Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[IamLee]

Community Area Nairobi

Kilimani, Nairobi

Westlands NBO

 

[IamLee]

Forrest/ W.M Rd

Thika Rd

N/E

Uppah

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wana hesabu kali aisee mpaka huruma

Thinking about eating frozen ugali 🥶🥶🥶

Haingii akilini kabisa, hata kula ugali uliolala kwenye nyumba nyingi za kitanzania hilo halipo kabisa, ugali ukibaki lazima utupwe na sababu nyumba nyingi za kitanzania zina mifugo mara nyingi hupewa mbwa au kuku

Wakunya wanapiga hesabu kali hapo kinoma 😂😂😂😂

We take things for granted a lot!

Mbaya ni kwamba, wanajirecord as though wanaongea na Wakenya wenzao , wasijue wanatushangaza.

Familia gani Tanzania inaweka ugali kwenye friji?? aisee, mi sijawahi kuona wala kusikia.

Jamaa wana hali mbaya sana!

The fool pictured was a hero for saving that huge and dirty Ugali!🙄🙄

 

[dopchinski]

Kisumu Africities Indaba 2022.
Theme: 'Role of Intermediary Cities in Africa'

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[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Mkuu umenichekesha sana ,dah! Ugali kabisa kwenye fridge

Njaa mbaya mno, uki jumlisha na kutokua na uhakika wa chakula ndio zima waweke chochote kilichobaki mahala salama.

Sema wakizoea Tanzania, wataacha Tabia za kijima za Kikenya za kula uchafu na kuzoea kushiba na kuzoea kuwa chakula sio big deal - yaani, ukila ukishiba unawapa mbwa.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Did you also know that this magazine is owned by Kenyan company?

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Fool Aga Khan is not Kenyan!

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Mkuu umenichekesha sana ,dah! Ugali kabisa kwenye fridge

Sikiliza hiyo clip, walikua wakishauriana, yaani kumbe, waliweka ubwabwa kwenye friji the day before😔

Wanahali mbaya sana!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hey, idiot. Kunywa supu ya albino pole pole.

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A kunyan company Kundan Singh was stripped off the contract after demonstrating lack of capacity to undertake the project!

 

[Tony254]

Huyu mbwa kwa jina la Farmaajo, rais wa Somalia ameondolewa. Amefanyia Kenya madhambi mengi sana. Yeye ndio aliban Kenya kuexport miraa to Somalia. Yeye ndio alikataa kuondoa kesi mahakamani na kukataa kunegotiate na Kenya kwenye kesi ya ICJ. Alidhani ataongoza milele.

 

[dopchinski]

Kweli bwana ugali uliolala huwa ni chakula cha kuku maana haufai tena kwa matumizi ya binadamu, ila watu wana maisha magumu sana wanakuja humu kujibaraguza.

hivi, ungekua unaishi kenya kamavile Shebby01 ndo ungeelewa kua chakula kenya sio issue hata kidogo. ni kingi saana...

haya munayo angazia hapa kila kukicha, ni ile hali tu ya kutafutia kenya makosa, ili tu mradi........

 

[chongchung]

Kweli bwana ugali uliolala huwa ni chakula cha kuku maana haufai tena kwa matumizi ya binadamu, ila watu wana maisha magumu sana wanakuja humu kujibaraguza.

Wakunya ni mafukara kutoka utosini mpaka unyayo ndio maana mara nyingi wana hasira kali

Ukifika Nairobi kila mtu usoni ni kama anataka kumla mtu muda wowote, ni vigumu sana kumuona mkunya anatabasam, muda wote kakaza fuvu sababu ya kufikiria next meal and next shelter sababu ni vitu hawana uhakika navyo kabisa

Tofauti na Watanzania huwa tunafikiria sana vitu luxury sababu kwenye basic needs tumeshatoka huko.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Huyu mbwa kwa jina la Farmaajo, rais wa Somalia ameondolewa. Amefanyia Kenya madhambi mengi sana. Yeye ndio aliban Kenya kuexport miraa to Somalia. Yeye ndio alikataa kuondoa kesi mahakamani na kukataa kunegotiate na Kenya kwenye kesi ya ICJ. Alidhani ataongoza milele.

Alifanya hivyo kwa maslahi ya nchi yake,hata ingekua ni wewe ungefanya hivyo

 

[chongchung]

Mbaya ni kwamba, wanajirecord as though wanaongea na Wakenya wenzao , wasijue wanatushangaza.

Familia gani Tanzania inaweka ugali kwenye friji?? aisee, mi sijawahi kuona wala kusikia.

Jamaa wana hali mbaya sana!

The fool pictured was a hero for saving that huge and dirty Ugali!🙄🙄View attachment 2226353

😂😂😂😂😂

Nairobi kuna njaa kali kuliko hata Turkana na Mombasa

 

[chongchung]

hivi, ungekua unaishi kenya kamavile Shebby01 ndo ungeelewa kua chakula kenya sio issue hata kidogo. ni kingi saana...

haya munayo angazia hapa kila kukicha, ni ile hali tu ya kutafutia kenya makosa, ili tu mradi........

90% ya chakula Chenu mnategemea Tanzania na siku zote imported goods are never been cheap, nafikiria tu horohoro kupo hivi, vipi mipaka mingine ambayo ndio ipo busy kuliko horohoro?

 

[chongchung]

Kunyans kila siku wanasema wao ndio wanafanya wasanii wa Tanzania wafanikiwe

Huku ni West Africa ivory coast French speaking country lakini mtanzania anafanya maajabu na anatangaza Tanzania yetu, mkunya hafiki hizi levels hata tukimpa miaka 5000

 

[The best 007]

Endelea kuota.
Halafu sio newspaper.

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Huyo mnuka mavi ni cartoon huyo huwa anaropoka tu ili kujifurahisha, huoni hata wakunya wenzie hawampi attention? Umempiga punches za hatari lkn bado anaendeleza u cartoon mbwa huyo

 

[The best 007]

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Unaendelea kumpiga lkn huyo mnuka mavi hakomi

 

[The best 007]

Humu utadanganya wakunya wenzako tu ila sio Watanzania.
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Nadhani ss mmeona jinsi mnuka mavi alivyo cartoon mbn cc Watz au baadhi ya wakunya hawapo kama huyu mnuka mavi, unaweka habari za uongo ili zikuliwaze alafu ndio upate nn

 

[nguvusimba]

iwe expressway ama kitu gani,the bottom line Nai is way beyond your league.kama huamini uliza baba levo.😂

ungejua baba level huku Dar ni tunamwona kama mwendawazimu, hivi role model akiwa mwendawazimu, wewe utakuwa ni nani?

 

[Munjombe]

Dar is full of informal settlements slums lakini hampendi kuambiwa ukweli, but data doesn't lie. 🤣🤣🤣 Ukweli wa data analysis ndio tunatumia hapa.

Ona tu hii area yote in brown ni slums tupu, informal housing.

Nairobi

Informal settlementss? What do you mean?