Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[chongchung]

Wakenya wapo wapi na zile Volkswagen walikua wanaassemble Mombasa?

View: https://twitter.com/Adambrv/status/1721473250205589522?t=mfYcXPL1YcTY067PpcVObQ&s=19

 

[Geza Ulole]

I thought you said you are a professional civil engineer,? Nah ? how comes you are unable to see the project that is still under construction ? Anyway I am not surprised, alikuwako mkunya mmoja very honest by the name Teargas akasema in Kunya you can Join undergraduate program in any engineering program without a Physics Background. Hii pia mimi niliona ni maajabu ya dunia. Only possible in failed states like coondustan.

Mpumbavu mmoja anaugulia kunyang'anywa deal ya ku-import oil ya Uganda!

 

[Geza Ulole]

5b ? Joke indeed, halafu huyo katibu mkuu wa wizara is a healthcare professional, 5b itafanya nini ? Haiwezi maliza hata jengo moja la 5 storeys,
Kitanda kimoja cha kisasa kwa sasa ni almost $500-1000.
What about equipments ? What about pharmacy ? Disposables ? Ambulance ?
Siasa tu kila sehemu

Kwani umeambiwa hiyo 5 bln mpaka jengo kukamilika?

 

[game over]

Mpumbavu mmoja anaugulia kunyang'anywa deal ya ku-import oil ya Uganda!

Ni suala la muda tu, watanena kwa Lugha mbwa hawa . I give them till 2035, we will have to review our immigration policies and regulations and make them more stricter. Save this.

 

[game over]

Kwani umeambiwa hiyo 5 bln mpaka jengo kukamilika?

Tunahitaji kuwa serious when it comes to Healthcare service and delivery. Huwezi tenga 5B seriously , kwa sasa nchi yetu ni kubwa na ina heshima . Why not put aside 100b kwa kuanzia ? Kumbuka as we speak tunapokea wageni wengi toka Kenya, Zambia, Burundi, DRC , Malawi, Uganda nk wanaokuja kutibiwa Ben Mkapa, Muhimbili, Ocean Road , KCMC, JKCI nk , sasa sehemu kama Kigoma ambapo tungewahudumia DRC, Rwanda, Burundi halafu unaweka 5B ?
Kaka we are no longer that poor country of 1990’s . Mungu akikuinua nawe inuka.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

View: https://www.facebook.com/zbcznz/posts/pfbid03asGfbeCkDSptQpRkHeDFdewftqtFsVXBHFJtE69STppmw8npPZUk9TvSSDeJgEul

Jana kulikua na magroup 3 ya kutoka kunyalazy rasmi walikwenda kuangalia derby,hili ni group la kutoka msa na wameahidi dec Yanga vs al ahly watakuja na bus 2 kwenda kuisapoti Yanga

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Azam ndio brand kubwa ya media huko lazy land kwahivyo lazima mtazitazama mechi za KPL. Nikama kuweka kipindi citizen TV, lazima wakenya wataitazama. Tena bado mnatupatia pesa Zenu za madafu 😀

Wenzako wameanza kuvuka border kwenda kuangalia mpira TZ wewe endelea kuzubaa hapo kibera

 

[ChoiceVariable]

5b ? Joke indeed, halafu huyo katibu mkuu wa wizara is a healthcare professional, 5b itafanya nini ? Haiwezi maliza hata jengo moja la 5 storeys,
Kitanda kimoja cha kisasa kwa sasa ni almost $500-1000.
What about equipments ? What about pharmacy ? Disposables ? Ambulance ?
Siasa tu kila sehemu

Kwa kuanzia ujenzi inafaa,ni Bora waanze na jengo Moja itaonesha wameanza.

Lini watamaliza ni before 2030 lakini Kuna Muhimbili nyingine inakuja huko Kigoma pia

View: https://youtu.be/aRePPCGaE1A?si=kD5Zf0nyAfLxUEu_

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Watakuambia Dar hakuna vumbi. 😂😂😂

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Nyie nyang'au mmejaa wivu ile mbaya😁😁😁

 

[instanbul]

Unatafuta attention ama? CBD Dar ipo Tandika?

Achana na kichaa huyo....kwanza hio barabara ya Airport to CBD ya Dar inawekwa BRT phase 3...kama hajui

View: https://youtu.be/WpNcHMMCEs4?si=T-QfB-3dyeLYZPer

 

[The best 007]

Cameroon, Senegal, Mali, Nigeria, Togo etc. are all footballing countries ranked higher than TZ.
Yet they're even bigger shitholes. 😂 😂 😂

Kazi yenu imekuwa kila siku kupost video za mpira wenu, kwani hamna mengine yanayofanyika nchi? 😂😂

Kaumia ☝️☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

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zenu za hali ya juu zimebeba mizigo tani ngapi au zmebeba abiria millioni ngapi?

Mzee wa expressway karudi, akitoka apo anapost gtc kamaliza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Watakuambia Dar hakuna vumbi. 😂😂😂

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Barabara mpya hiyo haijaanza kutumika, ni BRT phase 2, hiyo ni michanga baada ya ujenzi, haitakuwepo hapo piga ua.

 

[The best 007]

Geographically Dar is a flooding plain, a low basin area , Justifiable , such consequences of unpredictable heavy rains are anticipated,
Sasa what explainations do you have for floods in the highland slummy town of Nairobi ? Hata ikinyesha mvua ya milimita kiduchu mafuriko nairobi ni lazima . isn’t it ?

Pale ni jangwani ambapo litajengwa daraja.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Serengeti ni brand kubwa sana, SA wana wild parks kibao sijui nini kimewafanya watumie jina letu ila uzuri wameisifia

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Pia naona bendera ya Tanzania kwenye stika hapo kwenye kifuniko, au macho yangu?

 

[ichoboy01]

Unatafuta attention ama? CBD Dar ipo Tandika?

Zwazwa nae kachekelea hajui tandika buza ni over 15km from CBD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alaf anakwambia alishawah kufika dar

 

[babayao255]

Si mnapenda kuitaja taja Tanzania!


View: https://x.com/railajunior/status/1721543194142204118?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

 

[ichoboy01]

Alooo 😁😁😁😁🙌🙌🙌

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1721492068227309917?t=-Cy_HVgGMvSRY21OQn-Xpw&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/citizentvkenya/status/1721443238282768548?t=DqtFKhdKsmAXCU4UYlHyZA&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/dube_mthoko/status/1721191817205445014?t=gibI3rKWcNOLvWlKatInCw&s=19