Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mpwimbe]

Huwa tunawaonea huruma na kununua a good number from Tanzania, last time vile Tulienda Kununua Mahindi Mexico mlilia kweli kweli.

Kwahiyo, siyo tena Wakenya wanaokuja kulima TZ ila huwa mnahurumia TZ ??

Tulilia, leta ushahidi?

 

[President of China]

Nairobi ni ya wote.

Gikuyu wakae Mlima Kenya.

Jaluo warudi Kisumu.

Watauana

 

[President of China]

Huwa tunawaonea huruma na kununua a good number from Tanzania, last time vile Tulienda Kununua Mahindi Mexico mlilia kweli kweli.

Ubongo wako upo matakoni

 

[Teargass]

Kwahiyo, siyo tena Wakenya wanaokuja kulima TZ ila huwa mnahurumia TZ ??

Tulilia, leta ushahidi?

We do both, buying and farming in Tz.

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[Mpwimbe]

We do both, buying and farming in Tz.

Kenyans are very stupid. It's your stupidity that keeps you moving.

Nilikuwa nasoma comments hapa za trucks zinazopeleka mizigo Kenya.

Kenya wanajifariji, kuwa hizo Trucks ni za Wakenya, zimesajiliwa tu TZ.

You always find a way to console yourself😅😅😅

Matatizo hayaishi kwa kujifariji.


View: https://x.com/peteklemenza/status/1824449386144727391?t=PlTelf2Buy_svffYIzi4fA&s=19

 

[Teargass]

It seems like we are going back to Uhuru era when Construction was the talk of the town.


View: https://youtu.be/3E5iuEkRTXA?si=uooGntzmeYbEN8NL

 

[Teargass]

Kenyans are very stupid. It's your stupidity that keeps you moving.

Then Tanzanians must be the SI Unit of that Stupidity.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Then Tanzanians must be the SI Unit of that Stupidity.

Okay, Trucks owned by Kenyans, registered in Tanzania (because registering here is cheap), loaded with goods farmed by Kenyans in Tanzania, transported to Kenya.

Haya Enjoy.

You are very developed like Europe.



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[Teargass]

Okay, Trucks owned by Kenyans, registered in Tanzania (because registering here is cheap), loaded with goods farmed by Kenyans in Tanzania, transported to Kenya.

Haya Enjoy.

You are very developed like Europe.



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Kwani hujui Kenya is like Europe to Tanzanians? Hata Juzi Mama Samia confessed that Nairobi is like London to Tanzanians.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Okay, Trucks owned by Kenyans, registered in Tanzania (because registering here is cheap), loaded with goods farmed by Kenyans in Tanzania, transported to Kenya.

Haya Enjoy.

You are very developed like Europe.



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🤣🤣🤣🤣 huyo si tu mpumbavu, huyo ni zaidi ya upumbavu. Ana kilema cha akili au ni mdumavu wa akili. 🤣🤣🤣 naona ume deal nae vile anavyo deserve

 

[Geza Ulole]

Then Tanzanians must be the SI Unit of that Stupidity.

then multiplied by a parameter u get the actual stupidity of Kundustans!

 

[Mpwimbe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 huyo si tu mpumbavu, huyo ni zaidi ya upumbavu. Ana kilema cha akili au ni mdumavu wa akili. 🤣🤣🤣 naona ume deal nae vile anavyo deserve

Akili zao karibu wote ziko hivyo

 

[Mpwimbe]

Okay, Trucks owned by Kenyans, registered in Tanzania (because registering here is cheap), loaded with goods farmed by Kenyans in Tanzania, transported to Kenya.

Haya Enjoy.

You are very developed like Europe.



View: https://x.com/peteklemenza/status/1824449386144727391?t=PlTelf2Buy_svffYIzi4fA&s=19

Na huu ni mpaka mmoja tu.

Bado Horohoro Tanga - Machungwa
Sirari, Tarime
Rombo , Tarakea
Holili, Rombo.

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[President of China]

Will Paul kafanya nini mwaka huu?

 

[Kosugi]

Tena leo story imechange to Pizza inapika nyumbani? Si huko mbeleni Mlisema Pizza ni junk na ni bad for health? How come tena manzi pika nyumbani?

Anyway what I know hizi zote are just excuses of not eating Pizza.

Kichaa wewe Tanzania most of junks foods tunapika nyumbani.
Naweza hata nikakurekodia video Mimi nikipika hiyo pizza unayoila kwa bei kubwa hapo Nairobi.
Kenya washamba wa vyakula ndio maana hata chapati mnaona kama chakula Cha anasa.
Washamba nyie .

 

[Kosugi]

Pizza, Burger ni american foods.

Sioni ufahari wowote wa kula foods za aian hiyo.

We have our own delicious foods

Pia ukiachana na hilo kaka Tanzania ni mafundi wa vyakula hivyo vyakula kwetu tunapika nyumbani hatuna ulazima kwenda mahotelini ama mall n.k n.k.
Shida Kenya mapishi hawajui ni washamba wa vyakula.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Pia ukiachana na hilo kaka Tanzania ni mafundi wa vyakula hivyo vyakula kwetu tunapika nyumbani hatuna ulazima kwenda mahotelini ama mall n.k n.k.
Shida Kenya mapishi hawajui ni washamba wa vyakula.

Wanafikiri kila mtu anapenda kuishi kwenye apartments na kula migahawani

 

[Kosugi]

Wanafikiri kipa mtu anapenda kuishi kwenye apartments na kula migahawani

Wana maisha ya ushamba ushamba mwingi sana aisee 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Wana maisha ya ushamba ushamba mwingi sana aisee 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Mimi siwalaumu sana.

Unajua Kenya SLUMS nyingi zimejengwa KITUMWA.

Yaani kunakuwa na RICH ESTATE karibu na SLUM, then watu wa SLUM wanafanya kazi kwenye RICH NEIGHBOURHOOD.

Kwahiyo, wanakuwa wanaona, wakipata vipesa wanahama hapo SLUM wanenda kupanga kwenye vi-apartment kwenye rich neighbourhood, ambako unakuta kuna migahawa, na malls.

Ndio ndoto zao, ndio maana ushamba mwingi.