Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Mzee wa mindonga, kuna kipindi juzi juzi tu hapa alikuwa field ya kutumbua mishipa alivaa buti hilooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Buti lina mashavu aloooo 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 View attachment 3070996
View attachment 3070997
Leo kapiga buti la SGR kabisaa ☝️☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aisee huyu jamaa ni mshamba hata kupiga pasi hajui halafu watu mnampa airtime humu ndani!

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Tanzania ni umaskini tupu. Hadi fare za 50 bob wanashindwa kulipa😂😂🤣


View: https://x.com/eastafricatv/status/1824068062888198282

So hawa ni matajiri sio?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Yani wewe mwenye buti la SGR unaingia vi bar vya 200 sh ndio uite watu wenye train ya umeme maskini, haki ya mama wewe sio mzima 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3071014

Sijui kaacha wapi zile 'roller skates' alizonunua Gikomba, ha ha ha😎😎

 

[Teargas]

Aisee huyu jamaa ni mshamba hata kupiga pasi hajui halafu watu mnampa airtime humu ndani!

Mzee najua wewe hujui mambo ya fitting nyamaza😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Tanzanians have poor mindset, they think that ukiwa na pesa lazima uvae clads and trending clothes. No wonder most of them are poor😂😂🤣


Kuna mwingine niliona amenunua viatu vya 500 bob na ako na bedsheet moja😂😂🤣.

Anyway this the mentality between poor and rich people.

View attachment 3070792

Warren Buffet is worth 136 billion dollars.. ( can buy Tanzania and still have some change)… he still resides in a modest old house and drives the same kind of car I drove 10 years ago ( Cadillac deville)….

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/azamtvtz/status/1823783153171096017

 

[Teargas]

Umekosa point kijana wangu. Maisha yako ni ya chini mno. Nimekuonesha simple things umeanza kuhaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Nikikuonesha vitu vikubwa si utakimbia humu

Simple things gani. Ama kudownload picha za wanaume we gine?😂😂🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/MwananchiNews/status/1823757015250088309

 

[Teargas]

Warren Buffet is worth 136 billion dollars.. ( can buy Tanzania and still have some change)… he still resides in a modest old house and drives the same kind of car I drove 10 years ago ( Cadillac deville)….
View attachment 3071041View attachment 3071042

Watanzia ni wajinga kweli kweli😂😂🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Kenya’s new food tax risks trade spat with Tanzania

New levy will see traders pay an extra Sh20,000 per truckload of maize and Sh50,000 for rice.

www.thecitizen.co.tz

 

[Reborn tkd]

Napita 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂
White spots on your nails are sometimes a symptom of many systemic diseases, including diabetes, heart failure, HIV, liver cirrhosis and psoriasis.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/EOPY7-8ADIg?si=cSEy8_d8g7pWtUwl

 

[Teargas]

Napita 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂
White spots on your nails are sometimes a symptom of many systemic diseases, including diabetes, heart failure, HIV, liver cirrhosis and psoriasis.
View attachment 3071052

Alafu hapo mbele nbozi zinatoktoka😂😂🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Watanzia ni wajinga kweli kweli😂😂🤣

Huyo warren buffet ndiyo anavaa mshati kama huu 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[The best 007]

Alafu hapo mbele nbozi zinatoktoka😂😂🤣🤣

Kanalazimisha na mm nionekane miyeyusho hahahahahaaaaaa

 

[The best 007]

Napita 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂
White spots on your nails are sometimes a symptom of many systemic diseases, including diabetes, heart failure, HIV, liver cirrhosis and psoriasis.
View attachment 3071052

Angalia kwanza masomo niliyosoma achana na hayo mengine, nipongeze basha ako kwanza, kuhusu hayo magonjwa hususan HIV njoo nikupe dawa kama unao au ndugu yako yeyote.

 

[Reborn tkd]

Here comes muarabu to the rescue 😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Alafu hapo mbele nbozi zinatoktoka😂😂🤣🤣

Nbozi ndiyo nini we mchafukoge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Here comes muarabu to the rescue 😂😂😂View attachment 3071074

Nimekuuliza we pimbi, umeona masomo niliyochukua kule Advance? Alafu ngoja nkuulize, do you know what advance means? Have you ever attended any class? Are you married? If not, may I marry you madam?

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/GHLn6epuJtY?si=2x0IpeSj_y5r9W7Y