Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

sawa mimi nakubaliana nawewe lakini baada ya kugundua angeifuta ili kuonesha kuwa alikosea, hiyoo imemtolea credebility , then lazima ujue mifumo ya malipo baina nchi iko tofauti, kwenye auditing malipo yoyote lazima yambatane na credible receipt, kwa ile statement aliyoileta hapa no body can verify kuwa malipo yamefanyika , na electronic receipts mara nyingi huwa na barcode ambayo ukiscan itakuletea details zote za malipo ikiwamo tarehe mnunuzi, bidhaa nunuliwa, kwa hivyo tu ndo unaweza jidhirisha kuwa malipo yamefanyika kwa kile alichopresent bado kuna ukakasi wa kuamini kuwa yale yamefanyika

kwenye auditing malipo yoyote lazima yambatane na credible receipt,

Sasa unataka nikuonyeshe receipt nani atakuja kuniaudit? Auditing is done on the seller and they remained with their receipt, sasa mimi mbona unataka nikuonyeshe receipt?

kwa ile statement aliyoileta hapa no body can verify kuwa malipo yamefanyika , na electronic receipts mara nyingi huwa na barcode ambayo ukiscan itakuletea details zote za malipo ikiwamo tarehe mnunuzi, bidhaa nunuliwa, kwa hivyo tu ndo unaweza jidhirisha kuwa malipo yamefanyika kwa kile alichopresent bado kuna ukakasi wa kuamini kuwa yale yamefanyika

Bar code iko na details zangu and that’s why I covered it. So in short you don’t trust MPESA receipt?😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

medical allowance, house allowance , telephone allowance, electricity allowance hizo ni fringe benefits. mnaweza mkawa level moja ya misha labda letsay TJS mmoja akawa na fringe benefits na mwingine asiwe nazo.
na malipo ya mishahara yanapotoka hayaambatani na fringe benefits kwenye batch moja ya malipo.

Haya, tuoneshe polisi wa Vumbistan wanalipwa pesa ngapi tufunge mjadala.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Both

Sasa nani hajui kiingereza?

 

[Teargas]

Both

What’s the difference between bus body fabrication and bus body building?

 

[concordile 101]

Haya, tuoneshe polisi wa Vumbistan wanalipwa pesa ngapi tufunge mjadala.

mimi nimetoa yako wewe lete yangu

 

[concordile 101]

Sasa unataka nikuonyeshe receipt nani atakuja kuniaudit? Auditing is done on the seller and they remained with their receipt, sasa mimi mbona unataka nikuonyeshe receipt?

Bar code iko na details zangu and that’s why I covered it. So in short you don’t trust MPESA receipt?😂😂

hakuna anayemfanyia mwenzie auditing hapa, ila nimechokuelekeza ni kuwa kwangu ili niamini risiti yyote lazima ni verify kila detail na kwasababu sina access ya mfumo wako the only thing ilikuwa barcode.
in auditing anything that cannot be verified beyond reasonable doubt is invalid. kwa naomba tu uichukulie hivyo, lakin siko hapa kutaka kujua hela zako so ishu ya risit yako tuifunge kwasabab huwez nilazimishe niamini na hatuko hapa kumtafuta mwizi wa hela ya serikali ila discussion

 

[concordile 101]

Biashara there are high chances of it running at a loss. Watu wangapi wanawekeza mamilioni kwa biashara which later on the business collapses due to losses? MMF you will never experience loss.

most ya wanaofanya biashara wakafeli wanakuwa na assumption kubwa na hawataki kuanza chini

 

[Teargas]

hakuna anayemfanyia mwenzie auditing hapa, ila nimechokuelekeza ni kuwa kwangu ili niamini risiti yyote lazima ni verify kila detail na kwasababu sina access ya mfumo wako the only thing ilikuwa barcode.
in auditing anything that cannot be verified beyond reasonable doubt is invalid. kwa naomba tu uichukulie hivyo, lakin siko hapa kutaka kujua hela zako so ishu ya risit yako tuifunge kwasabab huwez nilazimishe niamini na hatuko hapa kumtafuta mwizi wa hela ya serikali ila discussion

Believe whatever you want😂😂🤣😂.

 

[Teargas]

most ya wanaofanya biashara wakafeli wanakuwa na assumption kubwa na hawataki kuanza chini

And that’s why it’s safe either invest in Saccos, MMF, bonds, stock market, etc.

Biashara inaezakulamba vibaya sana.

 

[Teargas]

It didn’t end well with the South African😂😂.

The only vehicle in Africa nganya culture aka Matwana Culture.


View: https://x.com/Thelumusa_Nkosi/status/1835559546812563766

 

[Teargas]

Kisumu

The municipal houses on the right side do be demolished and replaced with a 17 floors 18 towers.

 

[concordile 101]

And that’s why it’s safe either invest in Saccos, MMF, bonds, stock market, etc.

Biashara inaezakulamba vibaya sana.

biashara ni rahisi ila inakutaka uishi kama maskini, hiyo ndo siri

 

[NairobiWalker]

mimi nimetoa yako wewe lete yangu

I knew you were useless. A waste of time.

 

[concordile 101]

It didn’t end well with the South African😂😂.

The only vehicle in Africa nganya culture aka Matwana Culture.


View: https://x.com/Thelumusa_Nkosi/status/1835559546812563766

kuna kitu hapa hamjaelewana. natoa mfano wa mwanamke kuna demu wewe ukimuona unahisi kama uko kwa yesu hata kama ana mapengo utasema hakuna demu mzuri kama huyo, ila ukienda kwa mtu mwingine anamuona kama takataka. sasa kwa ishu ya nganya kwenu kenyans kwa sababu ni your culture lazima utaiona kuwa ni superb ila msouth ataona kama ni uchafu. so kwa issue nganya ni kile mtu anaprefer machoni pake.

 

[concordile 101]

I knew you were useless. A waste of time.

useless my name imekuuma

 

[concordile 101]

I knew you were useless. A waste of time.

mkiambiwa ukweli mnakimbilia matusi hahaaaa,

 

[Teargas]

biashara ni rahisi ila inakutaka uishi kama maskini, hiyo ndo siri

And that’s why Saccos and MMF will forever be be better than Biashara, mbona ujinyime?

 

[concordile 101]

And that’s why Saccos and MMF will forever be be better than Biashara, mbona ujinyime?

wakat unaaanza lazima ujinyime ila ikashabamba unasahau maumivu

 

[concordile 101]

And that’s why Saccos and MMF will forever be be better than Biashara, mbona ujinyime?

accos itakufanya ubweteke si unakuwa unajua una hela sehem

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kisumu

The municipal houses on the right side do be demolished and replaced with a 17 floors 18 towers.

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Hii kisumu bhana 😂😂😂😂 imekuaje hii kisumu ikapata status of being the 3rd most developed city in Kenya.? It’s a very small village center. Au ni sababu za kisiasa, (kama sisi huku bongo kuipa Mbeya city status 😂😂)