Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[buffalo44]

It seems you are new here. Let me list down my principles for your sake;

• I don’t post to impress anybody.
• I’m not here to teach or educate anybody.
• I’m not here to be anybody’s role model.
• I don’t look for validation and approval from anyone.
• I’m not here to make friendship.
• I state facts how they are, no matter how hurting they might be to you.

So if you want to learn, I would advise you to go back to your parents.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Baada ya kuandika hivi tubu basi. Uongo ni dhambi.

 

[buffalo44]

View: https://twitter.com/C_NyaKundiH/status/1789668205541179644

Hii imenisikitisha sana Africa bado sana kwa west ukijifanya kidume kuna sehemu nyingi za kushikwa kende.

Hakuna Option kabisa?

Maana zamani walikua hawapo makatili kwenye chakula ila baada ya Ukraine and Russia wala soko la ngano na vibano kwa meli ya chakula ilileta picha mbaya.

Bongo japo tunazalisha still tunahitaji balance maana mkulima hatulimii bure anataka kuexport soko la ndani bei ipo chini kwa mkulima hivyo upenyo wa uhaba wa nafaka ukitokea stock ya wakulima inafanyiwa export nchi inaingia kwa uhaba wa nafaka bei inapaa maisha yanakua magumu.

So siku wakigeukia internet kama kifinyo si itakua balaa.

 

[President of China]

Mimi mambo ya elimu hakuna haja nizungumzie the day I realized Kenyan teachers are in high demand in Tanzania

Wanafundisha English Nursery Schools.

 

[chongchung]

Cheki elimu ya kibongo ilivyo tough kubabake. Hizi ni papers nilizofanya mimi kwenye history kama kipimo cha kunivusha University

history 2 View attachment 2991143history 1👇View attachment 2991142 nyie wapumbavu Teargas tunajua ili mbushane na sisi, huwa mna Google tu, 🤣🤣 now i want you to know that hizi vitu sisi huku bongo tunavisoma tangu Darasani. Na wewe pia uje hapq mwaiofhawaii.

Elimu ya Kunyaland ikienda mbali sana inafika kwa wakalenjin 😁😁 sasa uwaambie mambo ya black American sijui Italy, German, Japan, Columbus, Napoleon huko mpaka professors wao watakushangaa 😁😁😁

 

[Teargas]

Elimu ya Kunyaland ikienda mbali sana inafika kwa wakalenjin 😁😁 sasa uwaambie mambo ya black American sijui Italy, German, Japan, Columbus, Napoleon huko mpaka professors wao watakushangaa 😁😁😁

Tanzanian University exams😂😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/ChineseEmbTZ/status/1790982578490519589

 

[Sama boy 255]

Elimu ya Kunyaland ikienda mbali sana inafika kwa wakalenjin 😁😁 sasa uwaambie mambo ya black American sijui Italy, German, Japan, Columbus, Napoleon huko mpaka professors wao watakushangaa 😁😁😁

Elimu ya jirani zetu ni upuuzi mtupu 🤣🤣🤣 no wonder hawajui chochote kuhusu Africa na maendeleo.. nimegundua kumbe ili wajibizane na sisi huku, Google ndio msaada wao.

 

[game over]

My ambitions were not inclined towards physics. I had already had two science subjects which were key to the course that I was eyeing for, why should I go for physics which was not important in that course?

Vingereza broken Mobu ila ukweli kwenye science nyie ni wabovu tu, Wachovu kabisa .

 

[babayao255]

Six hours kwenye treni inayo tembea 200 km per hour. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/zakaria8358/status/1790696506879525268?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

 

[chongchung]

Nikupe maswali za mtoto wa form four, huo mtihani unaeza jibu wewe.?🤣🤣 kwa upumbavu huu. 👇View attachment 2991182View attachment 2991183

Maswali ya kipumbavu sana haya, hata mtanzania layman anajibu vizuri kabisa huu uchafu, wao wanazingatia grammar nafikiri kwenye mitihani wanayotunga, suala la content ya mtihani sio kipaumbele chao kabisa

 

[ichoboy01]

Wimbo umegeuka kutoka kwa tuna dry port kubwa Sana yenu ni ndogo mpaka kwala iko 90km from dar slum. Kwaivyo kila kitu lazima kiwe dar? 😅😅😅😅

We mwehu nini kwala ni dar ?? Ulidanganywa na Nani?? Kwala iko ndani ya mkoa wa pwani sio dar, wala huna chakujipa matumaini hapa🤣🤣

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Kenya wapo kimya kimya tu. 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Vodacom wako vizuri aisee, nimepata na 2GB za pole buree kutoka kwao leo 🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/east_facts/status/1790049423109562729

Haya wako wapi wale wapuuzi Teargas

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

 

[chongchung]

Tanzanian University exams😂😂😂

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Paper ya high-school maswali yote ni kuhusu vijiji na waganga wa Kunyaland tu ina maana ninyi hampo duniani? 😁😁

 

[chongchung]

Elimu ya jirani zetu ni upuuzi mtupu 🤣🤣🤣 no wonder hawajui chochote kuhusu Africa na maendeleo.. nimegundua kumbe ili wajibizane na sisi huku, Google ndio msaada wao.

Elimu yote ya Kunyaland kuanzia elementary school mpaka PhD ni sawa na elimu ya ordinary level Tanzania 😁😁

 

[ichoboy01]

Six hours kwenye treni inayo tembea 200 km per hour. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/zakaria8358/status/1790696506879525268?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

Nilikua nasema hapa bus kutoka Mombasa kwenda Nairobi ni 7 hours inakuaje SGR inachukua another 7hours including from SGR station to destinations kwasababu ukiangalia all station ziko nje ya miji lazma umalize 1hr again 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Yani Sioni economic impact ya SGR zaidi ya kua ni white elephant project na ukiwaambia ukweli wanakua wakali kabisa

 

[President of China]

View: https://twitter.com/WizaraSanaa/status/1790975346478649654?t=Hsk0E6A_7MY6GqjioC9YdQ&s=19

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C68lT4_IUl5/?e=7f78624c-fe6b-452e-84d0-5a2011d82a59&g=5

 

[ichoboy01]

Six hours kwenye treni inayo tembea 200 km per hour. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/zakaria8358/status/1790696506879525268?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/zakaria8358/status/1790701943532261627?t=isZcMtDOhytpqqvFCGbqHw&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

Hakuna mafanikio Kenya kama hauko kwenye siasa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/StandardKenya/status/1790996907721884016?t=Fw_oWr8P19wcIYPhDZnofw&s=19