kwamba Pyramids ndiyo team bora kwa sasa barani Africa na Yanga ni bora kuliko Simba, au wewe mwenzangu unakataa kwamba Pyramids ndiyo team bora kwa sasa? Au unakataa kwamba Yanga ni bora kuliko Simba kwa sasa?

 

[Street Hawker]

Talanta kizee

Oooh, sikuwa najua mkuu, vinafanana.

 

[ichoboy01]

mkenya anaewaamsha wakenya wapumbavu kwenye usingizi 😂😂😂

View: https://youtu.be/lbiu_HX4dfs?si=h6QZl1d9kr_YT_c0

 

[coodip1]

Hawa IFFHS wapo sahihi sana katika rankings, ni kama zile za ulaya. Rankings zinatakiwa kuakisi mafanikio ya timu kwa mwaka husika, tofauti na hizi rankings za CAF ambazo hazinaga ukweli wowote. Yani ukitumia utaratibu wa CAF ku ranks clubs utagundua kwamba ahly ataendelea kuwa namba 1 Africa hata kama atashuka daraja kwa misimu miwili (irrelevant).

IFFHS ranking zao hazina uhalisia a team from a weak league ikiwa inashinda sana huko kwao kwenye ligi mbovu unaweza ikaibuka kinara kwenye ranking za IFFHS lakini haimaanishi ni timu bora ila ranking za CAF zinapima ubora wa timu across Africa kwa kupambana na timu nyingine bora toka nchi mbali mbli za Africa hivyo huwa kipimo sahii cha ubora.

 

[coodip1]

yap mara nyingi CAF ranking zao zimekaa kwa ajili ya ku favour team zao 👍👍

pambaneni acheni visingizio.

 

[Street Hawker]

Low IQ na uwezo mdogo wa kufikiri maana kwa mtu mwenye uwezo mkubwa wa kufikiri huwezi fanya huu uchafu. 😂😂😂

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Kwanini wakenya wanaishi hivi? Mimi kabla ya kujiunga kwenye huu uzi nilikuwa najua Kenya wana maisha mazuri.

 

[Street Hawker]

IFFHS ranking zao hazina uhalisia a team from a weak league ikiwa inashinda sana huko kwao kwenye ligi mbovu unaweza ikaibuka kinara kwenye ranking za IFFHS lakini haimaanishi ni timu bora ila ranking za CAF zinapima ubora wa timu across Africa kwa kupambana na timu nyingine bora toka nchi mbali mbli za Africa hivyo huwa kipimo sahii cha ubora.

Sio kweli unachokisema mkuu, niambie ni team gani imependelewa apo kwenye rankings za IFFHS? CAF ndiyo wanatakiwa wabadili utaratibu wao wa ku rank teams, huwezi kutumia history ku rank teams ni ujinga mkuu.

 

[Street Hawker]

yuko sahihi kaka ukiangalia rating za CAF ni kama zipo kwa ajili ya ku favour team fulani alaf hata muundo wao wakuongeza alama ni wakishamba sana tofaut na uefa au fifa wanavofanya yani kwa kifupi africa tunamatatizo makubwa sana

Huwezi ukatumia points za miaka minne iliyopita ku rank ubora wa timu mwaka huu ni ujinga.

 

[Street Hawker]

Brother CAF na FIFA ndio wanaoweka Ranking. Na ranking process inajulikana imeelezwa

Soma formula hii hapa:

Caf announces new club ranking formula

The Confederation of African Football (CAF) says, effective 2012, a new point system will be used to rank clubs on the continent as the sport body rejects an Af...

www.ghanafa.org

Sasa hao unaowataja, tupatie ranking formula yao, na wamepata mamlaka kutoka wapi kuweka ranking.

FIFA wanajulikana the way wana rank timu bora, hata leo hii zikitoka takwimu za ubora kutoka FIFA wengi wetu huwa tunazikubali mana kwa asilimia kubwa huwa zina reflect uhalisia, lkn huku Africa ni ujinga mkuu, huwezi kuniambia eti currently Mamelody ni bora kuliko pyramids, ni ujinga. Mm Simba lkn huwezi kuniambia eti Simba ni bora kuliko Yanga kwa ss, pia ni ujinga na hatuwezi kuendelea kwa style hii mkuu, wazungu walikubali kuachana na unafki wa aina hii ndiyo mana waliendelea.