Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Buses za kishamba hizo huku Tz hakuna mtu anapanda bus kama hiyo.

Hakuna mtu anapanda wakati number plate inasoma Tanzania. Mnajua kujifariji sana mibongolalala

 

[Nicxie]

Wewe nyumbu nilishakwambia hakuna Kampuni yeyote ya Tanzania inaweza nunua scrapper Kunyaland.

Aliharibu huyo Master eeh baada ya watu kugundua ni vyuma chakavu kutoka Kunyaland wakaacha kupanda kapotea road 😆😆😆

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Ni kweli mnapanda vitu quality with Kenyan number plates 😅😅😅😅

Wakati wa nyani kufa kila mti huteleza

 

[ChoiceVariable]

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Wakati wa nyani kufa kila mti huteleza

Hii ni tahmeed sio ajabu kuwa na Plate number ya Kunyaland 🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Hii ni tahmeed sio ajabu kuwa na Plate number ya Kunyaland 🤣🤣

Ni wapi imeandikwa Tahmeed kwenye hiyo basi?

 

[ichoboy01]

Musiwaambie 😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/azamtvtz/status/1725198183389593925?t=UV7jrs2utULmcM7-F2L81w&s=19

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Excuse galore. Give such an area to Kenyans and you'll see the difference in the standard of living of the local people.

Go to fertile agricultural lands like Kisii and Central highlands kama utakutana na nyumba za nyasi

Ni kwakua waishio huko Kisii wengi ni Makabaila.

 

[coodip1]

Upeo wako unakaa mdogo kutong'amua fitna wanazofanya! Sema huwezi sio hatuwezi! Na nani?

Kama hakuna mtu anapanda basi mbona investors wa Tz wanazinunua? Ama hii sio number plate ya Tz?😅😅

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Hii route yake itakuwa Mombasa Tanga wanapanda wakunya tuu.

 

[The best 007]

Mama ameifungua Nchi,Tanzania Kwa Sasa ni namba 5 Kwa MISA kutoka 15.

Mikutano haiishi.Mwezi ujao Kuna Mkutano wa Kanda wa WB utafanyika Zanzibar na Rais wa WB Ajay Banga atahudhuria.

Mfungua njia anajulikana mzee, hata ukipiga porojo 95% ya watanzania wanaujua ukweli, hapa unajisumbua tu, sijui mama sijui nini unajisumbua tu mkuu, ukimkubali mama umemkubali JPM utake usitake, ndiyo maana mama anakuambia kazi iendelee, yn hapa kazi tu inaendelea.

 

[Nicxie]

Ni kwakua waishio huko Kisii wengi ni Makabaila.

Hoja yako ni ipi haswa?

 

[The best 007]

Wale wa Yanga

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/CztFq-MNkTB/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Sisi kwa sasa hatushindani na timu za Tanzania, sio saizi yetu.

 

[The best 007]

Wakunya wakiona hii kijambo kinagonga kwenye vyupi 🤣🤣

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/CztPJZFNrx1/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Cc Nicxie nilikuambia tunajenga Mall kubwa kuliko zote EA ukabisha.

 

[Teargas]

Cc Nicxie nilikuambia tunajenga Mall kubwa kuliko zote EA ukabisha.

That mall can't even reach half of BBS Mall Eastleigh.

 

[The best 007]

That mall can't even reach half of BBS Mall Eastleigh.

Kaumia ☝️☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

We kijana naona umerudi? Naona ulijifungia kutafuta bus wiki nzima. Unataka kusema huku bongo tutaishobokea hiyo.


Alafu nikuibie siri, Bongo bus pia zinaenda na plate number, hata kama bus lako ni kampuni kubwa tunaangalia Number, now tupo E unasema DLE tupande ruti ya mkoani?

May be hizo za kijijini mpakani na kwenu.

Do you understand the word retouch? The vehicle got accident and it was returned back to Kenya for remake.

 

[Teargas]

Kaumia ☝️☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ukweli is your number one enemy.

 

[Teargas]

Hii route yake itakuwa Mombasa Tanga wanapanda wakunya tuu.

Tanga Mombasa indeed.

 

[Simon]

Ndo mana wako kimya, kumbe wamenyukwa

 

[Nicxie]

Ni kweli huwezi pata maeneo mazuri kama ya Tanzania huko Kunyaland failed state 🤣🤣

Soma hiyoo 👇

View: https://twitter.com/zoomafrika1/status/1724812013598310507?t=am2XGrYQ29J7VIPZZZfOpQ&s=19

There's nothing beautiful about grass-thatched houses in an evidently rich agricultural land like Njombe. Huo ni amasikini uliokithiri na kumea mizizi. Yani Mungu anakujalia almost kila kitu na bado unaishi kwenye nyumba ya nyasi and you call that beautiful? Wow! Wow! Wow! Ldc katika ubora wake

 

[KANAIRO]

There's nothing beautiful about grass-thatched houses in an evidently rich agricultural land like Njombe. Huo ni amasikini uliokithiri na kumea mizizi. Yani Mungu anakujalia almost kila kitu na bado unaishi kwenye nyumba ya nyasi and you call that beautiful? Wow! Wow! Wow! Ldc katika ubora wake

the real tanzania tunaijua...haha.Will be back in Arusha at around April....round hii will not spare these dimwits

 

[Nicxie]

Ndo mana wako kimya, kumbe wamenyukwa
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