Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

No problem, mimi niliinunua ikiwa mpya, ninayo miaka saba sahii na bado inanipigia kazi ninayotaka. Hivi wewe huo mkokoteni wako ulinunua shilingi ngapi?

Miaka saba with Plate number KCF 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unambdanganya nani?

 

[Teargas]

Jamaa hata hajui rangi za nguo zinamaanisha nn, kavaa manguo ya mtumba alafu yote meusi mpaka SGR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Napenda black clothes. If you only use black to attend funerals then bado uko stone age. Kwanza hizo hizo ndio ntavaa nikikuja kukuzika cause I know you will die soon😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Kundudweller siku hizi huna hata hoja, unatuandikia taarabu tu. Kwisha habari yako

Wewe bwana Yani hadi Pastor mwenye anasaidiwa tu unaomba lift? Yani kununua hata baiskeli imekushinda😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Miaka saba with Plate number KCF 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unambdanganya nani?

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Wewe wapi yako?😂😂🤣😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Siku hizi tunapiga tunapiga hawa wachawi mangumi mazito zito 😂😂🤣😂. Ushaihumdua wenye wanapiga kelele hapa hata baiskeli hawana?😂

Again it’s good huko hapo Delta Corner, ebu piga hiyo barabara ya chini picha uonyeshe hawa wachawi kwamba that broken road wamekuwa wakipost here is no longer there.

Picha ni ya kitambo bro, siko hapo sahii.
Huyo jamaa wa kuomba lift anataka kuleta siasa kwa gari langu naye hata mkokoteni hana. Nimeachana naye. Mbona mtu wa University uanze kujibizana na mtu hakuenda hata kindergarten. 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wewe bwana Yani hadi Pastor mwenye anasaidiwa tu unaomba lift? Yani kununua hata baiskeli imekushinda😂😂🤣

Aliacha kupost picha za kupewa lift. Ulimpiga vibare hatari. 🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Picha ni ya kitambo bro, siko hapo sahii.
Huyo jamaa wa kuomba lift anataka kuleta siasa kwa gari langu naye hata mkokoteni hana. Nimeachana naye. Mbona mtu wa University uanze kujibizana na mtu hakuenda hata kindergarten. 🤣 🤣

Mimi Tangu aibe picha ya mwanaume mwingine nilijua huyo ni mtu bure sana. Yani jamaa hajiamini hadi anatumia picha ya other men to cheat us ati ni yeye😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

Siku hizi tunapiga tunapiga hawa wachawi mangumi mazito zito 😂😂🤣😂. Ushaihumdua wenye wanapiga kelele hapa hata baiskeli hawana?😂

Again it’s good huko hapo Delta Corner, ebu piga hiyo barabara ya chini picha uonyeshe hawa wachawi kwamba that broken road wamekuwa wakipost here is no longer there.

Ngoja sasa nikuogopeshe zaidi:

Picha uliyoweka uliipiga August 19, 2024 11:31

Location: 1 deg 25' 0.40" S, 36 deg 57' 7.67" E

Camera LensModel: Pixel 7 Pro back camera 6.81mm f/1.85

 

[Teargas]

Aliacha kupost picha za kupewa lift. Ulimpiga vibare hatari. 🤣🤣

Picha za lift ni rahisi kujua. Always huwa zinapigwa either back seat and kwa passenger’s seat. Zake zote zilikuwa back seat😂😂🤣😂.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Napenda black clothes. If you only use black to attend funerals then bado uko stone age. Kwanza hizo hizo ndio ntavaa nikikuja kukuzika cause I know you will die soon😂😂🤣

Huo ni ushamba aina gani? Hawa majamaa bana. Mimi T-Shirt zangu zote ni black or white, jeans zangu ni black, grey and blue. Yani hawa ni wale utawapata wamevaa trao ya yellow na shati ya pink. 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Ngona sasa nikuogopeshe zaidi:

