Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kennedy0000]

LDC nation that assist the rich nation with TB drugs.
LDC nation that is asked by the rich nation to assist with dollar shortages.
uongo mara nyingi hujitenga kama maji na mafuta.

Even at our highest dollar rate, we never closed or controlled Forex Bureuas like bongovumbi.
I don't know what dollar shortages you're talking about. That's more like a TZ headline than a Kenyan headline.

Kenya recently crossed $10 billion in foreign exchange reserves. How much do you have?

Tanzania has never assisted Kenya for one minute.
The correct statement is you sold us your stock of TB drugs. Drugs you did not manufacture yourselves.

 

[coodip1]

Yani Tanzania kila mtu ni mjinga Tu hivi? Ushaiona any Stadium where playing ground inashikana na stands? Ama unataka players wafanye warmups kwa viti?

Angalia distance from the pitch na stands yenu ni running track bwana.

 

[concordile 101]

Dar es Salaam revenue collection - Ksh 5 B

Nairobi City revenue - Ksh 12 B
Narok revenue collection - Ksh 6 Billion

Please go find your siblings in Burundi.

Unaijua dar es salaam au unaambiwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tukianza tu na mwaka 2023/2024 maana nikisema 2024/2025 utasema hatujafunga mwaka

2023/2024​

During the reporting period, County governments generated a total of KES 58.95 billion from their own source revenue (OSR), which was 72.8 per cent of the annual target of KES 80.94 billion.

The realized OSR is an improvement compared to KES 37.81 billion generated in financial year 2022/23.

County	Revenue Target	Actual Revenue	Percentage (%)
Baringo	450,097,396	378,201,635	84
Bomet	332,041,830	238,930,420	72
Bungoma	2,010,419,736	1,120,909,349	55.8
Busia	649,015,633	369,203,975	56.9
Elgeyo Marakwet	271,306,633	258,505,138	95.3
Embu	750,000,000	746,494,074	99.5
Garissa	230,000,000	248,969,049	108.2
Homa Bay	1,392,206,352	1,200,495,831	86.2
Isiolo	356,208,180	285,197,344	80.1
Kajiado	1,868,466,985	1,048,356,435	56.1
Kakamega	2,200,000,000	1,347,833,279	61.3
Kericho	1,066,426,600	841,927,978	78.9
Kiambu	6,995,366,235	4,575,831,607	65.4
Kilifi	1,788,634,222	1,208,619,997	67.6
Kirinyaga	550,000,000	651,105,565	118.4
Kisii	1,843,892,198	1,180,162,037	64
Kisumu	2,282,844,694	1,443,607,988	63.2
Kitui	585,000,000	517,049,816	88.4
Kwale	600,000,000	427,377,928	71.2
Laikipia	1,445,000,000	1,061,020,098	73.4
Lamu	180,000,000	209,102,758	116.2
Machakos	3,332,286,060	1,549,348,477	46.5
Makueni	1,240,000,000	1,044,674,948	84.2
Mandera	330,533,846	168,047,287	50.8
Marsabit	190,000,000	145,092,550	76.4
Meru	1,050,000,000	961,934,279	91.6
Migori	625,474,299	512,566,310	81.9
Mombasa	7,377,933,227	5,585,024,010	75.7
Murang'a	1,115,000,000	1,116,795,730	100.2
Nairobi City	19,689,630,278	12,542,094,418	63.7
Nakuru	4,100,000,000	3,321,300,479	81
Nandi	558,329,869	630,727,156	113
Narok	4,979,073,664	4,753,670,486	95.5
Nyamira	687,000,000	369,796,343	53.8
Nyandarua	1,225,000,000	515,740,772	42.1
Nyeri	1,326,000,000	1,407,546,107	106.1
Samburu	256,027,400	266,583,924	104.1
Siaya	760,000,000	610,737,745	80.4
Taita Taveta	628,667,445	461,186,652	73.4
Tana River	96,630,600	92,568,520	95.8
Tharaka Nithi	450,670,000	417,346,035

Ndani ya kipindi hicho Dar imekusanya zaid ya 246bil mpaka June
Angalia county Zenu linganisha na za tz uone mlivyo maskini wa kutupwa.
Yaan county nzima yenye senet mnakusanya usd 717,000 ?

 

[concordile 101]

Even at our highest dollar rate, we never closed or controlled Forex Bureuas like bongovumbi.
I don't know what dollar shortages you're talking about. That's more like a TZ headline than a Kenyan headline.

Kenya recently crossed $10 billion in foreign exchange reserves. How much do you have?

Tanzania has never assisted Kenya for one minute.
The correct statement is you sold us your stock of TB drugs. Drugs you did not manufacture yourselves.

