Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Unlike you who rely on your omba ombas scattered all around East Africa, most of our remittances come from Tier 1 countries, the US being the largest share.

And because America is not bongolala, they actually keep accurate data on "average earnings per immigrant nationalities"
The average income for a Kenyan in the US is 95,568.
Second highest in Africa, and even higher than the US GDP per Capita.

Sauce - Top 10 African countries with the highest-earning migrant population in the US

We export skilled, expensive labor.
You export omba ombas, witches and wizards and occasionally conmen pastors.

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Shida mkitafuna jaba, mnachojua ni kubisha tu.

Rubbish
 
From 'it will never be built' to 'it's a small project'

Napenda mnavyoumia😆

Mmefikia wapi kwa hizi projects👇👇
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Even at our highest dollar rate, we never closed or controlled Forex Bureuas like bongovumbi.
I don't know what dollar shortages you're talking about. That's more like a TZ headline than a Kenyan headline.

Kenya recently crossed $10 billion in foreign exchange reserves. How much do you have?

Tanzania has never assisted Kenya for one minute.
The correct statement is you sold us your stock of TB drugs. Drugs you did not manufacture yourselves.
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Tuanze na project kwenye agriculture na infrastructure
Agriculture

Kenya Livestock Commercialization Project (KeLCoP)
Kenya Agri-Business Development Project (KABDP)
Sustainable agricultural value chain enterprises in central Kenya (SAVES)
Kenya Climate Smart Agriculture Project (KCSAP)

Seed and breed quality improvement

250,000-acre Galana Kulalu irrigation scheme

Infrastructure

Konza Technopolis

Tatu City

Lamu port berths

Dam projects like Thwake dam, Itate dam and Siyoi Muruny among others

Dual roads eg Kenol-Marua road (84km) and Isiolo-Marua (135km).


540km Mau Mau road
 
Dar es Salaam revenue collection - Ksh 5 B

Nairobi City revenue - Ksh 12 B
Narok revenue collection - Ksh 6 Billion

Please go find your siblings in Burundi.
We kima elewa Dar city ni Ilala Municipality tuu bado kinondoni, Temeke Ubungo na Kigamboni
 
Even at our highest dollar rate, we never closed or controlled Forex Bureuas like bongovumbi.
I don't know what dollar shortages you're talking about. That's more like a TZ headline than a Kenyan headline.

Kenya recently crossed $10 billion in foreign exchange reserves. How much do you have?

Tanzania has never assisted Kenya for one minute.
The correct statement is you sold us your stock of TB drugs. Drugs you did not manufacture yourselves.
Hili gazeti ni la nani?
 
Mmefikia wapi kwa hizi projects👇👇
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Mmefikia wapi kwa hizi projects👇👇
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Naona umeanza kutapata kama ilivyo kawaida yenu ili kupata pa kutorokea. We were talking about Talanta stadium and all of a sudden you change gears to this one here. But I am not going to give you breathing space.

Malindi solar has been supplying power to the national grid since 2021 and the expansion project is nearing completion.

Menengai geothermal
The first phase is already operational. The second phase is slated for completion in December this year.

Grand High Falls Dam
This is a project still in planning stage. The deal was signed in 2023.

Nairobi Railways City.
Another one that is in planning stage. First it will involve moving the current bus terminal at Railways to Greenpark and to facilitate easy access to the cbd ffrtom Greenpark, the government is already building an underpass along Haille Selassie Avenue

United Green
Also in planning stage after the deal was signed in 2023 between a UK firm and Kisumu county government

Next?
 
Agriculture

Kenya Livestock Commercialization Project (KeLCoP)
Kenya Agri-Business Development Project (KABDP)
Sustainable agricultural value chain enterprises in central Kenya (SAVES)
Kenya Climate Smart Agriculture Project (KCSAP)

Seed and breed quality improvement

250,000-acre Galana Kulalu irrigation scheme

Infrastructure

Konza Technopolis

Tatu City

Lamu port berths

Dam projects like Thwake dam, Itate dam and Siyoi Muruny among others

Dual roads eg Kenol-Marua road (84km) and Isiolo-Marua (135km).


540km Mau Mau road

Sh7bn Galana Kulalu project collapses after Israeli firm leaves​

Friday, February 22, 2019 — updated on June 28, 2020
Maize farm at Galana-Kulalu in Tana River County which is part of the Galana Kulalu Food Security Project in picture taken on September 9, 2015. PHOTO | EVANS HABIL | NATION MEDIA GROUP
By Nyambega Gisesa
President Uhuru Kenyatta’s grand plan to ensure Kenya’s food security is in jeopardy now that construction of a Sh7.2 billion Galana Kulalu model farm that was part of the project has stalled.
Kenya now risks losing Sh5.9 billion already paid to the Israeli company that was contracted to build the farm. This money constitutes 80 per cent of the entire sum dedicated to the project.

View: https://youtu.be/5B68PfKULgY?si=2kiNynh5xyvhKfx4

Hizi project zenu nyingi Zina miaka bado kukamilika mfano siyoi dam Toka 2015 mpk leo
 

Sh7bn Galana Kulalu project collapses after Israeli firm leaves​

Friday, February 22, 2019 — updated on June 28, 2020
Maize farm at Galana-Kulalu in Tana River County which is part of the Galana Kulalu Food Security Project in picture taken on September 9, 2015. PHOTO | EVANS HABIL | NATION MEDIA GROUP
By Nyambega Gisesa
President Uhuru Kenyatta’s grand plan to ensure Kenya’s food security is in jeopardy now that construction of a Sh7.2 billion Galana Kulalu model farm that was part of the project has stalled.
Kenya now risks losing Sh5.9 billion already paid to the Israeli company that was contracted to build the farm. This money constitutes 80 per cent of the entire sum dedicated to the project.

View: https://youtu.be/5B68PfKULgY?si=2kiNynh5xyvhKfx4

Hizi project zenu nyingi Zina miaka bado kukamilika mfano siyoi dam Toka 2015 mpk leo

Habari ya 2019 unakuja kujifariji nayo hapa?🤣🤣. Upo desperate sana


 
Habari ya 2019 unakuja kujifariji nayo hapa?🤣🤣. Upo desperate sana


Project imeisha , unaweza tuonesha hata acre 50,000 ya irrigated land , hiyo project ishakufa Mzee , sasa hivi ndo mnatafuta muwekezaji Toka Dubai nae bado hajaamaliza hata acre 20,000
 
Naona umeanza kutapata kama ilivyo kawaida yenu ili kupata pa kutorokea. We were talking about Talanta stadium and all of a sudden you change gears to this one here. But I am not going to give you breathing space.

Malindi solar has been supplying power to the national grid since 2021 and the expansion project is nearing completion.

Menengai geothermal
The first phase is already operational. The second phase is slated for completion in December this year.

Grand High Falls Dam
This is a project still in planning stage. The deal was signed in 2023.

Nairobi Railways City.
Another one that is in planning stage. First it will involve moving the current bus terminal at Railways to Greenpark and to facilitate easy access to the cbd ffrtom Greenpark, the government is already building an underpass along Haille Selassie Avenue

United Green
Also in planning stage after the deal was signed in 2023 between a UK firm and Kisumu county government

Next?
Anyway,

Kula chuma hicho.

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