Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Wewe mtu mpumbavu usitupigie kelele kwanza those kinda facilities unaziona tu kwa picha. 🤣🤣🤣 unatuelezea vitu ambavyo hujawawahi kuviona live. Huo si ni ukichaa

Unajivunia watu kupanda kwa madirisha. Enyewe primary school dropouts munapenda mediocrity.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

hio ni kabla ya marekebisho kondoo ww

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Icho you have opined at last. Last time we talked you were making fun of my Mercedes S550 , halafu unapotea baada nilipost jina na kifunguo…welcome back !..just to give you updates, Nairobi still rules!🤣🤣

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Obviously hujaiona laundry machine, let alone owning and using one. Mbona Mimi natumia laundry machine kuosha nguo na zinatoka tu safi? Ama uliskia watu wakipiga story na hiyo line ndio ulielewa hapo unataka nayo?

Mi ninapoishi hata kuanika nguo hakuna na nina miaka zaidi ya 15 sijawahi kufua nguo kutumia mikono.
Facts ni kwamba, kwa nguo kutaka ni lazima mikono na soft brash itumike.

 

[Geza Ulole]

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Aisee huko Ukunduni ni balaa! Teargass hii maneno inakuhusu!

 

[Kosugi]

Failed project. 🤣 🤣 🤣


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Failed project ni mradi ambao hauingizi mapato na wala hauendesheki.
Huo mradi haujafeli bali unahitaji marekebisho.
Hii inaonesha huo mradi ulipaswa kufanyika na kweli unahitajika.
Hivyo neno failed project lifute.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Eti leo kwa sababu ni siku ya kesi ya Lissu ndio anajitokeza Boniface Mwangi kulia lia na kusema polisi wa Tanzania wamempapasa matako. Propaganda za kitoto kabisa😁

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂 kushnehi babujii

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[Sama boy 255]

Unajivunia watu kupanda kwa madirisha. Enyewe primary school dropouts munapenda mediocrity.

Wew nenda uko.. Unatupigia kelele vitu vyenye hujawahi hata kuviona.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unamfundisha tajiri jinsi ya kutumia Mali yake.? 🤣 pumbavu.

 

[Teargass]

Mi ninapoishi hata kuanika nguo hakuna na nina miaka zaidi ya 15 sijawahi kufua nguo kutumia mikono.
Facts ni kwamba, kwa nguo kutaka ni lazima mikono na soft brash itumike.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, the beauty of it is that nobody cares about your opinion.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Whatchu think?.. ati kupost hii picha hurts me?… hii ni good publicity.. keep it up … I know you envy my wealth. Btw, my free shoe offer still stands..don’t be a p*ssy , claim ur reward…🤣🤣

Bwaku ngaji unajua hata wakenya wenzako wamekudharau,umri wako na personal yako uliotuonyesha humu aviendani

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, the beauty of it is that nobody cares about your opinion.

The fact that you replied to my opinion, you care a lot.
Nyie Wakenya ni wajinga sana to a point hata ya kudanganya nafsi yako ili tu ujisikie vizuri.

 

[The best 007]

🤣 🤣 🤣

Wivuuuuu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Don YF]

Toa uchafu hapa

kati ya middle class yenu, yenye sio slums eti na low class pipeline gani ni uchafu? Wacha picha zijitetee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nairobi low class pipeline vs Tanzania normal standard uswazi, gani ni uchafu., sio slums, makazi ya kawaida kwa muonekano wenu👇.

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Pipeline low class estate

Wajinga wamekataa kuisha Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Don YF]

Huo uchafu haifikii ya Gongolamboto na Tandale

Their middle class haifikii hizo🤣

 

[Don YF]

Dhaka Bangladesh 🤣
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Ichoboy, njoo ukenue menu huku 😆

Imeizidi Dar uswazi city upande wa makazi by far, and many other sectors!!!

 

[Don YF]

According to @ Mkaruka Kichwa , Tanga stadium is of higher standard in comparison to Homa Bay one… You can’t make this sh*t up !.. 🤣🤣🤣
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Naona vibanda vya mama ntilie hapo nje ya stadium pale Tanga🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

kati ya middle class yenu, yenye sio slums eti na low class pipeline gani ni uchafu? Wacha picha zijitetee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nairobi low class pipeline vs Tanzania normal standard uswazi, gani ni uchafu., sio slums, makazi ya kawaida kwa muonekano wenu👇.
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Pipeline low class estate
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Wajinga wamekataa kuisha Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hapo wanaishi binadamu au nguruwe?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Naona vibanda vya mama ntilie hapo nje ya stadium pale Tanga🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sio mbali hapo na naislums cbd

 

[Sama boy 255]

kati ya middle class yenu, yenye sio slums eti na low class pipeline gani ni uchafu? Wacha picha zijitetee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nairobi low class pipeline vs Tanzania normal standard uswazi, gani ni uchafu., sio slums, makazi ya kawaida kwa muonekano wenu👇.
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Pipeline low class estate
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Wajinga wamekataa kuisha Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Habari za jioni bwana zezeta.

 

[Samwel Nsato]

Wivuuuuu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kwa Leo inabidi niongee ukweli tuu. Aisee hii inchi now tunaelekea pabaya sana yaani Bora ubolt au upande daladala kuliko kupanda mwendokasi. Kwasisi watu wa hali za kawaida tunapata shida na huu mradi yaani usimamizi mbovuu. Imagine hata chengi hawana kwenye vituo vyao!! Kweli? Mtu unakaa kituoni almost Lisa's na zaidi Usafiri hakuna. Useless🚮