Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Gwakagwaka]

Tanzania Mercantile Exchange (TMX) wanajenga jengo lao Karibu na IT Plaza palipokua na tume ya Uchaguzi. Pia pale CRDB HQ opposite kuna Crane la Estim Itakua jengo kubwa pale.

Mchoro tutaupata wapi?

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Sema hili lijamaa😂😂😂😂😂 kwanini anaidharau sana Kenya!?
SIJAWAHI kumsikia akiidharau TZ hata siku moja.

Same way weak leaders poke a superpower to stay relevant to their oppressed masses. It’s just talk .

 

[Geza Ulole]

Sema hili lijamaa😂😂😂😂😂 kwanini anaidharau sana Kenya!?
SIJAWAHI kumsikia akiidharau TZ hata siku moja.

Mimi huwa napenda anavyowatembeza kwa vidole! Ila jamaa ana heshima kwa TPDF 😀 😀 😀

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

He knows he can't remain relevant without mentioning Kenya in his every post.

Do you have the parody video by Eric Omondi of UPDF landing in Nairobi for an “invasion “ only to get their asses kicked by Chokora …🤣🤣🤣🤣…. Erico is always cracking me up.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Saba saba😂

 

[Kosugi]

Same way weak leaders poke a superpower to stay relevant to their oppressed masses. It’s just talk .

Aaah Kenya ni weak bana.
Watu wengi wanawachokonoa sana hata Ethiopia pia ni vivyo hivyo.
Ukija kwa Tanzania it's different.

 

[Bugucha]

Kmmke wallah 🤣🤣🤣🤣M7 alizaa kichwa🤣🤣🙌

View: https://x.com/mkainerugaba/status/1941426518967845159?t=SBXcx8Y0TSJg0aQyd_wu7A&s=19

 

[BlietzKrieg]

Duh, Kuna Uwanja wa ndege nimepita manamba ni wakundustan watupu😂. Nikakumbuka Remittance😎😂

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Shida Iko wapi?
That's a developed nation with salaries like UK.
Kwenu mko na papers ama wote ni class 7 dropouts?

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

What a beautiful day in Eugene,Oregon USA. The Prefontainne classic meet . 2 WORLD RECORDS set by Kenyan women.
Beatrice Chebet new 5000m WR
Faith Kipyegon broke her own 1500m WR
Kenya power !!!

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

View: https://youtu.be/xSjt0hTeA08?si=4O3Cn8Lkc29Od1R9

Kikwete kaharibu sana nchi yetu! Nimeangalia hizo bodaboda ni kero kubwa sana kwakweli.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Sema hili lijamaa😂😂😂😂😂 kwanini anaidharau sana Kenya!?
SIJAWAHI kumsikia akiidharau TZ hata siku moja.

Haidharau Kenya, anasema ukweli unaojulikana.
Kazaliwa Tanzania, ocean road, na kakulia Kurasini, trained Monduli.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Do you have the parody video by Eric Omondi of UPDF landing in Nairobi for an “invasion “ only to get their asses kicked by Chokora …🤣🤣🤣🤣…. Erico is always cracking me up.

They occupy your territory, Migingo Island, you fools!
Uko hapa unaongea ujinga.

 

[Teargass]

Politicians.

Wanakula pesa za Wajinga.

So Kenya has 8,000 politicians?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Duh, Kuna Uwanja wa ndege nimepita manamba ni wakundustan watupu😂. Nikakumbuka Remittance😎😂

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Doha hapo itakua

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Sema hili lijamaa😂😂😂😂😂 kwanini anaidharau sana Kenya!?
SIJAWAHI kumsikia akiidharau TZ hata siku moja.

Mzaliwa wa TZ huyo

 

[Kosugi]

Haidharau Kenya, anasema ukweli unaojulikana.
Kazaliwa Tanzania, ocean road, na kakulia Kurasini, trained Monduli.

Mtoto wa Museven kakulia Kurasini!?

 

[NairobiWalker]

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Upuzi.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/fpGzBtLw-oQ?si=qYfCZ0f7ev9K37DI

 

[NairobiWalker]

Duh, Kuna Uwanja wa ndege nimepita manamba ni wakundustan watupu😂. Nikakumbuka Remittance😎😂

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In short, unasema The best 007 ni manamba.

 

[Nicxie]

Do you have the parody video by Eric Omondi of UPDF landing in Nairobi for an “invasion “ only to get their asses kicked by Chokora …🤣🤣🤣🤣…. Erico is always cracking me up.

I saw the video on his Page. Laughed my a** out. 🤣