Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Alafu nje ya mahakama slum dwellers wanauza sukuma wiki, only in Kenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bongolala that's Masai Market, a burstling open-air mobile market that sells Maasai handicrafts, textiles, souvenirs, and different Maasai arts and form an essential part of Nairobi's cultural and shopping experience. Maasai markets in Nairobi are spread in different parts of the city including The Village Market (Fridays ), Yaya Center (Sundays ), Supreme Court parking lot ( Saturdays), Two Rivers Mall (Tuesdays), Capital Center (Wednesdays) and Lavington Mall (Thursdays). Hiyo picha ulipost hapo juu ni ya Supreme Court parking lot and that must have been on a Saturday.

Unafikiri Nairobi ni kama Dar yenu yenye slums right at the cbd?
 
Yes tm ndiyo maana tukaamua kujenga mpya inayo endana na mazingira yetu hata Ikulu na uwanja mpya wa msalato MSIA kwenu mmejenga kipi kipya tofauti na cha mkoloni kwani kwani unaumia ukiwa wapi kibera, pipeline, korokocho au wapi
Unafikiri ukizoea maisha ya slum hapo Dar Kila mtu ni vivyo hivyo!😂
 
Hujajibu hoja unarukia mada nyingine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 kwanini nje ya mahakama kuna parasols za kuuza vitumbua.? Unadai ni maasai market 🤣🤣🤣 sasa inakuaje nje ya jengo muhimu kama mahakama kuu kunakua na hawkers shades like this.? 👇🏾je hapa ni bunjumbura.? 🤣🤣
 
And in reality hawawezi lipa mishahara the irony?

Alafu we Kenge unajua tangazo moja la Simba social media linaweza lipa bills za hizo Shabana mwaka mzima?
Tulikuwa tunaongelea gate charges wewe nguruwe. Najua huwa hamlipi tickets za kuwatch locals games, and for a Tanzanian to watch a match basi hiyo match kiingilio ni bure.
 
Hebu tuambie walijenga lini hayo majengo, Imagine Mkunya kwa kuhusudu wazungu, Hata mavi yao anaweza sema ni mzuri.

Kunyans bana so Mabwana zenu ndio kipimo sio, haya basi nasikia mabwana zenu wanataka mwanaume akunjwe tuje kuwasaidia?
 
Wewe baboon unajua hata maasai market ni nini? That’s a highly regarded market in Kenya and all the important areas always have maasai market.
 
Bongolala, najua wewe ni mjinga ila jaribu kupunguza ujinga na majibizano za kijinga. I said that's Maasai market, a mobile market that operates on different locations across the city selling Maasai handicrafts, textiles and souvenirs to tourists. Understand the word MOBILE.

Afadhali sisi nje ya jengo juu kama mahakama exists an open-air market that operates once a week on a weekend. Nyinyi mbele ya jengo lenu muhimu, tena refu kushinda zote Tanganyika exists permanent mabati structures that exist Monday to Monday
 
Wewe baboon unajua hata maasai market ni nini? That’s a highly regarded market in Kenya and all the important areas always have maasai market.
Maasai market nje ya mahakama.? Tena na miamvuli imepauka kwa jua. 🤣🤣🤣 au unadhani huku TZ hakuna wamasai, au hatuna hizo maasai markets? Fala kweli hili govi.
 
Heheheheee mobile markets ya miamvuli hadi imechakaaa nje ya mahakama. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kubali kusindwa acha ufala.
 
Maasai market nje ya mahakama.? Tena na miamvuli imepauka kwa jua. 🤣🤣🤣 au unadhani huku TZ hakuna wamasai, au hatuna hizo maasai markets? Fala kweli hili govi.
Bongolala, kabla ya kushugulika na miavuli za Maasai market nje ya parking lot ya Supreme Court, shugulikeni na hizi slums nje ya ofisi zenu za bandari
 
Wewe baboon unajua hata maasai market ni nini? That’s a highly regarded market in Kenya and all the important areas always have maasai market.
Huyo kilaza anadhani that's a parment market there. Already told him it's a mobile market but bongolala ni bongolala tu. Doesn't even understand the word mobile in this context
 
Bongolala, kabila ya kushugulika na miavuki za Maasai market nje ya parking lot ya Supreme Court, shugulikeni na hizi slums nje ya ofisi zenu za bandari View attachment 3297131
Hii picha ni ya lini.? ngoja nikifyeke hichi kichaka chako chakujifichia kwanza. 🤣🤣🤣 unaona hapo hata MNF tower was not completed.? Hebu tueleze hii picha ni ya lini.?

Halafu tueleze what’s going on in Bangladesh .? 🤣🤣👇🏾
 
Hebu tuambie walijenga lini hayo majengo, Imagine Mkunya kwa kuhusudu wazungu, Hata mavi yao anaweza sema ni mzuri.

Kunyans bana so Mabwana zenu ndio kipimo sio, haya basi nasikia mabwana zenu wanataka mwanaume akunjwe tuje kuwasaidia?
You've spoken just like a Tanganyikan.
How many times do you guys share tweets here from the same wazungus with words of praise everytime they mention something good about Tanzania? Hypocrisy of the highest order. Mtaumia na bado!
 
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