Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

nyayo ilikataliwa na CAF, kasarani muliambiwa mpaka mwisho dec mpaka leo bado munatapatapa kifo cha mfamaji😂

Ebu onyesha penye tuliambiwa Mwisho wa December ndio deadline.

 

[Teargass]

Kariakoo pekee ina ghorofa nyingi kuliko ghorofa zinazopatikana nchi zote East and Central Africa combined.View attachment 3194623View attachment 3194624

Mombasa alone ina gorofa mingi kuliko Tanzania nzima.

 

[The best 007]

Sinza inakuchanganya akili. Come and Visit Sinza..utaicompare na kilimani mbona

Kwan hapa kuna roads. Yaan unaongea as if unatoka Singapore
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Mashamba ya mihogo yaleee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

alaf mjinga mmoja anakwambia north korea ni maskini kisa tu kasema america 😂

View: https://x.com/megatron_ron/status/1876405060328169815?s=46

 

[coodip1]

So hii ndo sinza yako? Au kwa kuwa umeona lile blue tower kwa mbali😂

I told you to visit Tanzania. I will host you.
Upunguze aibu Ndogo ndogo

Tangu juzi nilimwambia haijui Sinza zaidi ya kuokoteza picha mtandaoni tuu.

 

[coodip1]

So, walisomea hizo professions ili wasaidie nchi yao au wakasaidie nchi za wengine? Mbona wakenya wote ni wajinga namna hii? Hivi wewe nchi yako ingekuwa iko developed na fursa nyingi ungekimbilia nchi za watu? Kuweni na akili japo kdg basi. Kutokana na hali ngumu nchini kwenu na ukosefu wa fursa wakenya wengi wamekimbilia Tz, na wengi wao ni walimu, FYI Tz ni the biggest source of remittance kwa Kenya kwa hapa Africa, hapo utasema nani maskini?

They have a serious issue of brain drain. Yaani kodi za wavuja jasho wa Kenya zinatumika kusomesha watoto ili wajenge nchi yao hapo baadae wao wanaenda kujenga nchi zilizojengeka tayari and they end up kuridhika na peanuts in the name of remittances. Aliyewaloga kweli kafa 🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sinza inakuchanganya akili. Come and Visit Sinza..utaicompare na kilimani mbona

Kwan hapa kuna roads. Yaan unaongea as if unatoka Singapore
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Ila huu ni mtaa wa hadhi ya chini Kenya. Hiyo sinza ndio Kilimani yenu.😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/HonMosiria/status/1876259234062721511

 

[instanbul]

Ila huu ni mtaa wa hadhi ya chini Kenya. Hiyo sinza ndio Kilimani yenu.😂😂

Au sio.
Na hio sio kibera, wala Mathare, kawangware, nk

Sema mna mazingira mabovu kinyama
Na hapa ndo kuna km 7000 za lami?....kimji chenye 600sqkm na national park within

 

[NairobiWalker]

Au sio.
Na hio sio kibera, wala Mathare, kawangware, nk

Sema mna mazingira mabovu kinyama
Na hapa ndo kuna km 7000 za lami?....kimji chenye 600sqkm na national park within
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First of all, this photo is not even Nairobi. Secondly usisahau 700 sq. km of Dar's 1500 sq, km ni ushago.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrCul3aMlY

 

[President of China]

First of all, this photo is not even within the 678 sq. km of Nairobi. Ndio maana huwa tunawaaambia Nairobi Metro is way bigger than Dar metro hamsikii. Secondly usisahau 700 sq. km of Dar's 1500 sq, km ni ushago.
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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrCul3aMlY

Story za mwaka jana. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mwezi wa pili. Tulishatoka huko mzee. Tanzania is moving forward

 

[nairobae]

Ushago vibes, wanauziwa hadi mashamba ya kufanya kilimo in dar is a slum. 🤣🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/DalaliMoyodsm/status/1839256439648346354

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ila huu ni mtaa wa hadhi ya chini Kenya. Hiyo sinza ndio Kilimani yenu.😂😂

Aisee, makubwa. 😅 Sinza haipo hata katika mitaa mizuri hapa bongo Dar es Salaam kama ulikua hujui

 

[Nicxie]

Bongoslum is a one city country. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mwanza their second largest city hata showroom ya Toyota hakuna, yet it's the most popular car brand in bongoslum.

You mean Mwanza Haina showroom ya Toyota! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Kitu hata Kisii town Iko nayo!

Our dealerships | Toyota Kenya

Find the nearest CFAO Mobility Toyota dealership. Network of certified dealerships. Opening hours, addresses, and contact details available.

www.toyotakenya.ke

Alafu tukiwaambia wakenya wanamiliki magari mengi kuwaliko wanaleta kelele

 

[NairobiWalker]

Bongoslum is a one city country. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mwanza their second largest city hata showroom ya Toyota hakuna, yet it's the most popular car brand in bongoslum.

Yani ukitaka kununua gari lazima uende Darislum alafu wako humu wanatuambia Kenya is a one city country. 😂 😂

 

[nairobae]

You mean Mwanza Haina showroom ya Toyota! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Kitu hata Kisii town Iko nayo!

Our dealerships | Toyota Kenya

Find the nearest CFAO Mobility Toyota dealership. Network of certified dealerships. Opening hours, addresses, and contact details available.

www.toyotakenya.ke

Alafu tukiwaambia wakenya wanamiliki magari mengi kuwaliko wanaleta kelele

Hata Arusha sidhani kuna Toyota showroom, bongoslum kila kitu ni dar is a slum na wakikosa Dar inabidii wakuje kutafuta Nairobi.

 

[The best 007]

Ushago vibes, wanauziwa hadi mashamba ya kufanya kilimo in dar is a slum. 🤣🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/DalaliMoyodsm/status/1839256439648346354

So, unashangaa shamba kuwepo dar? Kwani Nairobi hakuna mashamba? Kaeneo kenyewe kadogoo only 600 sqkm na bado kuna mbuga ya wanyama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

So are you assuming everyone who migrate to the US for an opportunity is from a poor country?…..Mr Watchman … stick to your rungu speciaty….

Tell him the largest immigrants to the US come from Mexico, India and China then ask him kati ya hizo nchi tatu ni gani masikini kushinda Tanzania.

 

[The best 007]

Tell him the largest immigrants to the US come from Mexico, India and China then ask him kati ya hizo nchi tatu ni gani masikini kushinda Tanzania.

Wewe ni fala, hapo ni nchi gn developed ukiacha China ambayo inajulikana ni wafanyabiashara? Hao china wenyewe wanakuambia bado hawajawa developed nation.

 

[Nicxie]

Hata Arusha sidhani kuna Toyota showroom, bongoslum kila kitu ni dar is a slum na wakikosa Dar inabidii wakuje kutafuta Nairobi.

Alafu utasikia wakisema Kenya ni Nairobi tu wakati hali ni tete kwao lazima washuke Dar Kwa karibu kila kitu au wavuke waje Kenya