Hamkuwa na cash ya kununua

 

[Mpwimbe]

Unlike you who rely on your omba ombas scattered all around East Africa, most of our remittances come from Tier 1 countries, the US being the largest share.

And because America is not bongolala, they actually keep accurate data on "average earnings per immigrant nationalities"
The average income for a Kenyan in the US is 95,568.
Second highest in Africa, and even higher than the US GDP per Capita.

Sauce - Top 10 African countries with the highest-earning migrant population in the US

We export skilled, expensive labor.
You export omba ombas, witches and wizards and occasionally conmen pastors.

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Shida mkitafuna jaba, mnachojua ni kubisha tu.

Rubbish

 

[Mpwimbe]

From 'it will never be built' to 'it's a small project'

Napenda mnavyoumia😆

Mmefikia wapi kwa hizi projects👇👇

 

[concordile 101]

Even at our highest dollar rate, we never closed or controlled Forex Bureuas like bongovumbi.
I don't know what dollar shortages you're talking about. That's more like a TZ headline than a Kenyan headline.

Kenya recently crossed $10 billion in foreign exchange reserves. How much do you have?

Tanzania has never assisted Kenya for one minute.
The correct statement is you sold us your stock of TB drugs. Drugs you did not manufacture yourselves.

Kenya turns to Tanzania for dollars as the country experiences a dollar shortage

Due to the fact that Kenyas commercial banks are running low on US dollars, some Kenyan businesses have begun obtaining dollars from Tanzania and other nearby nations

africa.businessinsider.com

 

[Nicxie]

Tuanze na project kwenye agriculture na infrastructure

Agriculture

Kenya Livestock Commercialization Project (KeLCoP)
Kenya Agri-Business Development Project (KABDP)
Sustainable agricultural value chain enterprises in central Kenya (SAVES)
Kenya Climate Smart Agriculture Project (KCSAP)

Seed and breed quality improvement

250,000-acre Galana Kulalu irrigation scheme

Infrastructure

Konza Technopolis

Tatu City

Lamu port berths

Dam projects like Thwake dam, Itate dam and Siyoi Muruny among others

Dual roads eg Kenol-Marua road (84km) and Isiolo-Marua (135km).


540km Mau Mau road

 

[coodip1]

Kumbe wanatambua Tanzania sio rika lao. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/nelmatt_2/status/1937421862872440925?s=46

Eti una compare 5th Gen fighter jet na huo uchafu wa F5 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Dar es Salaam revenue collection - Ksh 5 B

Nairobi City revenue - Ksh 12 B
Narok revenue collection - Ksh 6 Billion

Please go find your siblings in Burundi.

We kima elewa Dar city ni Ilala Municipality tuu bado kinondoni, Temeke Ubungo na Kigamboni

 

[coodip1]

Even at our highest dollar rate, we never closed or controlled Forex Bureuas like bongovumbi.
I don't know what dollar shortages you're talking about. That's more like a TZ headline than a Kenyan headline.

Kenya recently crossed $10 billion in foreign exchange reserves. How much do you have?

Tanzania has never assisted Kenya for one minute.
The correct statement is you sold us your stock of TB drugs. Drugs you did not manufacture yourselves.

Hili gazeti ni la nani?

Kenyan firms turn to Tanzania for US dollars

The shortage of the US currency, has made it difficult for manufacturers and general goods importers to meet their obligations

www.thecitizen.co.tz

 

[Teargass]

Angalia distance from the pitch na stands yenu ni running track bwana.

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But this distance is inatoshana Tu na ya Talanta? Mbona unalazimisha Talanta Stadium ikuwe na running track?

 

[babayao255]

Eti una compare 5th Gen fighter jet na huo uchafu wa F5 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂

Northrop F-5 vs Chengdu J-7 | Comparison jet fighter specifications

Here you can compare specifications, production year, cost and pictures fighter aircraft.

armedforces.eu

 

[Nicxie]

Mmefikia wapi kwa hizi projects👇👇
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Mmefikia wapi kwa hizi projects👇👇
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Naona umeanza kutapata kama ilivyo kawaida yenu ili kupata pa kutorokea. We were talking about Talanta stadium and all of a sudden you change gears to this one here. But I am not going to give you breathing space.

Malindi solar has been supplying power to the national grid since 2021 and the expansion project is nearing completion.

Menengai geothermal
The first phase is already operational. The second phase is slated for completion in December this year.

Grand High Falls Dam
This is a project still in planning stage. The deal was signed in 2023.

