Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Tony254]

Kunyaland kuku ni anasa aisee
Ndio maana tulivyochoma vifaranga kidogo KDF ituvamie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Tatizo mnakula kuku halafu nguvu zote mnazipeleka kwa choo. Bado tunawapiga kwenye michezo na mambo mengi tu.

 

[chongchung]

Yani ukitaka kujua hawa jamaa ni vilaza na hawana elimu eti Tony ndio the most educated person kwa Wakenya wote walio humu kwenye hii thread [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hapo ndio huwa nashangaa, nimempa ushahidi kutoka mpaka UN kwamba Tanzania ipo mbele yao kielimu, anasema haiziamini hizi statistics 😅😅😅

 

[Tony254]

Yani ukitaka kujua hawa jamaa ni vilaza na hawana elimu eti Tony ndio the most educated person kwa Wakenya wote walio humu kwenye hii thread [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Wakenya wengi humu wamesoma sana hata kunishinda, sema tu bado hawajaweka wazi vyeti vyao. Kumbuka hakuna Mtanzania isipokuwa wewe aliyewahi kuweka vyeti vyake humu. Kwa hivyo pia nyinyi hamjasoma? Au unamaanisha nini? Sio kila mtu anayetaka kuweka vyeti vyake wazi.

 

[chongchung]

Tatizo mnakula kuku halafu nguvu zote mnazipeleka kwa choo. Bado tunawapiga kwenye michezo na mambo mengi tu.

I never understood the reason behind the fired chicks feelings until I saw this 😅😅😅

Doh poleni, huku kuku wala sio chakula cha kumbabaisha nacho mtu!

 

[The best 007]

Why never used a language you are comfortable with, such as your native tongue?

English is way beyond you.

Huyo jamaa huwa ana English mbovu sn, ofcz Wakenya wengi wana hawajui kingereza wala kiswahili.

 

[dopchinski]

tuusan.... heb ona.... gdp ya kenya ni $114b because if gdp grew by 7.5% last year, then:


If;
$106.2b × 107.5/100% = X

:. X= $114b.!!

kama tanzania mwaka jana ilikua kwa asilmia 4%, then;

If:
$67b x 104/100% = y

:. y = ...? (do the math please.....)

 

[Tony254]

Giant Tanzania 👇leo wakati navuka kuelekea Sengerema districtView attachment 2238073View attachment 2238074View attachment 2238075View attachment 2238076

Safari njema mkuu.

 

[NDINDA]

Yani ukitaka kujua hawa jamaa ni vilaza na hawana elimu eti Tony ndio the most educated person kwa Wakenya wote walio humu kwenye hii thread

Yani ukitaka kujua hawa jamaa ni vilaza na hawana elimu eti Tony ndio the most educated person kwa Wakenya wote walio humu kwenye hii thread [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Kwa hiyo kuna kipindi ulisema the only one kumbe ndio yule Jamaa wa MASENO ? 🤣 Duh, noma sana.

 

[The best 007]

Real EOD sio hizo toys

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Nimecheka sana [emoji116][emoji116][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[nairobae]

Ya kwenu hii hapa, Africa bhn [emoji116][emoji116][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]View attachment 2238161

hohohoho military yenu inatumia drone za vloggers. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[NDINDA]

I never understood the reason behind the fired chicks feelings until I saw this 😅😅😅

Doh poleni, huku kuku wala sio chakula cha kumbabaisha nacho mtu!

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Hii haitakaa ipoe, na hivi ukiangalia na zile % ndogo walizonazo.🤣, Sukuma week kila siku si mchezo mkuu.

 

[Tony254]

Hili ni jeshi la kula au jeshi la kupigana? Wanabeba sufuria kwenye parade ili iweje? JWTZ (Jeshi la Walaji Tangia Zamani)

 

[Teargas]

Hebu tuoneshe drone za Kenya [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Kenya sio ñchi maskini kama Tanzania.

 

[The best 007]

Kwa hiyo kuna kipindi ulisema the only one kumbe ndio yule Jamaa wa MASENO ? [emoji1787] Duh, noma sana.

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[Teargas]

Hili ni jeshi la kula au jeshi la kupigana? Wanabeba sufuria kwenye parade ili iweje? JWTZ (Jeshi la Walaji Tangia Zamani)
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Manati pia huwa wanabeba😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

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Silaha ya kivita hiyo 😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Kenya sio ñchi maskini kama Tanzania.

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[Teargas]

Real EOD sio hizo toys

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Hizi ni za Tanzania?🤣🤣😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hizi ni za Tanzania?🤣🤣😂

Leta za kwenu tucheke 😂😂

 

[Papaa Gx]

We kenge kumbe huwa unashinda huku, leo nimekudaka

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