Picha uliyoweka uliipiga August 19, 2024 11:31

Location: 1 deg 25' 0.40" S, 36 deg 57' 7.67" E

Camera LensModel: Pixel 7 Pro back camera 6.81mm f/1.85

Ni picha gani nimeweka mimi? Kwani ushachanganyikiwa asubuhi saa hii?😂😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Aliacha kupost picha za kupewa lift. Ulimpiga vibare hatari. 🤣🤣

Acha kukwepa hoja. Safisha gari. Wewe ni mchafu

 

[President of China]

Ni picha gani nimeweka mimi? Kwani ushachanganyikiwa asubuhi saa hii?😂😂🤣😂

wewe na NairobiWalker aka KIberaWalker mnatumia nafsi moja

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mimi Tangu aibe picha ya mwanaume mwingine nilijua huyo ni mtu bure sana. Yani jamaa hajiamini hadi anatumia picha ya other men to cheat us ati ni yeye😂😂🤣

Huyo huwa hananga akili. Heri Sama Boy. Sama Boy ni umaskini tu humsumbua na kujaribu kufit in kwa kupinga kila kitu hata kile kinachoonekana wazi ila kuna points akimake unaona kidogo ni mtu ana akili. Huyu hapa na Mgonjwa matapiko ni buuureee. Jamaa hazinanga akili kabisa. 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Huo ni ushamba aina gani? Hawa majamaa bana. Mimi T-Shirt zangu zote ni black or white, jeans zangu ni black, grey and blue. Yani hawa ni wale utawapata wamevaa trao ya yellow na shati ya pink. 🤣 🤣

Kitu nimegundua na hawa watu wengi wao ni washamba lakini ukiwaambia wanakuambia ati mara sijui fikira za umaskini😂😂🤣😂.

Hao wanajua nguo za black huwa tu za matanga alafu za white ni za Harusi Amad sherehe 😂😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Huyo huwa hananga akili. Heri Sama Boy. Sama Boy ni umaskini tu humsumbua na kujaribu kufit in kwa kupinga kila kitu hata kile kinachoonekana wazi ila kuna points akimake unaona kidogo ni mtu ana akili. Huyu hapa na Mgonjwa matapiko ni buuureee. Jamaa hazinanga akili kabisa. 🤣 🤣

Kundudwellers bhana. Hebu tuoneshe utajiri wako hapa tucheke

 

[Teargas]

Huyo huwa hananga akili. Heri Sama Boy. Sama Boy ni umaskini tu humsumbua na kujaribu kufit in kwa kupinga kila kitu hata kile kinachoonekana wazi ila kuna points akimake unaona kidogo ni mtu ana akili. Huyu hapa na Mgonjwa matapiko ni buuureee. Jamaa hazinanga akili kabisa. 🤣 🤣

Na Yule jamaa wa ukimwi with pale hands umewacha wapi?😂😂🤣😂.

Lakini fala zaidi ni huyu Venus something. Jamaa atakuambia yeye ni expert in almost everything but in reality hajui chochote, juzi tu hapa alishindwa kuhesabu number plates za gari akaanza matusi. 😂😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Huyo huwa hananga akili. Heri Sama Boy. Sama Boy ni umaskini tu humsumbua na kujaribu kufit in kwa kupinga kila kitu hata kile kinachoonekana wazi ila kuna points akimake unaona kidogo ni mtu ana akili. Huyu hapa na Mgonjwa matapiko ni buuureee. Jamaa hazinanga akili kabisa. 🤣 🤣

Mtu mwenye pesa utazunguka all social media kubishana na watu? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mtu mwenye pesa utazunguka all social media kubishana na watu? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Yes, social media relaxes mind especially where you engage idiots like you.

 

[President of China]

Yes, social media relaxes mind especially where you engage idiots like you.

Njoo na account zako zote. Leo ninawanyoosha.

Umasikini unawasumbua 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sasa unazunguka kubishana na watu kila social media, Huna kazi?