Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Reborn Ktb]

Inatofaut gani na hii kichogo
Au na hii ni MGR??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tofauti ni upana wa reli, ficha ulimbukeni

 

[chongchung]

Kama wewe ndio huwezijibu hata swali moja, huyo wa baby class atajua hata kuandika jina lake?😂😂

Scope yenu ni shallow sana mnasoma vitu vya kipumbavu na vya hasara, Tanzania curriculum ipo in real-time japo ni history, mpo stone age tu

 

[chongchung]

Mtihani wa choices?😂😂😂

Hata wakipewa professors wenu bado watataga viza

 

[Sama boy 255]

Form 4 Histroy Paper 2 section A.

Hakuna mambo ya Multiple Choices hapa, kama huwezi fikiria pekee yako then you are dead. I’m sure Tanzanian can answer these questions without referring to google😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣 kwa maswali haya ya kipumbavu, huwezi kuwa bora mbele ya mtanzania yoyote aliekaa darasani vizuri na kuelewa. Mtu akitoka hapa ndio anaenda University kwa paper hizi.? 🤣🤣 hizi ni maswali za class seven huku Bongo.

 

[ichoboy01]

Tofauti ni upana wa reli, ficha ulimbukeni

Nakuuliza tena hii train ni SGR au MGR ??🤣🤣

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Hamna Mkunya wa kusolve huo mtihani bado

The moment unaweka multiple choices basi jua kwamba umerahisisha Sana huo mtihani, mbona wasiache mtu atoe jibu kwa akili yake?

 

[Teargas]

Scope yenu ni shallow sana mnasoma vitu vya kipumbavu na vya hasara, Tanzania curriculum ipo in real-time japo ni history, mpo stone age tu

Nimedharau watanzania wote from today, I didn’t know Secondary School exams have choices😂😂😂

Questions ni rahisi lakini bado unapewa choices😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

The moment unaweka multiple choices basi jua kwamba umerahisisha Sana huo mtihani, mbona wasiache mtu atoe jibu kwa akili yake?

They don’t have that brain, that’s why wanasaidiwa😂😂

 

[chongchung]

The moment unaweka multiple choices basi jua kwamba umerahisisha Sana huo mtihani, mbona wasiache mtu atoe jibu kwa akili yake?

Multiple Choices zipo mpaka marekani na hata hivyo huna akili sababu unaweza ona hiyo section ina marks chache sana kuliko section nyingine.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Hio kwala dry port aliokuonesha iko 80 to 90km from dar es salaam city na dhumuni lake haswa ninkuondoa malori dar es salaam, Yani malori yote yanaishia kwala yanakula mzigo Huko huko na kuondoka, so train itakua inafanya route zakutoa mzigo dar port kupeleka kwala port, umenielewa sasa

Wimbo umegeuka kutoka kwa tuna dry port kubwa Sana yenu ni ndogo mpaka kwala iko 90km from dar slum. Kwaivyo kila kitu lazima kiwe dar? 😅😅😅😅

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Nimedharau watanzania wote from today, I didn’t know Secondary School exams have choices😂😂😂

Questions ni rahisi lakini bado unapewa choices😂😂😂
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Shit!! Shit!! How easy can an exam be?
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😱

 

[Sama boy 255]

The moment unaweka multiple choices basi jua kwamba umerahisisha Sana huo mtihani, mbona wasiache mtu atoe jibu kwa akili yake?

Kama hujui jibu la swali ni hujui tu mzee, hata upatane na multiple choices zenye they comprises 100% marks..🤣🤣 naona umekomalia Ooh ni multiple choice. After all, multiple choice questions ni za section one and they comprise of 10% marks of the whole paper. Kwa yale maswali yenu ya kumpima mtu kwenda University, basi elimu ndio mbovu zaidi Uganda huu, I'm telling you 🤣🤣🤣 FACTS.. Tena tukijadili humu kuhusu historia mnyamaze kimya vibwengo nyie.

 

[Teargas]

Multiple Choices zipo mpaka marekani na hata hivyo huna akili sababu unaweza ona hiyo section ina marks chache sana kuliko section nyingine.

Sections zote in all Tanzanian exam papers zina choices😂😂.

Choices unaezafunika tu macho Alafu unaguess a certain letter and end up scoring it right, kwa zile questions that doesn’t have choices Kama hujui then hujui. You can’t guess, it’s either right or wrong.

 

[President of China]

Hii ipo kwenye Wechat account ya Boss wa Sinotan Mr Jason Huang na huwa anasisitiza mara kwa mara ELECTRIFIED SGR😎😂. 160km/h

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Nitumie account yake

 

[Teargas]

Shit!! Shit!! How easy can an exam be?
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😱

Sijui nini ilimuinbilia aweke that exam paper here😂😂😂.

Kama Kenya Form one Student hata Haleiwa choices lakini in Tanzania a full grown up form 4 student amekalisha makende anangoja exams za multiple choices answers 😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Shit!! Shit!! How easy can an exam be?
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😱

🤣🤣 unaeza jaza hiyo paper we mbwa .? And guess what.? Hiyo ni paper ya ordinary level student in Tanzania, wala hiyo si kipimo cha mtoto kwenda University. Kwa utopolo huo mnaojaza form four 🤣🤣🤣 paper za form six hapa Bongo huwezi pata hata Subsidiary.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Sections zote in all Tanzanian exam papers zina choices😂😂.

Choices unaezafunika tu macho Alafu unaguess a certain letter and end up scoring it right, kwa zile questions that doesn’t have choices Kama hujui then hujui. You can’t guess, it’s either right or wrong.

Unatumia elimination method unabaki na option mbili, unafunga macho alafu unachagua moja. Voila! Majibu yanarudi na umepata😅😅😅😅

 

[chongchung]

Sections zote in all Tanzanian exam papers zina choices😂😂.

Choices unaezafunika tu macho Alafu unaguess a certain letter and end up scoring it right, kwa zile questions that doesn’t have choices Kama hujui then hujui. You can’t guess, it’s either right or wrong.

Ni sawa na UK exams mpaka kwenye math's kuna choices lakini huwezi otea a mpaka e kwa maswali zaidi ya mawili na ukapata kama hujui unachokichagua, wakundustan kubalini hamna akili na mitihani yenu ni takataka

 

[Teargas]

Ni sawa na UK exams mpaka kwenye math's kuna choices lakini huwezi otea a mpaka e kwa maswali zaidi ya mawili na ukapata kama hujui unachokichagua, wakundustan kubalini hamna akili na mitihani yenu ni takataka

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This is an elementary school paper. Do you know what elementary is?😂😂

 

[chongchung]

Unatumia elimination method unabaki na option mbili, unafunga macho alafu unachagua moja. Voila! Majibu yanarudi na umepata😅😅😅😅

Yaani ninyi kwenye kila level ya maisha mpo failed kuanzia serikalini mpaka kwenye majengo mitaani mpo failed, sikuwahi kujua mpaka kutunga mitihani na penyewe ndio hovyo kabisa, eti mention group of missionary you know 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mtihani wa kwenda university huo 😁😁🚮🚮🚮