Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

kuna zwazwa mmoja hapendi kuona hii
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Hebu mwambie naye aweke Mv Uhuru a.k.a Safina ya Nuhu

 

[chongchung]

Usinilete hasira. Did you know that Tanzanian parliament was designed by Kenyans? Meaning Kenyans know all the emergency exists are and where all the cameras are situated. Kenyans know where your president can hide incase your parliament is attacked when the president is inside.

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Infinity of Tanzania's lorries queuing to take money from you lazy bones 🤑💰💵💸💷💶💴

 

[Teargas]

Kenya control these witches

 

[The best 007]

Thanks for accepting that Kenyans control Tanzanian economy.

You are our market

 

[Teargas]

Infinity of Tanzania's lorries queuing to take money from you lazy bones 🤑💰💵💸💷💶💴

Those lories are assembled in Kenya

 

[Teargas]

You are our market View attachment 2226190

And that's why we control your economy. Without Kenya Tanzania will be no more.

 

[NairobiWalker]

From posta hadi kiluvya ni 39km buda

Siku hizi kuna msema kweli, hamna haja ya kudanganya. Here is the total length of Morogoro Road within Dar es Salaam

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Technically yupo Kenya kwa sababu za kikazi, sio kama Wakunya waliojazana Tanzania na mikamera yao kila kona wakishangaa maisha ya Watanzania which they never dreamed of!

Wasikilize hasa Wakunya wapo kwenye mitaa ya watu wa hali ya chini Dar lakini wanasema those people look and live richly/standards of living is high🤣

Njaa mbaya sana, yaani wanafikiria kuweka ugali kwenye friji🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dah!

Njaa mbaya sana, jamaa awachezi na chakula, mimi sijawahi kula hata rice toka kwenye friji, imagine, Kenyans na ugali kwenye friji 🤣

 

[The best 007]

Tanzanians feed kenyans

 

[chongchung]

Those lories are assembled in Kenya

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Horohoro is like this, what about Namanga and Holili and Sirari? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kunyaland is scrambled like a corner ball, hivi mnajisikiaje mnavyoona hivi? 😁

 

[chongchung]

And that's why we control your economy. Without Kenya Tanzania will be no more.

Lia taratibu 😂😂😂😂

 

[Justinr]

I don't deal with idiots.

Says the only true idiot in this forum

 

[Teargas]

Says the only true idiot in this forum

Hey idiot, learn to include punctuations in your writings.

 

[IamLee]

Karen 98%looks like this

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Clearly this one has no idea what he's talking about.

 

[chongchung]

Njaa mbaya sana, yaani wanafikiria kuweka ugali kwenye friji🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dah!

Njaa mbaya sana, jamaa awachezi na chakula, mimi sijawahi kula hata rice toka kwenye friji, imagine, Kenyans na ugali kwenye friji 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wana hesabu kali aisee mpaka huruma

Thinking about eating frozen ugali 🥶🥶🥶

Haingii akilini kabisa, hata kula ugali uliolala kwenye nyumba nyingi za kitanzania hilo halipo kabisa, ugali ukibaki lazima utupwe na sababu nyumba nyingi za kitanzania zina mifugo mara nyingi hupewa mbwa au kuku

Wakunya wanapiga hesabu kali hapo kinoma 😂😂😂😂

We take things for granted a lot!

 

[Teargas]

Lia taratibu 😂😂😂😂

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Without Kenya Tanzania is no more and that's why Magufuli died a happy man because he knew he is leaving Tanzania at the hands of an able neighbor.

 

[chongchung]

Clearly this one has no idea what he's talking about.

Nyumba za million 1 $ mnaona mmefika?

Hii milioni 10 wala sio Dar 😂

 

[Justinr]

Dar is slum ni level ya Mombasa. Never compare that village with Nairobi again.

Mind your line bwanamdogo, unatoka kwenye poor city , uko na uharo na unajivimbisha hapautajiharia

 

[Teargas]

Mind your line bwanamdogo, unatoka kwenye poor city , uko na uharo na unajivimbisha hapautajiharia

Unless you forgot. But worry no more, I'm here to remind you where your precious Dar is slum belongs.

 

[nairobae]

Did you know that Tanzanian institutions come to Kenya for benchmarking?

Finish these hopeless neighbors. 🤣 🤣 🤣