Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Teagas mtajua hamjui mwaka huu mmeyakanyaga. Lini mnaenda israel kwani.

Kufanya nini huko?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

No, Tz is like our woman. We beat you whenever we want.

Wewe nyang'au Arap Kipchirchir kubali ukweli tu😎

 

[Teargas]

Wewe nyang'au Arap Kipchirchir kubali ukweli tu😎

Ukweli gani? Show me the last time Tz defeated Kenya in an open field play.

 

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[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Ukweli gani? Show me the last time Tz defeated Kenya in an open field play.

Kwa nini unakaza fuvu?😎

 

[Filaria]

Kenyans access their results through SSD. What else do you want?

Ukutani ndo SSD?😅

 

[Teargas]

Ukutani ndo SSD?😅

Ukutani gani unaongelea? Students received their results through SSD. Ama Kuna mwenye unajua that didn't receive his/her results through SSD utuonyeshe?

 

[Teargas]

Two new Machines added to ENA Coach fleet.

 

[The best 007]

Kumbe ndio maana hawaja leta matokeo humu. 😂😂😂


View: https://x.com/officialfufa/status/1733125412794847400?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

Nilijua tu lazima yatom.bwe, hayajui mpira masenge haya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Do yourself a favor and watch this Frenchman. Usikuwe wa kupayuka tu.
If you ask people in Nairobi, many will tell you it has some of the most neglected roads.

Most of Nairobi can only dream of smooth roads like this one in the video.

But the point is, if you think Nairobi roads are 'supper', sababu 'tunajenga Nairobi pekee', umepotea.
The fact that you think Nairobi roads are good in the first place, only point to the dire situation in bongolala. 😂😂


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_xkmHDmQp0


Also, go watch this Pakistani's videos. He's on his way to South Africa.
In Nairobi he said that his expectations of Africa had skyrocketed based on what he saw. Little did he know what awaited him south 😂 😂 😂
Here you can see him in the literal 'fishing village' called Zanzibar.
Having never visited Zanzibar myself, I was shocked how a city can be so famous, yet so neglected. Perfect LDC case study.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plRvyekBjKk

Nani kasema Nairobi roads are super? Mbona unamuwekea maneno mdomoni ili kujifariji.

 

[The best 007]

As long as tulikanyaga Tz we are okay with anything that comes afterwards.

Tz inawapa sleepless, mnapenda kushindana ktk kila kitu hata ambavyo hamna uwezo wa kushindana.

 

[Teargas]

Tz inawapa sleepless, mnapenda kushindana ktk kila kitu hata ambavyo hamna uwezo wa kushindana.

Uwezo gani unaongelea? Wewe tangu uzaliwe ushaiona Tanzania kama imeshinda Kenya kwa mpira?

 

[Teargas]

Clueless Europeans and Americans think Kenya is the Capital of Africa. Wakati ukienda Tz ulize mtoto wa class 7 capital of a less known country will tell the correct answer. Very silly, we spend most of our time learning things that don't help while the people we learn about doesn't even care about our countries.


View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1091931911794685?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

 

[Simon]

Ukutani ndo SSD?😅

He meant wanapata matokeo kwa kutumia USSD codes (short text messages).
Sisi tunaweza kupata kwa njia zote za USSD na portal. Wao portal ndo wameambiwa wataifanyia kazi. Sitoshangaa ataepewa tenda atawalamba mabilion ya hela

 

[ChoiceVariable]

All countries in that list are better than Tz.

In terms of what? 😂😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://twitter.com/CAFCLCC/status/1733183248748945718?t=zQ-aRi813Q7KVmBAIScKwQ&s=19

 

[ChoiceVariable]

BRT phase 6 is loading

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C0mjtYdtOf_/?igshid=NmJiYWZiY2E0Mg==

 

[The best 007]

I'm sure you didn't see the type of squad Nigeria fielded, that alone tell you how less they value the tournament. And then for your information, penalty knock out has never been a good way of identify a strong team. When it come to penalties even Kariobangi South can eliminate Real Madrid

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