Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Hamna local flights zinkendes Nakuru Ukunyani!
 
Fool Aloyce Simbu came 2nd in Kilimanjaro marathon 2025!
 

Now these are proper events, sio ushamba ya kutupostia harusi hapa kama wamama wa salon.
 
Dar is a slum is very slow, can't catch up with Nairobi's fast pace. 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/MissKiaga/status/1909606287144263948
Umeelewa alichoandika? Actually kasifia Dar round the clock vibing! from groceries n security to free WIFI!

View: https://x.com/melanin_afrique/status/1909923426640293930
Damn why are bongolalas so slow. OMG
The first part of the sentence inasema Nairobi is like Dar on coke. Yani Nairobi ni kama Dar on cocaine, in short ukitumia coke hua umechangamka more than usual. Waaaaa mbona mnakuanga slow hivi lakini.
Kwahiyo unakubali mko addicted kwenye coke
Leo mmenichesha kweli
nairobae why do you even bother, my tolerance level is not that mature 😂😂
 
Myamg'au wanaumia vibaya mno! 😂
 
Fool Aloyce Simbu came 2nd in Kilimanjaro marathon 2025!
Poor Simbu, he’s everything and everywhere, I admire his dedication and endurance.. but unfortunately he’s the only one you got and I hope you are working on his replacement soon . Your Athletics is just like your Football, a one way street ( just Simba and Yanga) . Beyond that there’s nothing worth to mention.
 
Mzee bwege tuondolee ujinga wako hapa
 
Hiyo nikama uniombe gari langu private uende ukalifanye matatu alafu useme ni lako kisa wewe ndio wa kwanza kulifanya matatu. 🚮🚮🚮

Kubalini you're the only country with a borrowed national anthem.
 
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