Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Wewe kama mtanzakundu huogopi👇View attachment 3077379

Unakesha kwenye media za Tanzania mpaka unaiba misemo ya Tanzania.

 

[The best 007]

Naona mpaka BRT lane, wewe huogopi?? 😘😘😘View attachment 3077381View attachment 3077382View attachment 3077383

Uchale huu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Malawi wanazungumza kingereza kizuri lakini wasichana wao wengi wanafanya kazi za ndani hapa bongo "house geli".
Unakutana na "house geli" anabonga kingereza kimenyooka. 😂😂😂

That means you're our Malawi. Mombasa is full of Tanzanian house girls. Nairobi is full of Ugandan, Rwandan and Burundian house girls.

 

[The best 007]

Hii AFCON tunaitaaka pekeyetu, hujaogopa mpaka sasa ??😎View attachment 3077416

Gofu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Buti la SGR, alafu angalia hiyo shati kubaabake 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 View attachment 3078039

Wewe jamaa wa virusi bwana mbona hutaki kuenda hospitali? Unangoja kuambukiza watu ukimwi ndio huanze kutibiwa?😂😂🤣

 

[buffalo44]

Kwamba Bus ndio mnapigiziana kelele?

Kuna nchi haina Organization ya public transportation inalinganishwa na Nchi yenye Modern and advanced public transportation.

Bus za kuchagua toka kampuni 3-4 vs Bus from 500 companies.

Nchi ambayo sehemu nyingine ni Fuso imechongwa?

While nchi nyingine kila routes same level.

Nipe mkoa ambao hauna Dedicated Bus companies?

Hao wanaobeza wachina je, wanajua kua kuna Companies za Bus zina Kabisa mkataba na kiwanda kutumia Basi zao tu kwa FLEET na kuwapa dealership privileged, hivyo kuwaungia wengine kununua.

Can they manage?

Au ndio waombe engine wachonge body?

 

[buffalo44]

Ligi ya Tanzania haijaiuza mtu pesa hiyo😂😂🤣

I see kijana kwa kujifurahisha uko vizuri

 

[buffalo44]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_AWyyUICx-/?igsh=bzBlN3QzcjZnaTVw

Si wana pesa nyingi kwa MPESA au sio Teargas why protest 20 Bob?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wale wa kubebwa ufala!

View: https://x.com/city_digest/status/1826676235201908826

See cancer center of Excelency!
CC: Teargas et al!

We are exposing the rot na unasema tunabebwa ufala. Unajua meaning ya kubebwa ufala wewe? Huko kwenu ndio mnabebwa ufala. Mnaibiwa mkiimba siisiiemu hoyee!

 

[The best 007]

Ndio vilaza wanatoka porini pole pole., bado wako vichakani, wasamehe hawajazoea wanaona ni ulaya eti🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wee huoni kama ulaya hapa 👇 👇

Vs👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Kwamba Bus ndio mnapigiziana kelele?

Kuna nchi haina Organization ya public transportation inalinganishwa na Nchi yenye Modern and advanced public transportation.

Bus za kuchagua toka kampuni 3-4 vs Bus from 500 companies.

Nchi ambayo sehemu nyingine ni Fuso imechongwa?

While nchi nyingine kila routes same level.

Nipe mkoa ambao hauna Dedicated Bus companies?

Hao wanaobeza wachina je, wanajua kua kuna Companies za Bus zina Kabisa mkataba na kiwanda kutumia Basi zao tu kwa FLEET na kuwapa dealership privileged, hivyo kuwaungia wengine kununua.

Can they manage?

Au ndio waombe engine wachonge body?

Nyinyi ndio mnapigania mambo ya bus companies. Sisi tunaongelea bus production which is not happening in Tanzania😂😂🤣. Kama kuna any bus production going on in Tz Ebu tuonyeshe the latest imetolewa lini.

Ya Kenya ndio hii hapa released yesterday.


View: https://x.com/ScaniaEA/status/1827040658743341539

 

[buffalo44]

Nyinyi mshaiuza player pesa ngapi? Remember Kariobangi Shark ni timu ndogo sana Kenya.

Toka huko kibera kijana mbona Singida Black Stars au Namungo wanaweza wapa mkaleta mtu akiwika unaanza ita REJECT ili mradi roho yako isuuzike.

Ligi nzima njaa kali

 

[RRONDO]

Lifetime dose

 

[buffalo44]

Na ndio ni expensive kuliko hizo Chinese buses. 😂😂🤣😂

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Una umasikini si wa dunia hii, bila shaka ulipokua mtoto mkikaanga chapati unazunguka nayo mtaa mzima unakula 😂😂😂😂

 

[RRONDO]

World class transportation.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hello Forestman😂😂🤣

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Hii picha hunichekesha sana.😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Una umasikini si wa dunia hii, bila shaka ulipokua mtoto mkikaanga chapati unazunguka nayo mtaa mzima unakula 😂😂😂😂

Huyo jamaa kuna comment zingine huwa nacheka sn, yani ana maneno ya kifukara mnooo, kuna muda mpaka nacheka, inawezekanaje mtu akafikiria kitu kama hiki, hayo maneno huwa nawasikia walalahoi (wanajiitaga hivyo) nahisi jamaa ametoka familia ya kimaskini sn na ndiyo maana mpaka leo hajui kuvaa licha ya kusema kapata kazi lkn angalia nguo anazovaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Toka huko kibera kijana mbona Singida Black Stars au Namungo wanaweza wapa mkaleta mtu akiwika unaanza ita REJECT ili mradi roho yako isuuzike.

Ligi nzima njaa kali

Show us your league biggest sell😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

Hii picha hunichekesha sana.😂😂

Hii ambayo ni halisi haikuchekeshi, unajifanya kucheka picha ya mnyama i'm 100% sure hii ndiyo picha inayokuchekesha👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mtu kashona t-shirt afu unaambiwa alienda 5✴️ hotel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇

 

[game over]

Napenda jinsi watanzania wanavyovaa smart wakitumia SGR.
World class infrastracture zinasababisha hata watu wavae kiworld class

Hakika sijaona hata mmojawapo wa Watanzania hawa akivaa koti kubwa oversize la mtumba kama wakunya kina Teargas .
bila shaka kwa mwonekano wa abiria hawa wa Train hizi za Kisasa zaidi Africa mashariki na kati ni wazi watanzania wanajiweza kiuchumi na pia vichwani wako sophisticated. Nami natafuta kasafari ka dom kasiko na agenda nikamwagilie moyo makao makuu ya nchi . Nitupie viwalo vya world class kwenye usafiri world class . Looks like hapa jukwaani ni mimi pekeangu sijadandia usafiri huu wa kinyamwezi.