Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

NairobiWalker here is your ukimwi guy aka watchman/Cleaner aka The best 007 😂😂🤣👇👇


Mtu alisema ati anaezakuwa one of these three; Watchman, cleaner ama cook🤣🤣😂
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Sasa hapo nafikiri umepata jibu kwamba huyo na hili libaba hapa leusi tiii nani mkubwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇

 

[The best 007]

Amevaa shati ama shati ndio imemvaa?🤣🤣🤣

We nawe usitake nifukue makaburi, babayao255 naomba ile picha ya Watchman please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Wewe toka hapa utatuambikiza ukimwi bwana😂😂🤣 Wewe mzee wa 48yrs unataka kujilinganisha na mimi kijana mdogo wa 27yrs?😂

 

[The best 007]

Dah! Huyu ndio worst 007. Kapiga jersey ya watchman kabisa tena yuko ndani ya go down night shift 😂😂😂

Kwamba hujui dress code za wafanyakazi wa airport duniani auu? Wivu tuu, angalia kwanza jinsi nilivyo kama nafanania shida ulizonazo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Kwamba hujui dress code za wafanyakazi wa airport duniani auu? Wivu tuu, angalia kwanza jinsi nilivyo kama nafanania shida ulizonazo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hata cleaners wanataka hivo. So wewe cleaner ama watchman? Ebu tuambie ukweli😂😂 Alafu kucha zako are screaming suffering and poverty 🤣🤣😂

 

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Kwamba hujui dress code za wafanyakazi wa airport duniani auu? Wivu tuu, angalia kwanza jinsi nilivyo kama nafanania shida ulizonazo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uko na HIV? 😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

Senge yuko mpka na firimbii la kupuliza in case wezi wamembana pumbu huko chooni 😂😂😂

Wivuuuuu, kwani unadhani huyo mzee wa faivu sitaa oteli alikuwa hana hiyo picha? Lkn jiulize kwnn hakuwa anaipost, ni vile anajua inamuumiza, hata wewe pia inakuumiza, am not your level bibie wa mombasa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

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Wivuuuuu, kwani unadhani huyo mzee wa faivu sitaa oteli alikuwa hana hiyo picha? Lkn jiulize kwnn hakuwa anaipost, ni vile anajua inamuumiza, hata wewe pia inakuumiza, am not your level bibie wa mombasa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Picha ya uwatchman sio kitu ya kutafuta mara kwa mara. Mbona tukukumbushe masaibu yako? Alafu nenda hospitali usikufe hapa😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

Jamaa hakana Afya, no wonder akiskia mtu amekula 5* Hotel anashangaa😂😂🤣

Sorry kama leo niliwapiga kipigo cha mbwa mwizi mpaka mmeamua ku join kwa pamoja, mm ndiye The best 007 nikiamua kuichukua hii show naichukua effectively, ni vile nakuwa busy sana cku hizi, ila soon narudi kwenye game, leo niliweka gear number moja, nikirudi natia mkoba kabisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Sorry kama leo niliwapiga kipigo cha mbwa mwizi mpaka mmeamua ku join kwa pamoja, mm ndiye The best 007 nikiamua kuichukua hii show naichukua effectively, ni vile nakuwa busy sana cku hizi, ila soon narudi kwenye game, leo niliweka gear number moja, nikirudi natia mkoba kabisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe ni watchman bwana asubuhi nilisema ati huwa unajitokeza JF usiku tu time uko job kumbe i was right😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

Picha ya uwatchman sio kitu ya kutafuta mara kwa mara. Mbona tukukumbushe masaibu yako? Alafu nenda hospitali usikufe hapa😂🤣

Narudi kwenye game effectively, as soon as possible, mtakimbia wote, mana mm nikiamua kwenda kwa level zenu hakuna mkenya hata mmoja atathubutu kwenda na mm toe to toe, baba yenu MK 254 anaujua huu moto sembuse nyie Wakenya mashoga wa humu?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Huyu ndio anatusi watu humu daily? Huyu ndio anasema Wabongo wa humu wanakaa fiti?😂😂😂

Nifate direct, mbn unaniogopa? Au nipost picha yako na baba ako vile mmeparara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Wewe ni watchman bwana asubuhi nilisema ati huwa unajitokeza JF usiku tu time uko job kumbe i was right😂😂🤣

Nakuambia hivi narudi kwenye game effectively, mtakimbia humu wote nyie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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NairobiWalker mtu amenitumia these pictures ati they look alike. Is it true?😂😂🤣
Sama boy 255 mimi sijakutaja jina. So usije kunipigia kelele hapa😂😂🤣

 

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Nakuambia hivi narudi kwenye game effectively, mtakimbia humu wote nyie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mimi sibishani na wagonjwa wa ukimwi please.🤣🤣😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Naskia kwao yeye ndio katoboa kimaisha wakati ni mlinzi wa go down pale JNIA. 😂

Nakuzidi kwa vingi, nina elimu kuliko wewe, nina kazi nzuri nipo serikalini, handsome kuliko wewe, lucky enough mm ni mtanzania alafu wewe ni mkenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Sasa walinzi wa JNIA wanalipwa Shingapi kama doctor anapewa 70k, kuzaliwa vumbistan ni makosa sana 😀

Haka kanaonekana nimekaumiza kweli kweli siku ya leo, pole lkn si kwa ubaya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Mimi sibishani na wagonjwa wa ukimwi please.🤣🤣😂😂

Naomba uweke picha yangu tena alafu weka na yako chini ili watu wa comment nani mzee kati ya mm na wewe tafadhali 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

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Good night wakuu ngoja nilale kesho asubuhi kazini, hawa ma jobless wa kikenya tuwaache wajiliwaze na ugumu wa maisha yao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Naomba uweke picha yangu tena alafu weka na yako chini ili watu wa comment nani mzee kati ya mm na wewe tafadhali 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Nenda hospitalini ukatibiwe malaya hii😂😂🤣. Hiyo HIV yenye umebeba itakumaliza hivi karibuni😂😂🤣