Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Good night wakuu ngoja nilale kesho asubuhi kazini, hawa ma jobless wa kikenya tuwaache wajiliwaze na ugumu wa maisha yao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe fanya kazi hako ya watchman pole pole. Ati kulala, maybe ulale kwa nyasi😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Naomba uweke picha yangu tena alafu weka na yako chini ili watu wa comment nani mzee kati ya mm na wewe tafadhali 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hizi kucha zako ni za 50 yrs old man😂😂🤣🤣👇👇

 

[The best 007]

Wewe fanya kazi hako ya watchman pole pole. Ati kulala, maybe ulale kwa nyasi😂😂🤣

Mm ndio kichefuchefu wenu, nmerudi sasa, kesho tegemea kuona buti la SGR likiwa humu ndani, good night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mm ndio kichefuchefu wenu, nmerudi sasa, kesho tegemea kuona buti la SGR likiwa humu ndani, good night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ebu nikuulize, huu ni uchafu ama ugonjwa?😂😂🤣👇👇

 

[The best 007]

Remind them that their second City has no Any elevated road. Be it overpass, flyover or interchange 😂😂🤣

Our second city has electrified SGR your first City has only diesel and tofali flyovers to brag about.

 

[The best 007]

Mm ndiyo The best 007, nawahakikishia baadae asubuhi sitowaangusha ndugu zangu watanzania, nitapiga hawa mbwa mpaka wataomba poo, wacha niendelee kulala kwanza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huyo ni yule aliyeanza kazi,pia huyo ni daktari wa degree MD.
Ila wa elimu zaidi wana mshahara tofauti pia.
Mie ni C.O tu.
Halafu hawa Zoom Afrika ni waongo,Sychelles wanalipa mishahara mikubwa sana kuliko hiyo iliyotajwa hapo.

Si Kuna siku umekana humu kwamba uliacha kazi ya C.O sahii wewe ni mwanabiashara wa kuuza cocoa na ng'ombe? Uongo ni kazi ngumu.🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

NairobiWalker mtu amenitumia these pictures ati they look alike. Is it true?😂😂🤣
Sama boy 255 mimi sijakutaja jina. So usije kunipigia kelele hapa😂😂🤣
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Wacha!! 🤣🤣🤣

 

[chongchung]

Watanzania walitarajia Mobius ifungwe kabisa😂😂🤣

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Kwanza hata kulikua na garage Kunyaland au ni showrooms mbili hapa na pale?

Huyu mwanamke mmoja tu Tanzania at blink of an eye anafungua largest tractor manufacturing facility in Africa with the largest economic impact way more than mobius show rooms na hatusemi


View: https://x.com/AgricomAfrica/status/1820826101695877347?t=bd-gkeWkglS_AY7hMG_GkQ&s=19

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Nifate direct, mbn unaniogopa? Au nipost picha yako na baba ako vile mmeparara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tofauti ni kwamba, yeye anaongelea picha yako ya ukweli uliyopost mwenyewe, wewe umeokota picha mtandaoni unalazimisha awe yeye licha ya yeye kupost picha yake ya ukweli humu juzi. Inamaana kwamba uko desperate mfanane na kwa ndani unajua huwezi mfikia.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/MRBRIKILA1/status/1824249704772706573

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/tanroas/status/1824121254565028130

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/MkomboziHabari/status/1824153828612247838

 

[much know]

Hiyo maji iko kwa meza pekee is more expensive than zile takatak huwa unakula😂😂🤣

Tajiri hawezi ona maji ni expensive nyanya tafuta hela kama kenya maisha magumu kimbilia gulf.

 

[much know]

Naona uko negotiation stage na ushashikwa na baridi pia😂😂🤣🤣 ama 2022 pia nilikuwa najitumia messages?😂😂👇👇

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Broo tafuta hela achana na second hand clothes ni umasikini huo

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/HXZi8xpEv-M?si=tYIJDWRgls5n2DHy

 

[Filaria]

Warren Buffet is worth 136 billion dollars.. ( can buy Tanzania and still have some change)… he still resides in a modest old house and drives the same kind of car I drove 10 years ago ( Cadillac deville)….
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Uko sure huoni tatzo kweny zile picha? Huoni tatzo kwa ndug yako?😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

We nawe usitake nifukue makaburi, babayao255 naomba ile picha ya Watchman please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alafu shati yenyewe iko na mifuko miwili mbele. Sare ya watchman kabisa 🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

View: https://youtu.be/HXZi8xpEv-M?si=tYIJDWRgls5n2DHy

Teargas njoo uwasikilize wakenya wenye akili na exposure

 

[Filaria]

Watchman wanampa kazi ngumu ngumu ya kubeba mabegi mpka akateguka mikono 😂😂😂👇

White spots usually mean that your nails have experienced some sort of stress. The stress could be from an injury, like hitting your nail against a hard surface.

Embu onyesha hzo spot kwanza tuone unazungumzia nn😅