Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[coodip1]

You have a network speed of zero😂😂😂. Tz bado Iko nyuma walahi😂😂😂

Hapo usiongee kabisa kaa ukijua sisi ndio tunaongoza kwa 5G hapa EA.

 

[Teargas]

English inaelekea ni janga la taifa huko kwenu. Lini mmeanza kutengeneza scania nyie kima?

You are just idiot. We make the bodies whether you like it or not😂😂

 

[coodip1]

What are they lifting?

Must be a spire what else. You are fond of them they help prop up the height of your buildings 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Hapo usiongee kabisa kaa ukijua sisi ndio tunaongoza kwa 5G hapa EA.

Hamna 5G Tz. Kwanza 3G bado ni shida kupata in most places uko Tz😂😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Mpumbavu wewe kwani huku hatuna ma supermarket. Hata miji mikubwa kama london ina mix ya ma supermarket na maduka ya kawaida kama huku yanaitwa off license.
Acheni ushamba wakunya.

You don't have any noticable formal market. Hata Uganda imewashinda😂

 

[BlietzKrieg]

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Bado mna safari ndefu kuikaribia Dodoma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haha better than Dodoma,
Ama unaona madream houses zimetapaka?
Plus iyo ni pic ya kitambo, roads zikiwa under construction.

 

[coodip1]

You are just idiot. We make the bodies whether you like it or not😂😂

Oh bodies that's ok 🤣🤣🤣🤣You should have said fabricated in kenya for kenyans.
Maana make ni Scania and you don't make it.

 

[Teargas]

Oh bodies that's ok 🤣🤣🤣🤣You should have said fabricated in kenya for kenyans.
Maana make ni Scania and you don't make it.

Enjoy Kenyans hands

 

[coodip1]

Gemilang that you use in Tz were built in Kenya.

What car make is that? I have never come across a car or bus make called Genilang.

 

[game over]

Do yourself a favor and watch this Frenchman. Usikuwe wa kupayuka tu.
If you ask people in Nairobi, many will tell you it has some of the most neglected roads.

Most of Nairobi can only dream of smooth roads like this one in the video.

But the point is, if you think Nairobi roads are 'supper', sababu 'tunajenga Nairobi pekee', umepotea.
The fact that you think Nairobi roads are good in the first place, only point to the dire situation in bongolala. 😂😂


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_xkmHDmQp0


Also, go watch this Pakistani's videos. He's on his way to South Africa.
In Nairobi he said that his expectations of Africa had skyrocketed based on what he saw. Little did he know what awaited him south 😂 😂 😂
Here you can see him in the literal 'fishing village' called Zanzibar.
Having never visited Zanzibar myself, I was shocked how a city can be so famous, yet so neglected. Perfect LDC case study.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plRvyekBjKk

Who said nairobi roads are good ?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Oh bodies that's ok 🤣🤣🤣🤣You should have said fabricated in kenya for kenyans.
Maana make ni Scania and you don't make it.

Jamaa anajiona mjanja kumbe ni mjinga na mshamba tu😎

 

[Teargas]

December goodies.

Built in Kenya by Kenyans for Kenyans.

 

[Shebby01]

Jumia and Kilimall you will be buying authentic items. Sio vitu fake that you are used to.

We kaka sometimes muogope mungu! Kuna complain kibao za products za jumia na kilimall au nasema uongo?

 

[Teargas]

What car make is that? I have never come across a car or bus make called Genilang.

You Tanzanians are just stupid. Hata hamjui different types of bus bodies are operating on your roads.

Here is Gemilang, it was built in Kenya.

 

[Teargas]

We kaka sometimes muogope mungu! Kuna complain kibao za products za jumia na kilimall au nasema uongo?

 

[game over]

Clueless Europeans and Americans think Kenya is the Capital of Africa. Wakati ukienda Tz ulize mtoto wa class 7 capital of a less known country will tell the correct answer. Very silly, we spend most of our time learning things that don't help while the people we learn about doesn't even care about our countries.


View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1091931911794685?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Keyword “ THINK” 😀😀😀

 

[Apeche alolo]

Kenyan built buses are all over East Africa. What else do you need to know?

hio basi mnatengeneza from scrach ama unapanua tuu bakuli hapa yaani kunganisa vitu mwanaume ametumia akili kuvivumua unapiga kelele ni wewe umetengeneza ama ni zile body za mabati ndio unajua ni gari.

 

[Apeche alolo]

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bro kwani hamna stand?

 

[Teargas]

hio basi mnatengeneza from scrach ama unapanua tuu bakuli hapa yaani kunganisa vitu mwanaume ametumia akili kuvivumua unapiga kelele ni wewe umetengeneza ama ni zile body za mabati ndio unajua ni gari.

Lia zaidi😂😂😂

Built in Kenya by Kenyans for Kenyans.

 

[Apeche alolo]

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