Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Juzi hapa walitaka kufanya Maths kama somo pa ziada (optional).

Yaani Kenya ukishajua Kiingereza, umemaliza. Too fake.

Kuna waandishi wao wa habari kama Larry Madowo na Jeff Koinange, yaani wana mpaka lafudhi fake.

Tena huyo Koinange amechoma mpaka nywele.

Mzungu wannabe

Yet mkitaka kujenga majengo mnatafuta Wasanifu kutoka Kenya.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Urban rail ipo kwenye plan pia it is good to have a mix of transport modes

Nichoree CBD ya Dar kwa map uweke hapa.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Hawa ndio Wasomi wanaojitambua 😆😆😆😆👇👇

View: https://youtu.be/wzdVi01MAYk?feature=shared

Upumbavu ni jadi ya Wakenya ndio maana tuliwashikisha adabu

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://youtu.be/mzYgiHu3gCk?feature=shared

 

[Mpwimbe]

Yet mkitaka kujenga majengo mnatafuta Wasanifu kutoka Kenya.

Hawa👇👇👇


View: https://x.com/CJ_Haslett/status/1877265315173646568?t=avWt0nx1dInuco-SeMnb3A&s=19

Kwa taste gani ya achitectural design?

 

[Mpwimbe]

Huyo koinange ndio yule ana manyonyo na amejichubua ngozi!?

Hahaha 🤣

 

[President of China]

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Nywele zimepigwa uzungu.

 

[Munjombe]

Baadhi ya Mashirika na Makampuni yaliyotoa Dividend leo

Twiga Minerals = Tsh 99B
Airtel Tanzaia = Tsh 73.9B
NMB = Tsh 68.1B
PUMA = Tsh 13.5B
TPDC Tsh 11.7B
NBC Tsh 10.5B



TPA = Tsh 181.5B
NIDA = Tsh 38.8B
TFS = Tsh 29.8B
BRELA = Tsh 20.4B
TCRA = Tsh 19.2B
TASAC = TSh 16.3B
OSHA = Tsh 10.4B

NIDA?

 

[Mpwimbe]

NIDA?

 

[President of China]

NIDA?

Ndio. Companies nyingi zimefanya integration. Na wanalipia kila request.
Makampuni ya simu
Banks
etc

 

[AMARII]

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Hii kama ni soda Haina gesi... Huwa anasoma habari kwa kurembua Sanaa

 

[Teargass]

🤣🤣🤣 mitihani za Kenya nilishawahi post humu na watu wengi pia walishawahi zipost humu. Mtoto bright wa form4 Tz anaweza kuwa lecture hapo kenya bila matatizo yoyote.

Baboon bado unaongelea masomo? Ebu tuonyeshe results slips zako tuone.

 

[President of China]

Hii kama ni soda Haina gesi... Huwa anasoma habari kwa kurembua Sanaa

Watu tayari walishachezea kizipo

 

[President of China]

Baboon bado unaongelea masomo? Ebu tuonyeshe results slips zako tuone.

Those issues are personal.

 

[Teargass]

Do they know Luos are the smartest people academically in East Africa omera? 🤣 🤣

😂😂🤣🤣😂

 

[Teargass]

Hakuna mkenya smart mbele ya mtanzania smart. Smart Tanzanians are the smartest people in the whole of Africa. Unamjua raisi wa bunge la dunia wa sasa.? She’s Tanzanian

Are you Smart? Remember your President is a form 4 leaver. Tanzania is a country categorized by Primary School dropouts.

 

[President of China]

Are you Smart? Remember your President is a form 4 leaver.

What do you mean form 4 leaver? Kwikwikwikwikwi Kundudweller always is a Kundudweller

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/mzYgiHu3gCk?si=2qvIufFQP0xbSVmq

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hawa👇👇👇


View: https://x.com/CJ_Haslett/status/1877265315173646568?t=avWt0nx1dInuco-SeMnb3A&s=19

Kwa taste gani ya achitectural design?

Kwa hii taste.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Instanbul, kwa hivo Kisutu sio CBD ama unajaribu kusemaje?

Nimewahi kuwauliza humu, mkisema CBD mnamaanisha nini ila hamjawahi kutoa majibu.

Maana Kwa Dar unaweza kuishi vizuri tu bila kwenda Posta.

Unlike Nairobi, Kenya huwezi kukaa bila kwenda CBD maana ndio kuna ofisi kubwa za serikali, ofisi binafsi, na biashara.