Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

Umeongea kishabiki sana. Mwanza ndio mji wenu wa pili kama ilivyo Mombasa huku kwetu. Hebu nitajie maendeleo ambayo ipo Mwanza haipo Mombasa kwa sababu nasikia Mwanza nayo ni 'jiji'

nani anaongea kishabiki au kipi nisichokijua mombasa ??🤣🤣 mombasa ni mji wa ovyo kabisa yani hauna hadhi ya kuitwa city mark my words, ukweli ni mchungu lakini vumilia bro, mji hauko hata kwenye modern cities, mji uko vile vile miaka nenda miaka rudi

 

[ichoboy01]

blah blah blah as always ambazo hazisaidii. Mwanza yenu is still in diapers View attachment 2246134View attachment 2246135View attachment 2246136View attachment 2246137View attachment 2246139View attachment 2246140View attachment 2246141View attachment 2246142View attachment 2246143View attachment 2246153

mm nakuonesha streets ww unanionesha highways bro ?? hvi akili yako iko sawa au uko maji?? 😂😂😂😂

hebu tazama hii video plz 🤣🤣👇👇

 

[ichoboy01]

Unataka uone nini ndio ujue iko modern? What defines modernity?

acheni upuuzi 🤣🤣👇👇👇

 

[Geza Ulole]

acheni upuuzi 🤣🤣👇👇👇
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Hili si soko Kunyaland bali ni supermarket!

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂

 

[dopchinski]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kenyan comedians are bad pipo.! a TRUE replica of John pombe maguful.. hivi nimecheka kuruka🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

vipi kenya litakuja kweli? 🤣🤣

 

[Simon]

 

[xng hua]

Umeona huu mziki huwezani nayo ukaamua kuchange gear hewani 😂 😂 😂. Sasa toka leo ujue kwba swala la residential areas tumewaacha mbali sana wala usiguze tena

Umemzidi nani we nyan'gau 😲

wanafunzi wanalala pazuri kuzidi ukoo wenu wote

Labda umemzidi nyanya ako!😎

 

[7seven]

kenyan comedians are bad pipo.! a TRUE replica of John pombe maguful.. hivi nimecheka kuruka View attachment 2246276

Ujinga wa Victor Namani huwa ananivunja mbavu sana kwa lufudhi yake na yule mdada ambaye huwa anavaa jacket la Polisi

 

[Nicxie]

Hee kwanini utaje maneo yote hayo, wakati two districts of Dar es Salaam ar bigger ×2 to NAIROBI .. Kinondoni District inatosha kuilaza chali kanairo

We are not talking about size here, we are talking about uswazi zilizokaba Dar koo hadi haipumui. Hizo sehemu zote imetaja ni uswazi and there are many more

 

[7seven]

Hii mabati house kukiwa na baridi unakoma na baridi na kukiwa na joto pia unakoma na baridi . Halafu mwizi hapo anakuja na nyundo tu kuchukua anachotaka

Hii ni kaunda suti matata sana ,hainaga dogo kwenye hali ya hewa, hali zote inapiga kote kote

 

[7seven]

Kuna nchi ila kunya hapanaaa ni mafiiiii

Hiyo choo ni yakulipia jamaniiiView attachment 2246225View attachment 2246226View attachment 2246227View attachment 2246228

Me nasemaga kila siku "afadhali nilikuwa nimeshakula "huchelewi kurudisha chenji, mpaka miguu inatekenya kwa kinyaa

 

[Nicxie]

Umemzidi nani we nyan'gau 😲View attachment 2246275View attachment 2246277 wanafunzi wanalala pazuri kuzidi ukoo wenu wo
Labda umemzidi nyanya ako!😎

Taarifa za miaka mitano sasa! Kubalini uswazi ni donda sugu Dar bongolala. Hebu leta hizo picha za real estate tuone 😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hii mabati house kukiwa na baridi unakoma na baridi na kukiwa na joto pia unakoma na baridi . Halafu mwizi hapo anakuja na nyundo tu kuchukua anachotaka

wacha ku-cram kukiwa na joto unakoma na joto pia! Kitu ni heat conductor!

 

[ichoboy01]

nilisema mm toka mwanzo hichi ni kibiriti cha mchina na joto lake litawaunguza zaidi ya miaka 50 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

mm nakuonesha streets ww unanionesha highways bro ?? hvi akili yako iko sawa au uko maji?? 😂😂😂😂

hebu tazama hii video plz 🤣🤣👇👇

Hizi ni dalili za kuzidiwa. Hakuna picha hata moja nimepost ya highway. Picha zote nimepost ni za Mombasa cbd and this is one of them. Is this a highway?

Ama maana ya highway ndio hajui?

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[xng hua]

Taarifa za miaka mitano sasa! Kubalini uswazi ni donda sugu Dar bongolala. Hebu leta hizo picha za real estate tuone 😂

Mkuunduguyako nini...
Nikiwa na laki apo nairobi c ntaishia kwe mabati fullsuti aka slum wkt nkiwa bongo nakutana na chumba kizuri au hata nyumba kabisa unajua ni kwa nini? Sababu zipo chache nairobi kwa kifupi ligi ndogo !!

 

[Nicxie]

Mkuunduguyako nini...
Nikiwa na laki apo nairobi c ntaishia kwe mabati fullsuti aka slum wkt nkiwa bongo nakutana na chumba kizuri au hata nyumba kabisa unajua ni kwa nini? Sababu zipo chache nairobi kwa kifupi ligi ndogo !!

Always resorting to senseless abuse whenever you run out of ideas. Bongolala, nimekuuliza upost picha za hizo real estate aka dreamhouses tuone. Matusi hataondoa uozo wa jiji lenu.