Nairobi Railways City.
Another one that is in planning stage. First it will involve moving the current bus terminal at Railways to Greenpark and to facilitate easy access to the cbd ffrtom Greenpark, the government is already building an underpass along Haille Selassie Avenue

United Green
Also in planning stage after the deal was signed in 2023 between a UK firm and Kisumu county government

Next?

 

[Nicxie]

But this distance is inatoshana Tu na ya Talanta? Mbona unalazimisha Talanta Stadium ikuwe na running track?

Achana na huyo mnyamwezi

 

[concordile 101]

Agriculture

Kenya Livestock Commercialization Project (KeLCoP)
Kenya Agri-Business Development Project (KABDP)
Sustainable agricultural value chain enterprises in central Kenya (SAVES)
Kenya Climate Smart Agriculture Project (KCSAP)

Seed and breed quality improvement

250,000-acre Galana Kulalu irrigation scheme

Infrastructure

Konza Technopolis

Tatu City

Lamu port berths

Dam projects like Thwake dam, Itate dam and Siyoi Muruny among others

Dual roads eg Kenol-Marua road (84km) and Isiolo-Marua (135km).


540km Mau Mau road

Sh7bn Galana Kulalu project collapses after Israeli firm leaves​

Friday, February 22, 2019 — updated on June 28, 2020
Maize farm at Galana-Kulalu in Tana River County which is part of the Galana Kulalu Food Security Project in picture taken on September 9, 2015. PHOTO | EVANS HABIL | NATION MEDIA GROUP
By Nyambega Gisesa
President Uhuru Kenyatta’s grand plan to ensure Kenya’s food security is in jeopardy now that construction of a Sh7.2 billion Galana Kulalu model farm that was part of the project has stalled.
Kenya now risks losing Sh5.9 billion already paid to the Israeli company that was contracted to build the farm. This money constitutes 80 per cent of the entire sum dedicated to the project.

https://nation.africa/kenya/news/sh7bn-galana-kulalu-project-collapses-after-israeli-firm-leaves-141542

View: https://youtu.be/5B68PfKULgY?si=2kiNynh5xyvhKfx4

Hizi project zenu nyingi Zina miaka bado kukamilika mfano siyoi dam Toka 2015 mpk leo

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://youtu.be/lyRDdgVUDo8?feature=shared

 

[Nicxie]

Sh7bn Galana Kulalu project collapses after Israeli firm leaves​

Friday, February 22, 2019 — updated on June 28, 2020
Maize farm at Galana-Kulalu in Tana River County which is part of the Galana Kulalu Food Security Project in picture taken on September 9, 2015. PHOTO | EVANS HABIL | NATION MEDIA GROUP
By Nyambega Gisesa
President Uhuru Kenyatta’s grand plan to ensure Kenya’s food security is in jeopardy now that construction of a Sh7.2 billion Galana Kulalu model farm that was part of the project has stalled.
Kenya now risks losing Sh5.9 billion already paid to the Israeli company that was contracted to build the farm. This money constitutes 80 per cent of the entire sum dedicated to the project.

https://nation.africa/kenya/news/sh7bn-galana-kulalu-project-collapses-after-israeli-firm-leaves-141542

View: https://youtu.be/5B68PfKULgY?si=2kiNynh5xyvhKfx4

Hizi project zenu nyingi Zina miaka bado kukamilika mfano siyoi dam Toka 2015 mpk leo

Habari ya 2019 unakuja kujifariji nayo hapa?🤣🤣. Upo desperate sana

https://nation.africa/kenya/news/ruto-orders-galana-kulalu-revival-amid-maize-farming-plan-4074904

Gov't to expand Galana Kulalu irrigation project after successful 500-acre trial crop

In a Tweet on Monday, Ruto said the expansion of the project has been informed by the great success of the first 500-acre trial crop.

www.citizen.digital

 

[coodip1]

Kweli Jirani mlitaka kutuaibisha kwenye CHAN kwa uwanja huu ili kila mtu aone East Africans ni wapuuzi

View: https://youtu.be/2Q_h6Lddd54?si=QMSkAPcDvItZVhXn

 

[concordile 101]

Habari ya 2019 unakuja kujifariji nayo hapa?🤣🤣. Upo desperate sana

https://nation.africa/kenya/news/ruto-orders-galana-kulalu-revival-amid-maize-farming-plan-4074904

Gov't to expand Galana Kulalu irrigation project after successful 500-acre trial crop

In a Tweet on Monday, Ruto said the expansion of the project has been informed by the great success of the first 500-acre trial crop.

www.citizen.digital

Project imeisha , unaweza tuonesha hata acre 50,000 ya irrigated land , hiyo project ishakufa Mzee , sasa hivi ndo mnatafuta muwekezaji Toka Dubai nae bado hajaamaliza hata acre 20,000