Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Tell him the largest immigrants to the US come from Mexico, India and China then ask him kati ya hizo nchi tatu ni gani masikini kushinda Tanzania.

Wewe ni fala, hapo ni nchi gn developed ukiacha China ambayo inajulikana ni wafanyabiashara? Hao china wenyewe wanakuambia bado hawajawa developed nation.

 

[Nicxie]

Hata Arusha sidhani kuna Toyota showroom, bongoslum kila kitu ni dar is a slum na wakikosa Dar inabidii wakuje kutafuta Nairobi.

Alafu utasikia wakisema Kenya ni Nairobi tu wakati hali ni tete kwao lazima washuke Dar Kwa karibu kila kitu au wavuke waje Kenya

 

[Nicxie]

Wewe ni fala, hapo ni nchi gn developed ukiacha China ambayo inajulikana ni wafanyabiashara?

Tanzania ni nchi ya kulinganisha na Mexico au India in terms of development? Are you taking your meds well?

 

[Nicxie]

So, unashangaa shamba kuwepo dar? Kwani Nairobi hakuna mashamba? Kaeneo kenyewe kadogoo only 600 sqkm na bado kuna mbuga ya wanyama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tuletee habari ya mashamba(farming land) kuuzwa Nairobi tuone

 

[Nicxie]

As u call kibera "very specific place",nyie na umaskini na uchafu ni chanda na pete!

Bongolala umesahau nchi yako ndio inaongoza kwa umasikini ukanda huu? Mbona mnajiliwaza hivi!?

 

[nairobae]

So, unashangaa shamba kuwepo dar? Kwani Nairobi hakuna mashamba? Kaeneo kenyewe kadogoo only 600 sqkm na bado kuna mbuga ya wanyama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dar ni ushago na uswazi 90% 🤣 🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Mashamba ya mihogo yaleee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unafikiri Nairobi ni Dar yenye mashamba ya mihogo? Au nikuletee picha za mashamba ya mihogo ndani ya Dar?

 

[Nicxie]

Tangu juzi nilimwambia haijui Sinza zaidi ya kuokoteza picha mtandaoni tuu.

Sinza inawezalinganishwa na wapi Nairobi kijana? Sinza haingii hata Ngara robo

 

[Nicxie]

Ushago vibes, wanauziwa hadi mashamba ya kufanya kilimo in dar is a slum. 🤣🤣🤣


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Kuna kipindi nilileta humu picha za mashamba za mihogo ndani ya Dar. Tena mashamba makubwa sana. Tell me where in Nairobi you can get any farming land

 

[Nicxie]

Walichobaki nacho ni ku host draw tuu ili na wao wapate neema za CHAN 🤣🤣🤣

Jana mmoja wenu alisema hata hiyo draw haitafanyika Kenya. Less than 24 hours later, the storyline has changed to it's the only thing we'll do.

Do you guys remember when you said we'll not even construct talanta Stadium? Ile mshtuko itawapiga wakati tukihost both opening and closing ceremonies bado inapiga press-ups!!

 

[Nicxie]

Maghorofa yanajengwa wapi? 🤣🤣

Is this Dar es salaam?😳

 

[Nicxie]

Kwa hivo Vumbistan ni matajiri kushinda China, Germany, France na Belgium sivyo?
Napenda ulivyobadilisha mkondo from Tanzanians receive investments to remittances are for poor cuntries. 😂 😂
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Hawa ni desperation na ujinga ndio huwasumbua

 

[Sama boy 255]

You mean Mwanza Haina showroom ya Toyota! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Kitu hata Kisii town Iko nayo!

KISII TOYOTA DEALERSHIP

KISII TOYOTA

www.toyotakenya.ke

Alafu tukiwaambia wakenya wanamiliki magari mengi kuwaliko wanaleta kelele

Kwahiyo mnajidanganya halafu mnajichekesha 😂😂 hiyo Tanga tu my hometown unayo Toyota show room.

 

[nairobae]

Is this Dar es salaam?😳

Yes of course.

 

[nairobae]

Kwahiyo mnajidanganya halafu mnajichekesha 😂😂 hiyo Tanga tu my hometown unayo Toyota show room.

Pengine kwa ndoto zako, ebu tuonyeshe showroom ya Mwanza tucheke. 🤣 🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Pengine kwa ndoto zako. 🤣 🤣

Kilele na empty talk situmiagi mimi 👇🏾Toyota Tanzania Tanga - Google Search.

 

[nairobae]

Kilele na empty talk situmiagi mimi 👇🏾Toyota Tanzania Tanga - Google Search.

Showroom iko wapi hapo? Au unaita garage showroom.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Showroom iko wapi hapo? Au unaita garage showroom.

 

[nairobae]

Kilele na empty talk situmiagi mimi 👇🏾Toyota Tanzania Tanga - Google Search.

We mshamba showroom inafanana hivi kama hujui.

 

[nairobae]

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Mbona unaita garage showroom. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Huoni hata ni tyres zimeanikwa huko ndani.