Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

View: https://x.com/Kenya_Ports/status/1955951334575706602

Kwikwikwikwikwi. Wakenya bhana

 

[nairobae]

Lamu Port imeanza kazi officially, when it didn't have cranes, nakumbuka bongolala wakicheka eti ni port ya kusafirisha mifugo pekee. Leo wako kimya. Upper middle income here we come. 🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/Kenya_Ports/status/1955601753598026108

 

[Mpwimbe]

If it’s a Somali event, why not?.. it’s honoring their roots, same way we Kenyans ( American citizens) wave Kenyan flags during Rugby sevens in Vegas in support of our roots ( that includes our American born kids who don’t even speak any Kenyan language).

So, those are Kenyans, Somalis, Refugees, Investors or expats??

 

[Teargass]

Nyayo Stadium is almost full.


View: https://x.com/KasaraniStadium/status/1955997879232802974

 

[Teargass]

Huyo jamaa ni Mrundi

Lazima tu ungepinga.

 

[ichoboy01]

Huwezi ukatumia points za miaka minne iliyopita ku rank ubora wa timu mwaka huu ni ujinga.

CAF bado kuna shida kubwa sana yani sisi africa sijui kwann tupo hvi

 

[Teargass]

Haya Ndio maisha yako, wacha kujifanya eti hujawahi ona unga ukipimwa 🤣🤣🤣 imagine a village boy saying this in front of people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even in the Kenyan villages hutawaipata unga za kupimwa. Tanzania bado iko backwards sana.

 

[Teargass]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdQ7Bu7X/ kunyan wengi hawaijui Tanzania zaidi ya kukaririshwa,wengi wanadai hapo ni south africa,baada ya kuambiwa hapo ni mkapa stadium nyuso zimewashuka 😂😂

Na tukiwaambia wakenya hawafuatilii Tanzania mnapinga. Kama national stadium ya Tanzania pekee ndio hawajui, do you think wanajua hata Tanzanian capital city kweli?

Kule Vumbistan hadi mtoto wa Chekechea anajua every MCAs in Kenya.

 

[ichoboy01]

Mmmh hii nauli mbona sijaelewa!?
Yani kutoka Dar hadi Mombasa ni 50k!?

ndio kwani unafkiri ni mbali sana bro ni kama 500 km

 

[chongchung]

View: https://x.com/jimNjue_/status/1955900911630639146?t=7HyPBbDWwxJ_q6h3qOm2ww&s=19

Somalians and Chinese are now own Kunyaland, mchina ndio kashika any high rise building Kunyaland yote

 

[chongchung]

View: https://x.com/jimNjue_/status/1955900911630639146?t=7HyPBbDWwxJ_q6h3qOm2ww&s=19

Somalians and Chinese are now own Kunyaland, mchina ndio kashika any high rise building Kunyaland yote

 

[nairobae]

Kenyans invest heavily in government bonds, stock market and MMF's. Hio ndio uzuri ya kuenda shule na sio kua primary school dropouts kama jirani.


View: https://x.com/MihrThakar/status/1955669059443265805

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Na tukiwaambia wakenya hawafuatilii Tanzania mnapinga. Kama national stadium ya Tanzania pekee ndio hawajui, do you think wanajua hata Tanzanian capital city kweli?

Kule Vumbistan hadi mtoto wa Chekechea anajua every MCAs in Kenya.

Wangese awafuatilii TZ kiundani,mnaifuatilia kwa kukaririshwa thus y mkija kuona TZ ilivyo vijuso vinawashuka maku nyie,kunyan BlietzKrieg juzi alidai eti binafsi hawezi kununua kiwanja dar eti tu yote ni uswazi,acha nicheke peke yangu 😂,bwege pesa ya kununua kiwanja chanika tu hana

 

[Kosugi]

Bado hujamaliza utamaliza 2030.

Am done mie sio zombie wa CCM najua nachoongea.

 

[Kosugi]

Mombasa ni karibu sana, hazifiki hata km 600

Kutokea Dar au Tanga?

 

[Kosugi]

View: https://x.com/jimNjue_/status/1955900911630639146?t=7HyPBbDWwxJ_q6h3qOm2ww&s=19

Ah qumamaqeee Kenya hawana nchi!
😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Wangese awafuatilii TZ kiundani,mnaifuatilia kwa kukaririshwa thus y mkija kuona TZ ilivyo vijuso vinawashuka maku nyie,kunyan BlietzKrieg juzi alidai eti binafsi hawezi kununua kiwanja dar eti tu yote ni uswazi,acha nicheke peke yangu 😂,bwege pesa ya kununua kiwanja chanika tu hana

Wakenya hawafuatilii Tanzania. Hizo story zingine jiekee.

 

[Kosugi]

ndio kwani unafkiri ni mbali sana bro ni kama 500 km

Basi soon nitaitembelea Mombasa kama ni hivyo.

 

[Teargass]

Just doing something like this imeshinda vumbistans. Hii sio Game ya Kenya lakini Ona vile kumejaa. Mark you entry is 200 bob regular.


View: https://x.com/Dollar__SM/status/1956004827453878602

 

[Traveller D]

Kenyans invest heavily in government bonds, stock market and MMF's. Hio ndio uzuri ya kuenda shule na sio kua primary school dropouts kama jirani.


View: https://x.com/MihrThakar/status/1955669059443265805

Kenya is a very weak nation compared to Tanzania. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 without world order nyie ni Burundi tu. Anyways sahii na hiyo hiyo world order we are taking our position. 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/ZHXlXIM3S24?si=3Ox1rXm1cJZNQsGY. Sisi sio wenzenu tena kumamake zenu. Sisi tushawasha gari, ni gear tu sahii. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 … kuna mpumbavu yoyote mkenya kuanzia Ruto, mwenye akili kuliko mtanzania.?