Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[concordile 101]

Once completed it will be the biggest irrigation system in E.A and can supply 41% of our Maize demand. View attachment 3337979View attachment 3337980View attachment 3337981View attachment 3337982View attachment 3337983View attachment 3337984View attachment 3337985

Haha yaan 200,000 acres zitimize 41 ya demand yenu annual, sasa hivi annual production Iko kwenye 3.2mil tonnes against total demand ya 5mil
Hapo bado mnaongezeka tu

 

[NairobiWalker]

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Hiyo inatuusu Nini? We don't worship politicians here. It's between your authoritarian government and Martha Karua.

 

[buffalo44]

Yale magugu kandokando ya Busisi bridge yameanza kutolewa 👇🏾.
View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJr-6gYKihr/?img_index=2&igsh=MXM3eTJuc2hjeDNlaw==.

Safi sana hii ndio inatakiwa kila sehemu unaona government licha ya ufala at least haijaacha misingi ya nchi.

Cheki hii clip asee hat off wakati wenzetu wanapuliziwa kuua JIGGER
Hakuna utani kwenye kilimo alafu kuna kenge anakuja eti wakulima kutoka Kenya.


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJGjBvUqmEn/?igsh=MWd4ZW50c2t2dmRjOQ==

 

[Mpwimbe]

And repairs them in Mombasa.

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJyfRthMnAK/?igsh=ODExbDQ1aGU5MnQ4

 

[buffalo44]

Kenya ni kama kuku aliyekatwa kichwa, anapapatika tuu.

• Walitoa 'A' levels sekondari ili wawe kama US, wakaharibu elimu yao
• Walitoa mfumo wa regional govenments na kuweka counties kama US, corruption ikaongezeka
• Tulipoziita ndege zetu majina ya Kilimanjaro, Serengeti, Ngorongoro n.k na wao wakatuiga.
• Tulipojenga mfumo wa BRT wakatuiga, sasa imewashinda

Hawawezi anzisha vitu vyao wenyewe, ni kuiga iga tuu.

Ila usishangae wanageuza wanasema tumewaiga.

Imagine tumewaiga BRT na BRT hawana na walivyojaribu walichora lipstick ikafa. Imagine tumewaiga na hawana hata ujuzi wa Deport wala bus station.

 

[buffalo44]

Kwa akili zao wanafikiri wanatuharibia biashara, kumbe wanatufanyia marketing.

Shida inakuja wapo kama wale wapiga debe wa stand, utasikia hii ndege inaenda Ngoro Ngoro ukikaa unafika so watu wanaasume ipo Kenya wanaanza itumia KQ mwisho wa siku Air Tanzania inakosa watalii or watalii wengi wanaishia NBO kuja kutupigia kelele ya namba.

Ndio maana Tz ilipopiga marufuku Tour Van za Kenya kuingia bongo kutalii walilia weee.

Huoni kila wakilimwa ban KQ kutua Dar haipiti siku wanakuja kujichekesha chekesha, maana tukiwazuia uongo wote

Wa Kilimanjaro ipo Kenya, Serengeti iko Kenya, Ngorongoro iko Kenya unakufa.

Imagine mtalii atue na hujui unampelekaje Kilimanjaro?

 

[President of China]

Gikomba On Fire 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

Shida inakuja wapo kama wale wapiga debe wa stand, utasikia hii ndege inaenda Ngoro Ngoro ukikaa unafika so watu wanaasume ipo Kenya wanaanza itumia KQ mwisho wa siku Air Tanzania inakosa watalii or watalii wengi wanaishia NBO kuja kutupigia kelele ya namba.

Ndio maana Tz ilipopiga marufuku Tour Van za Kenya kuingia bongo kutalii walilia weee.

Huoni kila wakilimwa ban KQ kutua Dar haipiti siku wanakuja kujichekesha chekesha, maana tukiwazuia uongo wote

Wa Kilimanjaro ipo Kenya, Serengeti iko Kenya, Ngorongoro iko Kenya unakufa.

Imagine mtalii atue na hujui unampelekaje Kilimanjaro?

Walikuwa wanawapitisha Sirari kuwaleta Serengeti.

Sema ndio hivyo, uongo huwa una mwisho.

Imagine ,tungejichanganya na Single tourist Visa??

 

[President of China]

Muda wa nyau kupote JF sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Kenya is beautiful ❤️View attachment 3337938

Iyo nguvu mnngetumia kutangaza mount kenya labda ungejulikana zaidi ya mlima ruwenzori

 

[concordile 101]

And Kenya doesn't lose 10,000 houses to fires in a day.
Perhaps we have better fire fighting capabilities 😂😂😂

View: https://youtu.be/JYAQbURXPmw?si=Np_6ebmOeQjIwZb9


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

wamechomewa tena na ruto 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1924013676685820426?s=46

 

[Mpwimbe]

wamechomewa tena na ruto 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1924013676685820426?s=46

Wajenge basi, soko hata kama la Kisutu.

 

[President of China]

Wajenge basi, soko hata kama la Kisutu.

Ndani ya soko hilo wakae Jaluo au Gikuyu?

 

[Teargass]

I had actually made a long post on this hadi nikashare bei za Kenya za pizza zote nikaona heri nisipoteze wakati juu huyo ninayemjibu hananga akili. 🤣 🤣

I’m sure hata Pizza hajawaiona in real life. Yani mtu analinganisha bei ya small pizza na Extra large Pizza, watanzania ni washamba sana.

 

[Teargass]

Yet hapo Dar 80% mnaishi kwa single room vyoo vya nje.

You should specify that they are not toilets but instead they are using latrines. Toilets Tanzania ni kwa wenye pesa.

 

[NairobiWalker]

You should specify that they are not toilets but instead they are using latrines. Toilets Tanzania ni kwa wenye pesa.

Sure, latrines. Niliuliza jamaa bei ya rent huko, alinitajia bei za single room pekee nikajua huku mambo ni ya single room.

 

[Teargass]

This is next level, cheki hizo model za gari 😃😃View attachment 3337997

This time round hawakukodi tour bus from South Africa?😂🤣

 

[Teargass]

Haha yaan 200,000 acres zitimize 41 ya demand yenu annual, sasa hivi annual production Iko kwenye 3.2mil tonnes against total demand ya 5mil
Hapo bado mnaongezeka tu

That’s already more than 50%, wewe uogopi kwamba Galana itawapotezea soko ya Mahindi Kenya?

 

[Mpwimbe]

Ndani ya soko hilo wakae Jaluo au Gikuyu?

Nairobi ni ya wote.

Gikuyu wakae Mlima Kenya.

Jaluo warudi Kisumu.