Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Tony254]

inaitwa mkunjoo! mtu yangu... Esther Passaris and Mike Sonko in Seychelles 🤣🤣

yaani, msambwanda kwa buku jero...
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Huyu Sonko alikula mpaka Rachel Shebesh.

 

[eliakeem]

inaitwa mkunjoo! mtu wangu... Esther Passaris and Mike Sonko in Seychelles 🤣🤣

yaani, msambwanda kwa buku jero...
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Vp baada ya kutumiwa zile picha za food donation na joto la jiwe kwani ulisemaje?

 

[eliakeem]

Amekuchanganya na yule mdau mwingine kule juu aliyesema analiaibisha Taifa kwa kukosea English.

Kwani huyo anatoka bara nchi au gani!?

 

[7seven]

Kwani huyo anatoka bara nchi au gani!?

Amejiita mtanzania, jorojik.

 

[eliakeem]

Amejiita mtanzania, jorojik.

Huyu Jorojik si wa kule Manyara.

 

[Tony254]

Lewis Hamilton akiwa Kenya. Lakini sisi hatujipigi kifua kama watu wengine. Wengine hata mjomba wa Yaya Toure akienda kwao lazima wakimbie kupost

 

[dopchinski]

Vp baada ya kutumiwa zile picha za food donation na joto la jiwe kwani ulisemaje?

we didn't go down on our knees begging for food. it was just a suprise gift from the kuwaiti gov't, a positive gesture to express a cordial relationship that exist between these two prosperous nations.

nb:
we've never begged for any food assistance frm any country, eversince independence...

but u can only give us at your own free will, if you u so wish that is...

sio lazma! hivi, sisi na uchumi wetu mkubwa, tumezoea kuvinunua hizi vitu.

its not a flooker! hatubaatishi mamkuli..

we've never ever seen any positive gesture from the People's Republic of Tanganyika eversince Independence🤔🤔

hiyo nayo lazma kieleweke!☝🏽

 

[Geza Ulole]

Lewis Hamilton akiwa Kenya. Lakini sisi hatujipigi kifua kama watu wengine. Wengine hata mjomba wa Yaya Toure akienda kwao lazima wakimbie kupost

akienda Tanzania baada ya hapo usilalamike! BTW alikuwa huko kabla ya election!

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[dopchinski]

Nyinyi mnajua hadi majina za governors wetu and their deputies. Hata wabunge mnajua Karibu nusu yao 😃

hapo umegonga ndipo! masera wangu🤣

cc: Tony254, jiwe la moto, coodip1

hadi wanajua, uhuru kenyatta ni left-handed!🤔🤔

 

[Simon]

Watu wa Odinga na Uhunye polen sana.
Freedom is coming. I was very interested since day one, kutaka Ruto awe rais

 

[joto la jiwe]

It is so simple bongolala. Iko hivi; Kenya has a total of 290 constituencies. Presidential results from these constituencies were uploaded on the portal. Media houses were randomly picking constituencies to tally so how you expected them to have the same figures is baffling.

Let's say citizen started tallying constituencies from the coastal region and NTV started with western region, how are their tallies supposed to be same while tallying is still ongoing? It's common sense bongolala

It doesn't matter but by the end of the total must be the same.

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[joto la jiwe]

Dunia nzima inatafuta LNG na inakosa kabisa kumbe wajinga fulani wana LNG kwenye ardhi yao ila wamelala usingizi. Mngetengeneza billions of dollars ikiwa mngekuwa na akili ila hamna. Gas ingewaletea pesa nyingi sana wakati huu ambao kuna uhaba mkubwa wa gas duniani.

Unadhani kujenga kiwanda cha kusindika Natural gas ni sawa na kulima miraa?

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[joto la jiwe]

Baba Levo aliongea from experience na ingewezekana angeweka picha au video ya vile vitu Alina Kenya. If you ask Miguna to provide evidence of his claims will he? This guy is simply bitter because of his deportation. A person who spends the whole time hurling insults at the head of state in social media shouldn't be taken seriously. Yake ni mauchungu, nothing else

What about Tundu Lissu?

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[joto la jiwe]

Nyinyi mnajua hadi majina za governors wetu and their deputies. Hata wabunge mnajua Karibu nusu yao

Kati ya Havana na baba Levo, yupi ni mkubwa?

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[7seven]

Huyu Jorojik si wa kule Manyara.

Sifahamu mkuu ila anasema Watanzania kama hatujui Kiingereza tusiwe tunakitumia maana tunaliabisha Taifa na Watanzania, ndipo Joto la jiwe akauliza mbona hawakosoi Wakenya wanapokosea Kiswahili?

Mjadala ukaanzia hapo.

 

[joto la jiwe]

Hahah mkuu mi sijawahi kumkosoa mtu yeyote hpa kwenye swala la lugha labda kama umeniquote vibaya..

Mkuu samahani Sana

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[joto la jiwe]

Kwani baada ya kumtumia hii, huyu dopchinski asemaje?

He left the forum

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[7seven]

Lewis Hamilton akiwa Kenya. Lakini sisi hatujipigi kifua kama watu wengine. Wengine hata mjomba wa Yaya Toure akienda kwao lazima wakimbie kupost

Uzuri ni kwamba hata hii hujapost imejileta yenyewe