Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Wewe ni mjinga na utabaki kuwa mjinga.
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Uyo mwenzio anachukulia yeye akiwa na pesa aki credit manaake katoa na aki debit manaa ake kaingiza, basi ndo anadhani banks nazo zinafanya hivyo, kumbe banks zinafanya vice versa ili kukamilisha double entry system 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

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[Teargas]

Yani siamini kama jamaa hana anachokijua kuhusiana na mambo ya bank account 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hadi mwenye anaweka pesa chini ya kitanda anaongelea bank account. A poor watchman like you mwenye anapanga lakini hili alipwe mshahara ananiambia nini kuhusu bank account?🤣🤣😂🤣.

Again for your information I got grade A in business exam so hakuna kitu unaniambia kuhusu banking.

 

[President of China]

What work do you do? Ama wewe ni jobless unakesha JF 24/7?

Cause najua soja The best 007 ni watchman and Sama boy 255 ni hawker, what about you?

Unadhani mimi ni nurse kama wewe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Uyo mwenzio anachukulia yeye akiwa na pesa aki credit manaake katoa na aki debit manaa ake kaingiza, basi ndo anadhani banks nazo zinafanya hivyo, kumbe banks zinafanya vice versa ili kukamilisha double entry system 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watchman watchman. Tangu lini unajua mambo ya banking you idiot?

 

[babayao255]

Yani siamini kama jamaa hana anachokijua kuhusiana na mambo ya bank account 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anapenda kujiaibisha sana. 😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Unadhani mimi ni nurse kama wewe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

You can't be a nurse because you are jobless.

 

[The best 007]

Hadi mwenye anaweka pesa chini ya kitanda anaongelea bank account. A poor watchman like you mwenye anapanga lakini hili alipwe mshahara ananiambia nini kuhusu bank account?🤣🤣😂🤣.

Again for your information I got grade A in business exam so hakuna kitu unaniambia kuhusu banking.

Wewe ni mjinga aisee, umenishangaza sana leo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Pesa ni vitendo siyo maneno matupu.
Show us your driving license kwanza kisha tupatie card ya gari unayo own.

So driving license ndio pesa?😂😂🤣🤣. Driving license inamilikiwa hadi na wenye hawana baiskeli.

Why are you always this stupid?

 

[The best 007]

Watchman watchman. Tangu lini unajua mambo ya banking you idiot?

Kamekasirika 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Wewe ni mjinga aisee, umenishangaza sana leo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Juu nimekushinda na Pesa? Ama ni vile nafanya kazi poa kukuliko?😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

So driving license ndio pesa?😂😂🤣🤣. Driving license inamilikiwa hadi na wenye hawana baiskeli.

Why are you always this stupid?

Ndo umeandika nn sasa apa, kamepanic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Tz_one]

Tz ni wanagenerate 1889MW ,Available 1200MW ,demand 1430MW...tunauhaba wa 230MW kwa sasa...ila tumeelekezwa kua Nyerere Hyro electric Dam itatuongezea 2115MW ...So kama kila kitu kitaenda sawa mwaka huu tunapindua meza...labda mtatuzidi kwenye matumizi sio uzalishaji

Issue kubwa sometimes huwa ni grid , ndo maana walisign project ya grid stabilization ya 1.9 trillion tsh sijui imefika wapi? kama JNHPP ikianza issue ya supply itakuwa solved

 

[President of China]

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Tunawapiga KO kila kukicha.
Tulianza na Royal tour na wamarekani
Sasa tumekuja na Presidential Tour na wachina.

Tunakuja kupiga The Majestic Tour na Putin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Juu nimekushinda na Pesa? Ama ni vile nafanya kazi poa kukuliko?😂😂🤣

Sasa wewe ulikuwa unasoma, umeanza kazi juzi tu hapa, miaka yote hiyo nakuburuza mpaka unaleta pesa za mtandaoni humu au umenisahau, na nilikuwa nasema cku zote haka kamaskini kakipata kazi hatutapumua humu katataka kushindana na kila mtu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

So driving license ndio pesa?😂😂🤣🤣. Driving license inamilikiwa hadi na wenye hawana baiskeli.

Why are you always this stupid?

Hujui hata kuendesha gari wewe 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Simon]

Good morning to all the Tanzanian dunderheads in the buildings.

For your information if you take a loan and that loan is directed into your account, it's said that your account is credited with a loan from so and so. Again why were you so angry when I said that unatuonyesha loans😂😂😂

Kwan kuwa na loans ni kitu kibaya? Loans are for private and business development.

Hizi loans zenyewe hapa chin kama si limit ya serikali ya 1/3 kwenye account yangu ya mshahara ningechukua loans nyingine ili wazisombe zote mana sina matumiz nazo sana (mwanzo nilianza na NMB, sasa ninaelekea kuumaliza, nimeongeza na CRDB juzijuzi).
Kwangu mshahara sio muhimu mana nina acc nyingine ya biashara na "position duni" niliyonayo ina posho nyingi sana

Kuhusu hii mishahara, nina miaka almost 6 serikalin, na bado kuna cheo nakisubiria cha kumfanya maamuz ya kumuharibia mama kipenz cha ChoiceVariable 😎😃 (joke)

Joke nyingine, pengine hio kodi yangu (PAYE) ya mshahara wangu ndo mshahara wako

 

[President of China]

You can't be a nurse because you are jobless.

Umeosha vidonda wangapi leo?

 

[President of China]

Kwan kuwa na loans ni kitu kibaya? Loans are for private and business development.

Hizi loans zenyewe hapa chin kama si limit ya serikali ya 1/3 kwenye account yangu ya mshahara ningechukua loans nyingine ili wazisombe zote mana sina matumiz nazo sana (mwanzo nilianza na NMB, sasa ninaelekea kuumaliza, nimeongeza na CRDB juzijuzi).
Kwangu mshahara sio muhimu mana nina acc nyingine ya biashara na position duni niliyonayo ina posho nyingi sana
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Kuhusu hii mishahara, nina miaka almost 6 serikalin, na bado kuna cheo nakisubiria cha kumfanya maamuz ya kumuharibia mama kipenz cha ChoiceVariable 😎😃 (joke)

Hawezi weka Salary slip hapa. Atakuletea Transactions za kulipia ubar 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Hii ni stadium au makaburi??😅😅😅😅

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